FinalChaos Posted March 26, 2015 Posted March 26, 2015 So does anyone like UBW 2014? I was bored, so I wrote this on a Type-moon forum. Figured I might as well share. So when are the Sasaki x Archer porn coming? I can just imagine them. Sasaki: Huff, huff... Archer: Mmm...? Archer slowly opened his eyes, struggling to recall where he was. Last he remembered, he was waiting for Rin to return after her date with his idiotic younger self, then he felt a foreign boundary field being raised outside the home, and everything went black shortly after that. Sasaki: Hah, hah... Oh, you finally awake, little red flower? Archer: Wah? Assassin?! What the hell are you doing, bastard? Archer watched in horror as Assassin was straddling his crouch engulfing Archer's erect penis with his rectum. His horror turned to rage quickly, however, and he tried to resist only to find out that his entire upper-body was restrained with magic. Sasaki: Scary, scary! Don't look so grim, Archer; it's not like this was my idea. My vixen of a Master is gonna go take care of your friend, Saber, and she wanted to make absolutely sure that no one intervened. And here we are. Archer: That doesn't explain why my dick is in your ass! Sasaki: Don't sweat the small stuff. Sasaki resumed his "activity." Archer: (I have to get to Rin before Saber is taken out! I can't move my arms, but my lower half is free. Maybe I can...) Archer started struggling to the best of his ability, and nearly Sasaki thrown off before he regained his balance. Sasaki: Whoa ("Wow"?) there. Now, now, Archer, no struggling. Archer: You dare stand in my way, Samurai? Sasaki: That is my line. I was tasked with keeping you occupied, yet you would interfere? My duty is to guard you inside my gate; I permitted entry, but leaving is another matter. Your (dick)head lacks elegance, but I'll satisfy myself by claiming it tonight. Archer: You think you can fuck me, lackey of Caster? Sasaki: I could say the same. The samurai smiled wryly and continued his ministrations. Archer: (This is bad. If this continues, I'll be rendered completely powerless and at his mercy! I don't have a choice. I need to use that.) Archer took a deep breath and closed his eyes. Sasaki: Hmm? (What is he doing...?) Archer: I am the boner of my sword. Sasaki: (! This is bad; I need to finish him off quickly!) The master swordsman quickened his pace, but it was too late. Archer: Erect is my body, and throbbing is my blood Archer: I have fucked over a thousand holes Sasaki: Faster! I need to go faster! The samurai moved his hips as quickly as he could, but he knew he was running out of time. However, he had lodged Archer in too deep to pull out now. There was no escape. His only exit had been blocked. Archer: Unknown to Viagra, nor known to limpness Archer: Have withstood pain to achieve many orgasms Archer: Yet, this dick will never again feel anything Archer: So as I pray, UNLIMITED THRUST WORKS! Archer's hips started thrusting at an insane rate. Strength was leaving Sasaki before he knew it, and there was nothing he could do. Not even Lancer and Gay Bulge could match Archer's thrust speed. Archer: This is the end, Samurai! CALADBOLG! With a final thrust, Archer's Calabolg exploded inside Sasaki and he flew off him. With Assassin finally off him, Archer's restraints were broken, and he immediately ran towards the city in the hope of reaching Rin in them, leaving Sasaki covered in his Noble Orgasm. Epilogue. Rin: Archer, what took you so long?! We lost Saber because of you! Archer: It couldn't be helped; it took a while to cum through Caster's defense. Rin: Don't you mean "get through"? Archer: No. The end~ P.S. I'm not homosexual. Can't believe that I knew where the whole thing was going but still read it. And I have to say that the puns were used really well. Quote
brawlbankai Posted March 26, 2015 Posted March 26, 2015 So does anyone like UBW 2014? I was bored, so I wrote this on a Type-moon forum. Figured I might as well share. So when are the Sasaki x Archer porn coming? I can just imagine them. Sasaki: Huff, huff... Archer: Mmm...? Archer slowly opened his eyes, struggling to recall where he was. Last he remembered, he was waiting for Rin to return after her date with his idiotic younger self, then he felt a foreign boundary field being raised outside the home, and everything went black shortly after that. Sasaki: Hah, hah... Oh, you finally awake, little red flower? Archer: Wah? Assassin?! What the hell are you doing, bastard? Archer watched in horror as Assassin was straddling his crouch engulfing Archer's erect penis with his rectum. His horror turned to rage quickly, however, and he tried to resist only to find out that his entire upper-body