Corrupt A Wish

[Snowtsuku]

Granted, but it happened in the past.

I wish Daena-sama will reveal her true name to me.

[Eldin]

granted, but you were blackout drunk at the time and don't remember what it was.

I wish for more orange juice.

[shcboomer]

Granted, but now you drown in it.

I wish this world had more oceans.

[Widi]

Granted but you cannot see the land in other word the world gonna be underwater world

I wish I'm become the most rich man in the world

[Snowtsuku]

Granted but you cannot see the land in other word the world gonna be underwater world

I wish I'm become the most rich man in the world

Granted, because everyone moved to Mars

I wish for a wishing well.

[Skeith]

Granted, it appears in the middle of your home, but when you're on your way home, you got hit by a bus and died.

I wish I can go to Dubai and enjoy everything there, all expenses paid.

[Eldin]

granted, but a sudden collapse in the Dubai economy triggers riots and mass anarchy, and your trip is canceled.

I wish you had more time.

[shcboomer]

Granted, but giving me more time caused a error in the space time continuum.

I wish there were more nice people around.

[Beato]

Granted but not around you.

I wish I could master coloring.

[Skeith]

Granted, but you get diarrhea every time you start coloring.

I wish I have an anime harem personalitied girlfriend.

[Beato]

Granted, she's a violent tsundere.

I wish that I could fall asleep easily.

[Eldin]

granted, but you now sleep 16 hours a day.

I wish for a scooter

[Kaguya]

granted, but you now sleep 16 hours a day.

I wish for a scooter

Granted, but it has a mind... And it's a yandere.

I wish to be omnisciencent.

[Snowtsuku]

Granted, but it has a mind... And it's a yandere.

I wish to be omnisciencent.

Granted but you brain exploded.

I wish for a wish.

[VN-Angel]

Granted. Now you have a wish that can't be wished.

I wish for money.

[Snowtsuku]

Granted. Now you have a wish that can't be wished.

I wish for money.

You got a cent.

I wish for a wish that you wish but the wish that I wish was the wish of the one who wished.

[shcboomer]

Granted, the wish that was wished was one that was wished at some time which is irrelevant to the purposes of this wish.

I wish things were less complicated.

[Beato]

Granted, the world ceases to exist. Thus nothing can be complicated anymore.

I wish I wouldn't have to pay tax when importing stuff from outside Europe.

[Skeith]

Granted, but because of this, all of your basic necessities' prices all skyrocketed.

I wish for no toothaches.

[Snowtsuku]

Granted, but because of this, all of your basic necessities' prices all skyrocketed.

I wish for no toothaches.

Granted because you lose all your teeth

I wish to know who stole the cookie from the cookie jar.

[Skeith]

Granted, but you'll forget it as soon as you hear it.

I wish I have no more need for food.

[shcboomer]

Granted, but now you no longer have anything left to enjoy in life.

I wish there was no need for people to exist on this earth.

[Snowtsuku]

Granted, but now you no longer have anything left to enjoy in life.

I wish there was no need for people to exist on this earth.

You don't exist as well.

I wish I know where is waldo.

[Eldin]

granted, but now you can't find wall-e.

I wish I could see the future

[Kaguya]

Granted, you're gonna die an unavoidable death tomorrow.

I wish I could find wall-e in the picture above.