Person above you avatar appears out of nowhere in your bedroom while you sleep. What do you do?

[Kosakyun]

You're going to jail!

[sirjabberwock]

You're going to jail!

[phersu]

Stroke her hair.

[crunchytaco]

Kick him in the balls

[Kosakyun]

-kicks your boobs-

Too big!

[sirjabberwock]

-kicks in boobs-

THEY CAN NEVER BE TOO BIG

[Kosakyun]

-kicks your boobs-

HOW CAN YOU KICK IN MY BOOBS!?

[sirjabberwock]

"person above you avatar" haha joke's on you, Kurisu is flat
 

[Kosakyun]

^{So is Koishi.}

^{You kicked empty air! HA!}

^{I don't know if we should be proud.}

[Jibril]

Behold my Jibril's magnificent breast! *flaunts heavily*

[sirjabberwock]

 

^{So is Koishi.}

^{You kicked empty air! HA!}

^{I don't know if we should be proud.}

I definitely prefer smaller ones in 3D real life.

 

[Jibril]

I j-j-just flaunt my beautiful oppais and all you care is a grammar mistake?!

Marry me now!! Ehehehehe.... HEHEHE.

[sirjabberwock]

[Kosakyun]

Nope nope nope.

Jibril is mine.

[sirjabberwock]

Nope nope nope.

Jibril is mine.

Don't make me use my superhuman strength to hurt you.

You can't handle my mad dance skills bruh~

[Kosakyun]

Don't make me use my superhuman strength to hurt you.

You can't handle my mad dance skills bruh~

 

Get out of my bed.

[sirjabberwock]

Get out of my bed.

[Kosakyun]

Who the hell is Pedro?

[sirjabberwock]

Who the hell is Pedro?

Simply put, I just stole your tots, and there's nothing you can do about it

[Kosakyun]

Simply put, I just stole your tots, and there's nothing you can do about it

 

W-Wot.

[sirjabberwock]

W-Wot.

Aw yeaaaah! Victory

[Jibril]

*points to flat chest* Hello cutting board.

[sirjabberwock]

[LiquidShu]

Flat is indeed justice.

[Jibril]

No, Oppai rules.