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Trains > idols, thus there's no reason to learn Japanese anymore.

23 minutes ago, Plk_Lesiak said:

Trains > idols, thus there's no reason to learn Japanese anymore.

Train loli censorship, thus there's a reason to learn japanese.

I'm bored so let me explain why those 10 reasons were not enough to convince me to learn Japanese, and yes I'd realize that this is a meme here.

1. I'm already have been busy with Duel Links, and right now I'm not quite interested to try any idol games lol.

2. I think Kotose wouldn't care trivial matter such as language, because if she's really a god then she would surely understand every human language and what she would needed is that her believer shower her with a lot of faith.

3. If people just want to enjoy Yuuko's goodness in form of visual I will suggest to just download Hapymaher FD CG pack, search for Yuuko's sex scenes CG, and feel free to use the CG in any way to enjoy it. Although if you want to enjoy it in story, well perhaps learning Japanese is slightly matter (Or just use VN Reader if they didn't mind MTL to play Hapymaher FD).

4. I feel sorry for the throat of the man who say the word following the latter, because those two words mean the same with the latter need loud pronounciation because it have two exclamation.

5. There's saying music is the universal language, so we didn't really the Japanese to enjoy the songs (Knowing Japanese to understand the lyric is a bonus though, and in turn help the people appreciate the songs even more).

6. First time I'd heard that, and basically it's the variety show that already spawn ~550 episode (In regard of AKB 48 bingo). And by the way there's still some anime that have more than 10 seasons (ie Conan, One Piece, PreCure, Pokemon) so if you think one season as 12 episodes anime, then you can change your anime preference to those aforementioned anime.

7. Good reason I admit, although not much seeing that you can save money for other stuffs instead of buying original works, or you can still use official subs and buy localized manga in which it mean that at least you save some money from the import tax.

8. There's many thing out there that could be converted into bad meme, and those things were surely could be from any languages besides Japanese.

9. Sounds good, although it's not like we lacks vampire heroines in translated VNs anyway (Miu, Calen, and Arcueid), and Yuuko is not a vampire by the way.

10. Well I still didn't learn Japanese, and yet I already made the shit lists to counter your points lol.

And thus that's all of my reasons of why the list above didn't convince me enough to learn Japanese.

Edited November 15, 2018 by littleshogun

22 hours ago, Plk_Lesiak said:

Trains > idols, thus there's no reason to learn Japanese anymore.

What about stupid lolis overthrowing the world order with the power of shampoo and Italian cuisine?