Person above you avatar appears out of nowhere in your bedroom while you sleep. What do you do?

[Kurisu-Chan]

Kya!!...y-you didn't scared me!

[bl3u]

(｢･ω･)｢

[sirjabberwock]

rawr

[Kurisu-Chan]

Kyaa!! Stop acting like that Faris maid!!!

[phersu]

Boo. I'm inside you.

[sirjabberwock]

E-Eh, are you a parasite?

[Kosakyun]

*still being petted*

This lady's a bad lady.

[sirjabberwock]

How dare you make a mockery of my waifu.. :\ *cries in corner*

[bl3u]

"Why are you smiling?"

[Jibril]

Why are you not smiling?

*still petting furiously*

[Kosakyun]

*rubs face on your stomach furiously*

[Nagisa_Fawkes]

I-It's the super cute girl again...
C-can I pet again, please?

[phersu]

Smell her flower.

[Kosakyun]

Pet me please~!

[Nagisa_Fawkes]

Wai~ wai~ wai~.
*Pets with great delight*

[Kosakyun]

O-Oh... Are you going to bully me too?

[Nagisa_Fawkes]

I-I'd never do that to such a cute girl, that'd just be too mean!

I want to see you smile, not see you cry~~

[Kosakyun]

Really?

Then~!!!

-hugs-

[phersu]

Depends....is she a loli? If not.....

 

Command her to undress.

 

If so.....

 

Give her a cookie.

[Kosakyun]

So you'll give me a cookie?

[phersu]

After you undress.

[Kosakyun]

B-But I'm a loli!

[sirjabberwock]

*ignores kid, continues crying in corner*

[Jibril]

*hugs randomly*

Now I have 2 kawaiis~~

[sirjabberwock]

Denied.