Kynbound Posted May 3, 2014 Posted May 3, 2014 Having sex in an elevator is wrong on so many levels. Quote
Angmir Posted May 3, 2014 Posted May 3, 2014 you wana hear a bad pun - hereyego  that the Pickupline  You want to know my lifetime dream ? I want to become space explorer and probe Uranus ! Quote
Kynbound Posted May 3, 2014 Posted May 3, 2014 There are plenty of fish in the sea but until I catch one I'm just stuck here holding my rod... Quote
Nagisa_Fawkes Posted May 3, 2014 Posted May 3, 2014 What do you call cheese that is not yours? Nacho Cheese. Quote
Monmon Posted May 3, 2014 Posted May 3, 2014 What did the psychiatrist say when a man wearing nothing but saran wrap walked into his office? I can clearly see you're nuts! Quote
Nagisa_Fawkes Posted May 3, 2014 Posted May 3, 2014 When a new hive is done bees have a house swarming party. Quote
Kynbound Posted May 3, 2014 Posted May 3, 2014 The other day I held the door open for a clown. I thought it was a nice jester. Quote
Emperor Emblem Posted May 3, 2014 Posted May 3, 2014 i told this girl that she's like a white dwarf (star) Quote
Kynbound Posted May 3, 2014 Posted May 3, 2014 Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's all right now. Quote
Emperor Emblem Posted May 3, 2014 Posted May 3, 2014 the horse went to the doctor, the doctor asked "why the long face"... the horse said "i have chronic depression" Quote
Monmon Posted May 3, 2014 Posted May 3, 2014 What does a cannibal do after dumping his girlfriend?Wipes his butt. Quote
Blue Ember Posted May 3, 2014 Posted May 3, 2014 i have work to do now, so i'm gonna leave you guys with this http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Cheese_Jesus Bye Kuki, Here have a cookie before you go. Quote
Emperor Emblem Posted May 3, 2014 Posted May 3, 2014 Why did Sally fall off of the swing... Because she has no arms   knock knock, who's there... not sally Quote
Kynbound Posted May 3, 2014 Posted May 3, 2014 Police were called to a daycare where a three-year-old was resisting a rest. Quote
Nagisa_Fawkes Posted May 3, 2014 Posted May 3, 2014 Haha this one some of won't get, but I'm a programmer myself so this is hilarious  Old programmers never die, they just can't C as well. Quote
Kynbound Posted May 3, 2014 Posted May 3, 2014 The man who survived mustard gas and pepper spray is now a seasoned veteran Quote
Angmir Posted May 3, 2014 Posted May 3, 2014 What washes up on tiny beaches?MICROWAVES!! Â Â teeny bitches ? Quote
Nagisa_Fawkes Posted May 3, 2014 Posted May 3, 2014 Visitors to Cuba are usually Havana good time. Quote
Kynbound Posted May 3, 2014 Posted May 3, 2014 What is the difference between a nicely dressed man on a tricycle and a poorly dressed man on a bicycle? A tire. Quote
greenshadow622 Posted May 3, 2014 Posted May 3, 2014 Haha this one some of won't get, but I'm a programmer myself so this is hilarious  Old programmers never die, they just can't C as well. In the morning, I can't C very well until I've had my Java. Quote
Kynbound Posted May 3, 2014 Posted May 3, 2014 When the cannibal showed up late to the luncheon, they gave him the cold shoulder. Quote
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