Thatcomicguy Posted February 5, 2018 Posted February 5, 2018 Let's see some of your best jokes, one liners or just funny CG's you've come across. Don't let me down Weebs! Fiddle 1 Quote
Mr Poltroon Posted February 5, 2018 Posted February 5, 2018 On 19/08/2014 at 3:05 PM, Mr Poltroon said: You're a Chiseling, No-Good, Extortionate, Mendacious, Greedy, Fraudulent, Inhuman, Power-mad bastard. Thatcomicguy 1 Quote
Thatcomicguy Posted February 5, 2018 Author Posted February 5, 2018 1 minute ago, Mr Poltroon said: You're a Chiseling, No-Good, Extortionate, Mendacious, Greedy, Fraudulent, Inhuman, Power-mad bastard. Change the You're to I'm, and that's one hell about me description for a dating app. Mr Poltroon 1 Quote
-soraa Posted February 5, 2018 Posted February 5, 2018 (edited) WHAT ABOUT YOU? DO YOU ❤ KITTENS? Edited February 5, 2018 by -soraa Thatcomicguy, Plk_Lesiak and Mr Poltroon 3 Quote
Dreamysyu Posted February 5, 2018 Posted February 5, 2018 I don't have any better ideas, so I'll just post this. Thatcomicguy 1 Quote
Thatcomicguy Posted February 5, 2018 Author Posted February 5, 2018 Two of my favourite jokes are a bit rude so if not really into that... well you're shit outta luck there then. First one's a bit of a moral's question. You and your Jack, have been horse riding all day and now it's time to come drop from the saddle and take a break. But see Jack's having a bit of trouble, as his legs have cramped and he's now stuck on the horse. So do you... Help Jack off the horse? The other is. I hate guys that boast about having Big Dicks. I have a medium Dick... it talks to Ghosts. Quote
-soraa Posted February 5, 2018 Posted February 5, 2018 (edited) I am playing Dracu-Riot at the moment and: Hahaha... Hentai technology, haha That's a really terrifying technology, seriously! Haha Edited February 5, 2018 by -soraa Thatcomicguy 1 Quote
Thatcomicguy Posted February 5, 2018 Author Posted February 5, 2018 Just now, -soraa said: I am playing Dracu-Riot at the moment and: Hahaha... Hentai technology, haha Haha, I really enjoyed Dracu-Riot but I read it straight after Noble Works and. For me at least NW is better just because it had better routes. Quote
Plk_Lesiak Posted February 5, 2018 Posted February 5, 2018 (edited) This phenomenon was always my favourite thing you can find on the internet: And the classic quote: (the last one might be fake, but I don't care) Edited February 5, 2018 by Plk_Lesiak Dreamysyu, Thatcomicguy, Sayaka and 1 other 4 Quote
Asonn Posted February 5, 2018 Posted February 5, 2018 (edited) Dorg gets maddoooo!! Are you sure you want to permanent ban our boii asoon?? MADOO CLICK on "confirm, yes I'm sure" I had the hardest and saddest laugh yesterday of my life. Edited February 5, 2018 by Asonn Thatcomicguy, Mr Poltroon, Narcosis and 4 others 6 1 Quote
Thatcomicguy Posted February 5, 2018 Author Posted February 5, 2018 3 minutes ago, Plk_Lesiak said: This phenomenon was always my favourite thing you can find on the internet: And the classic quote: (the last one might be fake, but I don't care) And another Engrish classic is Plk_Lesiak 1 Quote
Thatcomicguy Posted February 5, 2018 Author Posted February 5, 2018 36 minutes ago, -soraa said: WHAT ABOUT YOU? DO YOU ❤ KITTENS? Of course, they're are my second favourite kind of pussy Quote
MaggieROBOT Posted February 5, 2018 Posted February 5, 2018 I bring you a beautiful and tragic fairy tale about betrayal and friendship that I found in a Touhou game. Enjoy. Title: An old hag and a kitten In a old rickety house... There lived a cat which was afraid of water. The fact that it was afraid of water is never used in the tale. The cat was living together with its master, a fluffy fox. This fox could earn a lot of money when she made a serious effort, but I digress. Fox had many lifestyle diseases and one day she asked the kitten "bring me some oil" and the kitten went to look for it. The kitten walked into a hag with an umbrella. She was wearing a weird hat. She told the kitten she was homeless. The kind kitten thought she would escort the hag to her house. But the kitten remembered her task and took the hag to Hell halfway (This is some hardcore kitten). Having finished her task, the kitten went home. Just in front of it, the hag had a conflict with the fox. A fight to death between two equal super-females erupted and no holds were