Like I said before, they're gross and naggy and poop too much. Geese would be a terrible idea. They're the same as pigeons only geese are territorial, which is worse. Swans are good though. And hell no, if a pigeon so much as looked at my dog, he'd go into cardiac arrest and die.
Yay it's happening! Soon you'll get married too!
You better throw me the best bridal shower I've ever been to or I'll replace you with Flutterz!