Rise of Gerweebum

[OriginalRen]

Once upon time, there existed a being of noble Aryan descent that ruled the lands of Gerweebum. It was a land of many beautiful females dressed in the finest attire and shortest of skirts, so short in fact, the divine winds need not exist to do them justice. Of course there were also males who existed in these lands, but nobody cares about them.

Gerweebum was ruled by a fair sort, Sir Nayleen Bernhard Edelweiß III, who lead his people with an iron administrative fist. Being a noble gentleman, he sought peace and prosperity with the surrounding kingdoms of Torrentia and Lolestria, but soon came to the realization that none of that would be possible.

Prince Stevus Faggustrus I, who pretended he ruled over the young, blossoming kingdom of Lolestria (even though he was just a prince so really nobody gave a rat's ass about him), refused to acknowledge the other kingdom's wishes and decided it be best to rise up with his followers in hopes of obtaining true enlightenment. Terrible to say the least.

A long war, which lasted not but 4 hours, was commenced and the kingdom of Lolestria was no more. The king of Gerweebum ordered all the young, innocent females of the land to be verily cast into the fiery Pits of Pedophilia (capitalized no doubt), where they would be shunned for all eternity. Truly a sad day.

Seeing this horrendous act, Torrentia rose up against the now dominating king of Gerweebum, leading to another bloody battle which ultimately caused a lot of Nayleen's followers to turn. When the battle was finished, Gerweebum remained on top but was left beaten and badly bruised. Its fabled king decided it be best to go into hiding, and was never heard of again.

Many eons have passed since that fateful day, but none have forgotten that Gerweebum's king still remains in our hearts. Hopefully, he shall return one day to once again take the throne and claim his rightful place...

Obligatory insert of solidbatman into this story lest he be salty: He participated on the side of Sir Nayleen. He died in battle and was never heard of again.

 

Nayleen is garbage, but without him, none of this site would exist. Welcome back to the forums buddy! Make sure you all give him a friendly Fuwanovel hello.

[DarkZedge]

What a beautiful story *Sobs* it's always good to learn new things i didn't know about  

[Funyarinpa]

8 minutes ago, DarkZedge said:

What a beautiful story *Sobs* it's always good to learn new things i didn't know about  

holy shit

I just realized there are people who don't get all the subtle references and allusions in this post

 

 

[DarkZedge]

7 minutes ago, Funyarinpa said:

holy shit

I just realized there are people who don't get all the subtle references and allusions in this post

 

 

I got part of it but being fairly new here there's a lot i don't know, so i chose a safe response 

[FruitsPunchSamurai]

1 hour ago, OriginalRen said:

Prince Stevus Faggustrus I

My mind is fuzzy today but i definitely remember who this is referring to 

 is the only hint i can give for those whose minds are fuzzy just like mine.  

Anyways welcome back Nayleen, you might need some of this  

[Darklord Rooke]

The place isn't the same without Nay. Always good to see him around  

... 'Gerweebum'? 

[Nayleen]

Fake and gay. Disliked.

[solidbatman]

We are all garbage, not just nayleen. nayleen is slightly cleaner garbage 

[Nayleen]

2 hours ago, Rooke said:

The place isn't the same without Nay. Always good to see him around  

... 'Gerweebum'? 

German + Weeb + Bum? I can live with that. Though the second one is a big, fat lie.

[OriginalRen]

1 hour ago, Nayleen said:

German + Weeb + Bum? I can live with that. Though the second one is a big, fat lie.

Who's my little German buddy? You are cutie! Let's have sex.

[Darklord Rooke]

21 hours ago, Nayleen said:

German + Weeb + Bum? I can live with that. Though the second one is a big, fat lie.

Huh, I actually didn't make that connection. That's pretty damn slow of me 0.0