was restrained with magic. Sasaki: Scary, scary! Don't look so grim, Archer; it's not like this was my idea. My vixen of a Master is gonna go take care of your friend, Saber, and she wanted to make absolutely sure that no one intervened. And here we are. Archer: That doesn't explain why my dick is in your ass! Sasaki: Don't sweat the small stuff. Sasaki resumed his "activity." Archer: (I have to get to Rin before Saber is taken out! I can't move my arms, but my lower half is free. Maybe I can...) Archer started struggling to the best of his ability, and nearly Sasaki thrown off before he regained his balance. Sasaki: Whoa ("Wow"?) there. Now, now, Archer, no struggling. Archer: You dare stand in my way, Samurai? Sasaki: That is my line. I was tasked with keeping you occupied, yet you would interfere? My duty is to guard you inside my gate; I permitted entry, but leaving is another matter. Your (dick)head lacks elegance, but I'll satisfy myself by claiming it tonight. Archer: You think you can fuck me, lackey of Caster? Sasaki: I could say the same. The samurai smiled wryly and continued his ministrations. Archer: (This is bad. If this continues, I'll be rendered completely powerless and at his mercy! I don't have a choice. I need to use that.) Archer took a deep breath and closed his eyes. Sasaki: Hmm? (What is he doing...?) Archer: I am the boner of my sword. Sasaki: (! This is bad; I need to finish him off quickly!) The master swordsman quickened his pace, but it was too late. Archer: Erect is my body, and throbbing is my blood Archer: I have fucked over a thousand holes Sasaki: Faster! I need to go faster! The samurai moved his hips as quickly as he could, but he knew he was running out of time. However, he had lodged Archer in too deep to pull out now. There was no escape. His only exit had been blocked. Archer: Unknown to Viagra, nor known to limpness Archer: Have withstood pain to achieve many orgasms Archer: Yet, this dick will never again feel anything Archer: So as I pray, UNLIMITED THRUST WORKS! Archer's hips started thrusting at an insane rate. Strength was leaving Sasaki before he knew it, and there was nothing he could do. Not even Lancer and Gay Bulge could match Archer's thrust speed. Archer: This is the end, Samurai! CALADBOLG! With a final thrust, Archer's Calabolg exploded inside Sasaki and he flew off him. With Assassin finally off him, Archer's restraints were broken, and he immediately ran towards the city in the hope of reaching Rin in them, leaving Sasaki covered in his Noble Orgasm. Epilogue. Rin: Archer, what took you so long?! We lost Saber because of you! Archer: It couldn't be helped; it took a while to cum through Caster's defense. Rin: Don't you mean "get through"? Archer: No. The end~ P.S. I'm not homosexual. What the hell did I just read? Well, at least I got a laugh out of it. Quote
LinovaA Posted March 27, 2015 Posted March 27, 2015 So does anyone like UBW 2014? I was bored, so I wrote this on a Type-moon forum. Figured I might as well share. So when are the Sasaki x Archer porn coming? I can just imagine them. Sasaki: Huff, huff... Archer: Mmm...? Archer slowly opened his eyes, struggling to recall where he was. Last he remembered, he was waiting for Rin to return after her date with his idiotic younger self, then he felt a foreign boundary field being raised outside the home, and everything went black shortly after that. Sasaki: Hah, hah... Oh, you finally awake, little red flower? Archer: Wah? Assassin?! What the hell are you doing, bastard? Archer watched in horror as Assassin was straddling his crouch engulfing Archer's erect penis with his rectum. His horror turned to rage quickly, however, and he tried to resist only to find out that his entire upper-body was restrained with magic. Sasaki: Scary, scary! Don't look so grim, Archer; it's not like this was my idea. My vixen of a Master is gonna go take care of your friend, Saber, and she wanted to make absolutely sure that no one intervened. And here we are. Archer: That doesn't explain why my dick is in your ass! Sasaki: Don't sweat the small stuff. Sasaki resumed his "activity." Archer: (I have to get to Rin before Saber is taken out! I can't move my arms, but my lower half is free. Maybe I can...) Archer started struggling to the best of his ability, and nearly Sasaki thrown off before he regained his balance. Sasaki: Whoa ("Wow"?) there. Now, now, Archer, no struggling. Archer: You dare stand in my way, Samurai? Sasaki: That is my line. I was tasked with keeping you occupied, yet you would interfere? My duty is to guard you inside my gate; I permitted entry, but leaving is another matter. Your (dick)head lacks elegance, but I'll satisfy myself