Would you rather...?

[krill]

2 I'm sorry i'm not a batman fan. 

 

1 Have laser beam eyes

2 Be able to spit fire

 

1 cuzz freaking laser beam eyes rock

 

1 find atlantis but have no proof you were there

 

2 get stuck in new jearsy

[Guest]

(1) No one would give a s*** anyway

 

1 Travel in the past

2 Travel in the future

[krill]

2 because id love to meet my to fave authors poe and lovecraft when they were struggling and buy them a drink and a meal

 

1 be 6 inches tall but irresistible to your preferred gender

 

 2 10 feet tall and have your preferred gender afraid of you

[Dark Ariel7]

2. Other dudes love wont make me happy. And what the hell am I supposed to do when the whole of me is 6 Inches?!?!

 

1) Have your penis severed

2) have your right hand severed

[krill]

2 i can learn to use my left hand

 

1 eat a pizza covered in hair 

 

2 swim in a kiddy pool with chunks of poo floating in it

[Tom]

1...........but both r equaly disgusting

 

1 - Have sex with anyone you want to at any time

2 - Fight anyone you want to at any time

[Kaguya]

2. I'm not interested in having sex with people, but I could use the fighting as a training method of sorts. 

 

1- Join the kaguya faction

2- pledge alliance to KNIGHT.

 

Also, let's remember to not put anything too disgusting here people. It's minor trolling, but trolling nonetheless.

[krill]

join the kaguya faction

 

have half a hour of dental work done

 

or

 

drink a gallon of pickle juice

[ServeTheServant]

Dental work! Proper hygiene is important ;D

 

1. Be the lone survivor on a mission to mars, and get stranded there for the rest of your life , alone

 

or

 

2. Wake up as a different person every day, with none of their memories

[Kaguya]

1, obviously. I already live a life of near isolation anyway, and think of all the discoveries I could make! I would feel very priviliged, being able to see things no other human could. Assuming I had a way to stay alive, anyway.

 

1- eat a pizza

2- get a lover

[Tom]

pizza (assuming u mean a life partner-lover)

 

1 be rich

2 have a "normal" income

[Otaku1612]

I'd pick the normal income, simply because being rich kind of makes you a target.

 

1. Become a symbol of fear and hatred in order to save people and change things

2. Become a symbol of justice and truth in order maintain the status quo

 

Best I could think of on the spot.

[Kaguya]

2, I don't really care about how things are going or saving people.

 

1- Feel no pain.

2- Feel no fear.

[ServeTheServant]

2, since pain is important so you can tell what hurts, while fear's survival benefits can be replaced simply with rationality.

 

1. Be able to regulate your own absolute temperature with no ill effects (like feeling feverish) --> never have to feel hot or cold, can never freeze to death

or

2. Be able to change how gravity can affect you at will --> "flying" super jumps, can't die from falling, slam dunks all day

[Guest]

2 For sure.

 

1. Read on will other peoples' minds

2. Control other people like puppets

[Tom]

controlling ofc

 

western or asian?

[krill]

are you asking if id rather be western or asian or be with someone of those choices, or eat food from those general areas, or destroy the referred to areas with my laser beam eyes i don't get the question.

 

find a 100 dollars on the ground

 

or

 

find  a cure for stupidity

[Kaguya]

Cure for stupidity. I'd use it on anyone who tries to get near me. Then my life would go back to being full isolation, not only near isolation. Those were some good days~

 

1- become the protagonist of Chaos; Head

2- become the most average person in the whole world.

[krill]

2 after being skitzoeffective since childhood being average sounds wonderful

 

become psychic

 

or

 

be able to use magic

[Dark Ariel7]

2. Magic equates Phychic and then some.

 

1. Be uke

2. be seme

[Tom]

seme

 

fight a poisonous snake naked

fight a tiger with a very sharp katana naked

 

edit: you hav the katana, not the tiger..

Edited February 9, 2014 by Tom

[krill]

how did the tiger get a katana , hmm 1 i guess

 

eat a  poisonous mushroom

 

eat a bowl of natto 

[Tom]

natto is the obvious choice, my taste for things is rather unusual so i might even like it

 

would u flip a coin with these 2 posible outcomes?

lose one random part of your body (it can be literally anything) AND/OR every wish u had would be granted for the rest of your life

 

 

yes or no?

[Nosebleed]

Too risky, not worth it, i need at least 2/3 winning chance.

Have hair that grows really fast (let's say 1 inch per day)

Have nails that grow really fast (let's say half an inch per day)

[krill]

yes

 

would you rather be stuck in a route on kamidori alchemy meister for over a freaking week with no sign of progress to the next chapter

 

or

 

find a squid in your bathtub