Corrupt A Wish

[Eldin]

Here's how it works: You wish for something, and the person who replies next twists your wish into something cruel and unusual.

example time:

player one: I wish i had the world's greatest taco.

player two: granted, however you have now lost your sense of taste. i wish for world peace.

player three: granted, everybody is now a vegetable.

and so on. It should be noted that this is my favorite forum game ever, and i will shamelessly post a great many times so long as at least two people have responded in between my posts.

i shall now begin:

I wish I owned a parrot.

[Tief Blau]

Wish granted, however your parrot dies just as you get it.

I wish I won the lottery.

[solidbatman]

Wish granted, but you only won $2.00

I wish Robin would wear pants.

[Eldin]

granted, however, they are assless chaps.

i wish i could speak korean.

[Ryoji]

granted, however, they are assless chaps.

i wish i could speak korean.

Granted but your tounge fell out

I wish owned every anime ever.

[solidbatman]

Wish granted, but they are all Swahili dubs

I wish Visual Novels were more popular in the west.

[Mikel]

Granted, but they stop making them in Japan

I wish I could fly

[Eldin]

Granted, however, you can no longer walk.

I wish my favorite female characters didn't end up alone and lonely at the end of every single romance anime ever.

that is not a happy end at all! :<

[Rackshen]

Wish granted, those bishoujos are now living happily with their new PC and Otome Games.

I wish I have all the time in this world.

[Mephisto]

Granted, then the timer on a supernova that occurred 98,000,000 million years ago destroys this world.

I wish I could read a visual novel in Japanese without a dictionary.

[Down]

Granted, they're now all written in Czech

I wish I was immortal

[Tief Blau]

Granted, they're now all written in Czech

I wish I was immortal

Wish granted, but you live as a zombie who's body decays to nothing, but your mind will continue to wander the world.

I wish for a puppy

[mooingmage]

Granted but the puppy is blind, deaf, and limbless.

I wish for a second episode of large bagel

[Eldin]

granted, you vomit the large bagel you just ate.

i wish steve was no longer a loli.

[meru]

Granted, but he's now a BL fan instead, spamming the boards with cute guys.

I wish I could travel in time!

(hahah this is fun!!)

[Zalor]

Granted. But it can only go back in time and the earliest you can travel to is one hundred million years ago. (Have fun with dinosaurs chasing you).

I wish my spring break would never end.

[Tief Blau]

Granted. But it can only go back in time and the earliest you can travel to is one hundred million years ago. (Have fun with dinosaurs chasing you).

I wish my spring break would never end.

Granted. Endless School Days await you

I wish that my puppy could see, hear, and had legs

[solidbatman]

Wish granted, but your puppy is a shark pup.

I wish I had a new computer chair.

[Eldin]

wish granted, your computer is now a chair and unuseable.

i wish for a new pair of boots.

[alden_0023]

Wish granted.. You now have a new friend wearing your new boots..

I wish for an oppai mousepad ^^

[Hatsune Miku]

Wish granted, However, a bird fly's into your room and snatches it.

I wish for all Japanese VN's to be translated into english!

[Tay]

Wish granted, However, a bird fly's into your room and snatches it.

I wish for all Japanese VN's to be translated into english!

Granted, but they were all acquired by [enter company here] and have DRM.

Bwah haha.

I wish I had a dollar for every time a person sneezed.

[solidbatman]

Granted, but the economy tanks and the dollar becomes worthless (oh wait...)

I wish my armor protected me against dogs better.

[alden_0023]

Granted.. You now take 200% damage from cats ^^

I wish batman would be attacked by cats (bwahahahaha! :D/> )

[Eldin]

Granted.

I wish ginger ale tasted better.