by claiming it tonight. Archer: You think you can fuck me, lackey of Caster? Sasaki: I could say the same. The samurai smiled wryly and continued his ministrations. Archer: (This is bad. If this continues, I'll be rendered completely powerless and at his mercy! I don't have a choice. I need to use that.) Archer took a deep breath and closed his eyes. Sasaki: Hmm? (What is he doing...?) Archer: I am the boner of my sword. Sasaki: (! This is bad; I need to finish him off quickly!) The master swordsman quickened his pace, but it was too late. Archer: Erect is my body, and throbbing is my blood Archer: I have fucked over a thousand holes Sasaki: Faster! I need to go faster! The samurai moved his hips as quickly as he could, but he knew he was running out of time. However, he had lodged Archer in too deep to pull out now. There was no escape. His only exit had been blocked. Archer: Unknown to Viagra, nor known to limpness Archer: Have withstood pain to achieve many orgasms Archer: Yet, this dick will never again feel anything Archer: So as I pray, UNLIMITED THRUST WORKS! Archer's hips started thrusting at an insane rate. Strength was leaving Sasaki before he knew it, and there was nothing he could do. Not even Lancer and Gay Bulge could match Archer's thrust speed. Archer: This is the end, Samurai! CALADBOLG! With a final thrust, Archer's Calabolg exploded inside Sasaki and he flew off him. With Assassin finally off him, Archer's restraints were broken, and he immediately ran towards the city in the hope of reaching Rin in them, leaving Sasaki covered in his Noble Orgasm. Epilogue. Rin: Archer, what took you so long?! We lost Saber because of you! Archer: It couldn't be helped; it took a while to cum through Caster's defense. Rin: Don't you mean "get through"? Archer: No. The end~ P.S. I'm not homosexual. This is probably my favorite fanfic of all time. Congrats. I absolutely DIED at Noble Orgasm. :wahaha: Quote
Kurisu-Chan Posted March 27, 2015 Posted March 27, 2015 This is probably my favorite fanfic of all time. Congrats. I absolutely DIED at Noble Orgasm. :wahaha: I died to everything. Quote
Ouraibaa Hjyuraa Posted March 27, 2015 Posted March 27, 2015 I died to everything. Plot twist: Kurisu is Lancer!!!!! Mr Poltroon, Kosakyun, Nahichun and 1 other 4 Quote
The_Count Posted March 27, 2015 Posted March 27, 2015 So does anyone like UBW 2014? I was bored, so I wrote this on a Type-moon forum. Figured I might as well share. So when are the Sasaki x Archer porn coming? I can just imagine them. Sasaki: Huff, huff... Archer: Mmm...? Archer slowly opened his eyes, struggling to recall where he was. Last he remembered, he was waiting for Rin to return after her date with his idiotic younger self, then he felt a foreign boundary field being raised outside the home, and everything went black shortly after that. Sasaki: Hah, hah... Oh, you finally awake, little red flower? Archer: Wah? Assassin?! What the hell are you doing, bastard? Archer watched in horror as Assassin was straddling his crouch, engulfing Archer's erect penis with his rectum. His horror turned to rage quickly, however, and he tried to resist only to find out that his entire upper-body was restrained with magic. Sasaki: Scary, scary! Don't look so grim, Archer; it's not like this was my idea. My vixen of a Master is gonna go take care of your friend, Saber, and she wanted to make absolutely sure that no one intervened. And here we are. Archer: That doesn't explain why my dick is in your ass! Sasaki: Don't sweat the small stuff. Sasaki resumed his "activity." Archer: (I have to get to Rin before Saber is taken out! I can't move my arms, but my lower half is free. Maybe I can...) Archer started struggling to the best of his ability, and nearly got Sasaki thrown off before he regained his balance. Sasaki: Whoa ("Wow"?) there. Now, now, Archer, no struggling. Archer: You dare stand in my way, Samurai? Sasaki: That is my line. I was tasked with keeping you occupied, yet you would interfere? My duty is to guard you inside my gate; I permitted entry, but leaving is another matter. Your (dick)head lacks elegance, but I'll satisfy myself by claiming it tonight. Archer: You think you can fuck me, lackey of Caster? Sasaki: I could say the same. The samurai smiled wryly and continued his ministrations. Archer: (This is bad. If this continues, I'll be rendered completely powerless and at his mercy! I don't have a choice. I need to use that.) Archer took a deep breath and closed his eyes. Sasaki: Hmm? (What is he doing...?) Archer: I am the boner of my sword. Sasaki: (! This is bad; I need to finish him off quickly!) The master swordsman quickened his pace, but it was too late. Archer: Erect is my