BookwormOtaku Posted May 27, 2015 Posted May 27, 2015 sung a karaoke about it so bad the machine scored me negative numbers before self destructing. I found a rock shaped like... XReaper 1 Quote
XReaper Posted May 27, 2015 Posted May 27, 2015 ...some juicy ass, whom i greedily started licking, which caused me to go all hypotoxic whilst visiting the aquarium, my girlfriend suggested we should break up & in a fit of rage i threw her into the orca´s basin, only for me to notice... crunchytaco 1 Quote
Fred the Barber Posted May 27, 2015 Posted May 27, 2015 that there were no orcas in it, but lots of penguins, who started happily playing with her. The last time I wrote a poem, ... XReaper 1 Quote
SakashimA Posted May 27, 2015 Posted May 27, 2015 ...I've become excited with the amount of perverted things I've written. Summary, evertime you go to your girlfriend's house... Quote
BookwormOtaku Posted May 27, 2015 Posted May 27, 2015 her father's always there with his trusty shotgun trained on one's nether regions. I just saw a flying pig go by, so that means... Quote
BookwormOtaku Posted May 27, 2015 Posted May 27, 2015 something we need to invent real life Phoenix Downs for. After so many telemarketer calls, I decided I'd had enough and... crunchytaco 1 Quote
hitoribocchi Posted May 27, 2015 Author Posted May 27, 2015 disconnected my telephone line. Form is... Quote
sirjabberwock Posted May 27, 2015 Posted May 27, 2015 Hard to establish when only given a two word sentence to work with. One day I would like to visit ___ because... Quote
BookwormOtaku Posted May 28, 2015 Posted May 28, 2015 I was curious if I'd show up in a ___ if I visited one. I received a ticking package in the mail, and... Quote
GLM4475 Posted May 28, 2015 Posted May 28, 2015 it was just a small phone toy. You nearly got frozen to death when you swam in Arctic last week, fortunately ... Quote
EldritchCherub Posted May 28, 2015 Posted May 28, 2015 the holy grail. After nine months her ribcage burst open, it's name is... Quote
Eclipsed Posted May 29, 2015 Posted May 29, 2015 Carry tissues with you at all times. When in doubt... Quote
starlessn1ght Posted May 29, 2015 Posted May 29, 2015 ...don't say a word. Human knowledge is... Quote
BookwormOtaku Posted May 29, 2015 Posted May 29, 2015 tvtropes.org To my surprise on my lawn was... Quote
SakashimA Posted May 29, 2015 Posted May 29, 2015 ...the power of soul. Never leave your house... Quote
GLM4475 Posted May 29, 2015 Posted May 29, 2015 before locking all doors and windows. The last time I saw television I felt ... Quote
SakashimA Posted May 29, 2015 Posted May 29, 2015 ...a need to saw some logs, because a blizzard was coming. My favorite music is... Quote
GLM4475 Posted May 30, 2015 Posted May 30, 2015 alternative metal. Even the strongest metal can't compare to ... Quote
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