Kaguya

Eeeeh, I'd classify global warming as a scientific theory. If anyone understands portuguese, I'd indicate 3 youtube videos that amount to about 2 hours together that managed to convince me of it quite well.

Well, as long as you have good enough protection you should be fine. Always keep something lethal close in case she feels betrayed and goes after you. It's better to be physically stronger, too. So no getting anyone out of your league. If we're talking about actually having a romantic relationship, I'd prefer someone like Akane from rewrite. Dunno what kind of dere she is. I like me some moneydere.

honestly, it's not a very good VN, but if you like it that's fine.

Eeeeeh, I just don't see your point at all. Sure, they are whimsical and can do a bunch of unpredictable stuff, which is why I said you should throw them away as fast as possible after they did the one task you wanted them to. I do get that any long-lived relationship with someone like that is quite dangerous and overall impossible, but I thought that was obvious enough. Your points are all related to having a yandere lover, which I'm not discussing in the first place- they're tools. And you'll get rid of them asap after using them once.

I did a little merging with another spam thread from games and chatter here as a test, since they were equal in nature. Otherwise, I have no idea. Also, someone might want to fix the spacing in the staff badge, since it's too big. Though I like it better this way, easier to read.

Why would you think so? Also, that's true, but they care more about your preferences than their preferences, so the argument still stands.

Yep, but that's a bit of a spoiler. It's related to his actual motivations to become a hero and whatnot.

She's obssesed with you. We're talking the average yandere here- she doesn't care about her preferences if you're happy. That's why they go as far as killing themselves if you order. You will have your way and she won't care about it as long as she thinks you love her. Yanderes already start with 10000000000000000000000000+ love points.

Soul Link is fairly short. Didn't take me more than 6~14 hours (don't remember the exact amount) for full completion. VNDB marks it as 10 to 30 hours, though.

The purple thingy behind me is a ghost. Be scared!!!!! Fuhahahahahahahahha!!!!!

It's probably not going to be narcisssist, seeing as how Shirou is the definition of selfless. Looking forward to Archer's armor-piercing questions.

Again, only if you're stupid. If you explain that it's for your health, you'll at least have time to sleep and do your usual things. And you can do basically everything in your own way, even ordering the person to kill themselves. The only thing you can't do is get too friendly with others. Yanderes aren't good as girlfriends. They'd need to pay more attention to themselves for that. They're good as tools. And you >must< dispose of them once they have no more use or get too broken, otherwise you'll end up screwed (or you'll spend a lot of your time taking care of her, which is way too inconvinient). As long as you throw morality away beforehand, having a yandere obssesed with you can be awesome.

I'm all up for the super focus on Shirou. It's like kaminomi- you don't watch it for the heroines, you watch it to see keima being awesome. Everything else is just an extra. Let's hope that the new designs aren't that bland. Though that's more of a prayer than anything. Well, I'm waiting for it~

???? A loli is supposed to be related to body structure. The actual age doesn't matter. That's why you can have vampires with over 1000 years old that are still lolis. So the statement is kind of weird. Also, dealing with Yuno should be incredibly easy. Had yukiteru

Yep, the hearts are very lovely. It's also fun to have people dodge them. Like in 5:50 here Master is bothersome.

senpai, please notice me!

7.5 Would be 8.5 if there were colors. Still, very good~

Your post count isn't nearly enough, though~ So it seems like I was wrong. For you, it should take about 1000 years xD

characters are fine for certain awards, but not the yearly ones. Since everyone would have them, and, as I said, not everyone likes character X. It's great for the custom awards and maybe to some others, but yearly is too much.

Well, we got tons of good players here. I made a new account, now I'm [ Kaguya-san ] https://osu.ppy.sh/u/3868434 CtB ftw. Stats kinda sucky because I held back intentionally (it'd be weird to SS in your first week)

Come on people, no characters for the yearly awards. Not everyone likes them.

spam thread- nothing is going on.

I just added about 10 items, nothing much. Still, thanks <3

Not true unless you're the typical inconpetent, good-for-nothing protagonist. A yandere is basically someone obssesed with you, nothing more, nothing less. If you have brains, you can use that for yourself in all sorts of ways. In case you want to read my rant, here

Those are good jokes. I wasn't refering to you two, obviously. You're still 100 years too early to even get near my feet~