body, and throbbing is my blood Archer: I have fucked over a thousand holes Sasaki: Faster! I need to go faster! The samurai moved his hips as quickly as he could, but he knew he was running out of time. However, he had lodged Archer in too deep to pull out now. There was no escape. His only exit had been blocked. Archer: Unknown to Viagra, nor known to limpness Archer: Have withstood pain to achieve many orgasms Archer: Yet, this dick will never again feel anything Archer: So as I pray, UNLIMITED THRUST WORKS! Archer's hips started thrusting at an insane rate. Strength was leaving Sasaki before he knew it, and there was nothing he could do. Not even Lancer and Gay Bulge could match Archer's thrust speed. Archer: This is the end, Samurai! CALADBOLG! With a final thrust, Archer's Calabolg exploded inside Sasaki and he flew off him. With Assassin finally off him, Archer's restraints were broken, and he immediately ran towards the city in the hope of reaching Rin in them, leaving Sasaki covered in his Noble Orgasm. Epilogue. Rin: Archer, what took you so long?! We lost Saber because of you! Archer: It couldn't be helped; it took a while to cum through Caster's defense. Rin: Don't you mean "get through"? Archer: No. The end~ P.S. I'm not homosexual. This post literally gave me Aids, in the best way possible! xD Quote
Kosakyun Posted March 28, 2015 Posted March 28, 2015 Now I know why Shirou's hair became white. FinalChaos 1 Quote
brawlbankai Posted March 28, 2015 Posted March 28, 2015 Now I know why Shirou's hair became white. I don't even have words for this... Quote
Kosakyun Posted March 28, 2015 Posted March 28, 2015 I don't even have words for this... Fear his Noble Orgasm. Quote
brawlbankai Posted March 28, 2015 Posted March 28, 2015 Fear his Noble Orgasm. I'm more worried about how his hair was already white before his... battle with Sasaki. On a seperate note, how is HDN Re;Birth 2? And how good is HDN PP for that matter. I'm seriously considering getting a Vita for HDN and P4G. Quote
Kosakyun Posted March 28, 2015 Posted March 28, 2015 On a seperate note, how is HDN Re;Birth 2? And how good is HDN PP for that matter. I'm seriously considering getting a Vita for HDN and P4G. I stalled Re;Birth 2 because holy shit my right analog is fucking up everything and my world map is going round and round. Other than that, it's almost the same as Re;Birth 1. Only the lily ranks actually play a role in the game. Also, you'll be starting the actual storyline that was continued in the next games, as opposed to Re;Birth 1, which is a completely different story that concluded on that very game. Re;Birth 2 continues on Re;Birth 3, so you'll be expecting more in the coming game. Also, the game has 8 endings. I only have one as of now, since I stopped playing like last month or something. It's worth giving a try, really. I like the characters sooo. PP is just a spin-off, really. If you don't care for something that's just gonna use up your time for some cute interactions with the goddesses and an imaginary male figure, then you need not buy it. It is, however, entertaining in a sense. The gameplay is just, well, lol. The songs are nice though. They could've put more imo. But hey, not everything's perfect. I just look at their panties in a concert. Quote
colekitt Posted March 29, 2015 Posted March 29, 2015 It's been awhile I'm sure you all missed me and I'm sure a lot of you cried but you can stop now. "applause and cheering." Quote
brawlbankai Posted March 29, 2015 Posted March 29, 2015 It's been awhile I'm sure you all missed me and I'm sure a lot of you cried but you can stop now. "applause and cheering." Who are you again? Nahichun 1 Quote
Kosakyun Posted March 29, 2015 Posted March 29, 2015 as per the usual I'm gracing you with my presence. Quote
colekitt Posted March 29, 2015 Posted March 29, 2015 Can't feel it. You're a ninja. Yeah I was actually here the whole time i saw it all. Quote
brawlbankai Posted March 29, 2015 Posted March 29, 2015 I know you missed me most of all. Can't say I did. You are a ninja after all. Quote
colekitt Posted March 29, 2015 Posted March 29, 2015 Can't say I did. You are a ninja after all. correction I am the ninja I'll actually be having an anime come out here is the poster. And to those who doubt it you better believe it! Quote
brawlbankai Posted March 29, 2015 Posted March 29, 2015 correction I am the ninja I'll actually be having an anime come out here is the poster. And to those who doubt it you better believe it! <--- What I felt when I saw that picture... Quote
colekitt Posted March 30, 2015 Posted March 30, 2015 <--- What I felt when I saw that picture... Quote
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