barred. With two of them just glaring at each other, you could see their mental power burning out. "What's up with her? It's like I have an icicle up my ass!", "What's with this feeling... It's like I have fire sticks up my ass". And the fox tried to gamble: "No matter how strong you may be, you can't transform like I can! Can you transform into a bean? Surely it must be too hard for you". The kitten was sleeping by the halogen heater, ignoring them. The hag got serious at those words and turned into a small bean. And then she rotted. At that very moment, the fox said "Aha, an opening! Prepare to die!" and with lightning speed, she ate the hag who has turned into a bean. And that is how she managed to punish the scary hag. And the kitten and the fox rejoiced and lived happily until the fox died from diarrhoea. The end! Dreamysyu 1 Quote
Fiddle Posted February 5, 2018 Posted February 5, 2018 (edited) 15 minutes ago, Asonn said: [unintelligible] @Dergonu Please ban him again. Edited February 5, 2018 by Fiddle Mr Poltroon, Dergonu and Plk_Lesiak 3 Quote
Thatcomicguy Posted February 5, 2018 Author Posted February 5, 2018 8 minutes ago, Dreamysyu said: 4 minutes ago, MaggieROBOT said: I bring you a beautiful and tragic fairy tale about betrayal and friendship that I found in a Touhou game. Enjoy. Title: An old hag and a kitten In a old rickety house... There lived a cat which was afraid of water. The fact that it was afraid of water is never used in the tale. The cat was living together with its master, a fluffy fox. This fox could earn a lot of money when she made a serious effort, but I digress. Fox had many lifestyle diseases and one day she asked the kitten "bring me some oil" and the kitten went to look for it. The kitten walked into a hag with an umbrella. She was wearing a weird hat. She told the kitten she was homeless. The kind kitten thought she would escort the hag to her house. But the kitten remembered her task and took the hag to Hell halfway (This is some hardcore kitten). Having finished her task, the kitten went home. Just in front of it, the hag had a conflict with the fox. A fight to death between two equal super-females erupted and no holds were barred. With two of them just glaring at each other, you could see their mental power burning out. "What's up with her? It's like I have an icicle up my ass!", "What's with this feeling... It's like I have fire sticks up my ass". And the fox tried to gamble: "No matter how strong you may be, you can't transform like I can! Can you transform into a bean? Surely it must be too hard for you". The kitten was sleeping by the halogen heater, ignoring them. The hag got serious at those words and turned into a small bean. And then she rotted. At that very moment, the fox said "Aha, an opening! Prepare to die!" and with lightning speed, she ate the hag who has turned into a bean. And that is how she managed to punish the scary hag. And the kitten and the fox rejoiced and lived happily until the fox died from diarrhoea. The end! -soraa, Dreamysyu and Plk_Lesiak 3 Quote
Guest Posted February 5, 2018 Posted February 5, 2018 I'm utterly bored so, here is your does of daily EDGE: Quote
MaggieROBOT Posted February 5, 2018 Posted February 5, 2018 5 minutes ago, Thatcomicguy said: Be careful of what you ask for........................... Quote
Thatcomicguy Posted February 5, 2018 Author Posted February 5, 2018 2 minutes ago, MaggieROBOT said: Be careful of what you ask for........................... MaggieROBOT 1 Quote
Thatcomicguy Posted February 5, 2018 Author Posted February 5, 2018 10/10 Most fool proof excuse Quote
VirginSmasher Posted February 5, 2018 Posted February 5, 2018 (edited) How forehead boy came out as a weeb. Edited February 5, 2018 by VirginSmasher Quote
Dergonu Posted February 5, 2018 Posted February 5, 2018 Just now, Fiddle said: @Dergonu Please ban him again. o7 o7 Not a CG, but have a sneaky Star Wars refrence from Biman4. Quote
VirginSmasher Posted February 5, 2018 Posted February 5, 2018 Also, here's a really shitty reminder about Mikandi and their crimes. Barry Benson and Dergonu 1 1 Quote
Dergonu Posted February 5, 2018 Posted February 5, 2018 Just now, VirginSmasher said: Also, here's a really shitty reminder about Mikandi and their crimes. Thank you for making this Quote
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