I sincerely appreciate all the help and suggestions. I have gone through everything. I misspoke when I said I had to revert 'everything' I merely had to go to a previous good startup, but the issue with not even being able to go into safe mode made me very nervous.
Also, I had issue with K-lite not even working. I tried to open an MKV and it was COVERED in artifacts. I didn't understand why, but k-lite was terrible, I couldn't get anything recent to work on it, and ended up having to roll back to CCCP. It turned out that I had to clean the registry (I think) in order to get back into windows at all, but I won't know really. I admit being too nervous to install k-lite anymore. I have bought System Mechanic actually, since it was on sale for free with 2 mail-in rebates and has worked well for the last few years. I'm going to try again and just restart after EVERYTHING and give k-lite one more shot, but I sincerely don't understand how codecs have anything to do with this game that CCCP wouldn't be able to handle. Do you have an explanation for that?
I installed fresh, and installed the patches manually, and for the first time, there were no 'cannot find files' in the cmd information. I thought it would work, but it didn't, although I now know I have a completely correct install.
I am looking for any theories whatsoever. I bought a SSD a few months back, it's still in good shape, I recently checked if it was a lemon, and there are no issues. Registry is clean as I know how to make it, and no viruses are on my computer at all. I've checked all these things before, but I double-checked them now.
If none of these are the issue, can anyone think of anything outside the box that could be causing this? Anything is fine, I am sincerely interested in enjoying this game in its fullness!