And Nayleen descended from the heavens to smite both bitch and whore (banned his ass for good) and he saw that peace had returned to the lands once more.
Nice work! On the pronunciation especially, I tend to pay more attention to it than I'd like to at times, but you did really well!
What else do you imagine under the term "cover", then? It's a very basic music term.
Oh yes, now I remember why I wrote this. The "functioning" of the VN translation community struck me as absurdity of the highest level. I wrote this piece to convey the utter dysfunction I saw.
I could easily write a sequel based on the following concepts / events:
The NNL / minori debacle
Aroduc's Littlewitch Romanesque Kickstarter
Flame War I: Paradise lost in the chaste gardens of Grisaia
Flame War II: The Days are no longer Shiny, A tale of Kokoro lost
The Steam Revolution: Now with 20% less content!
Sekai Project: Now renewably powered by the tears of the VN fanbase. Go go Project Sakura!
JAST USA: Support JAST's censorship of crazy games from Japan!
Mangagamer: Visual novels - the other animu porn