Flutterz

Why do we need hot water heaters when hot water is already heated?

Why do meteorites always land in craters?

How can 9/11 be an inside job if the planes hit the towers from the outside?

Help! I cut myself with a bread knife, am I at risk of getting a yeast infection?

I told my friends I had a date with a really attractive girl...they told me she was imaginary, but the jokes on them, because they are too.

If bananas have potassium then do potatoes have banassium?

I see poached eggs on breakfast menus all the time. Why isn't this illegal?

If Pangaea existed 300 million years ago, how do we know it was called Pangaea?

Build a man a fire, and he will be warm for a night. Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

Help! I know that water boils at 100 degrees. I currently have a fever of 102. How much longer until all the water in me boils away??

Why didn't america patent the nuclear bomb to stop people like Kim Jong Un from using them?

I wonder how long it'd take people to figure out there's more than 1 person on this account?

S&Ms are my favourite kind of candy

How Can My Complex Analysis Grade Be Real If The Numbers Aren't Real?

I live in California where there is a drought but my shower still works, should I leave it running all day to collect water for my neighborhood?

Isn't it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do 'practice'?

Is it solipsistic in here or is it just me?

Today I tried to create a paradox, but when I killed my grandfather nothing happened. Was there something else I was supposed to do?

How many questions do I have to ask to become a questionnaire?

I accidentally inhaled my air guitar. Do I need to seek medical attention?

How come teen drug abuse abruptly stops at the age of 20?

If I committed murder and went to jail, but the victim came back to life, could I get my sentence changed to attempted murder?

Do depressed onions cry when they cut themselves?

Help! My daughter has an attraction to Carbon. Can someone tell me the dangers of carbon dating?

Wow, a job? That only took 5 months