Person above you avatar appears out of nowhere in your bedroom while you sleep. What do you do?

[Kosakyun]

You look like you're lost.

[sirjabberwock]

You look like you're lost.

[Kosakyun]

No, I haven't.

 

Your eyes look like glass.

[sirjabberwock]

No, I haven't.

 

Your eyes look like glass.

[Kosakyun]

I hope I can.

[Kurisu-Chan]

...it's not like i came here because i was summoned by steins;gate's will! baka!

[crunchytaco]

Stick her fingers in my jar of peanut butter.

[sirjabberwock]

...it's not like i came here because i was summoned by steins;gate's will! baka!

[Yukiru]

Christina, could you please get guy behind you out of my house?

[Kenshin_sama]

I am completely overwhelmed by your malicious intent. Please go easy on me. ;_;

[sirjabberwock]

Where's your mother kid? Want some... candy?

 

Christina, could you please get guy behind you out of my house?

My name's not Christina!!!

[Kosakyun]

Convince Kosaki there's nothing more important in life than reading Steins;Gate! I'm still recovering from the fact he didn't recognize my screenshot :S

 

I recognize it, dummy.

I just haven't read it.

 

And your name's Christina. 

[sirjabberwock]

I recognize it, dummy.

I just haven't read it.

 

And your name's Christina. 

So I'm a trap? darn

.....I'd push them out with a ten-foot pole.

[phersu]

Give me a kiss. Chuuuuuuu.~

[Kosakyun]

Lick my feet.

[sirjabberwock]

Erw feet are nasty I totally just read 119 chapters of Nano to Kaoru in less than 2 days.

[Kosakyun]

You'll come to like my feet.

[Yatsufusa]

Get those feet out of my fac- on second thought, keep them where they are. I think I've suddenly developed a fetish for feet.

[Kosakyun]

Then lick it.

[Jibril]

Read your subconscious using magic.

[Kosakyun]

-gropes-

[sirjabberwock]

I'm calling the internet police!

[Jibril]

i'm so sorry.

[phersu]

Play with her wings.

[sirjabberwock]

i'm so sorry.

bahaha, funny. I thought the word choice was accidental at first