Person above you avatar appears out of nowhere in your bedroom while you sleep. What do you do?

[Kosakyun]

Awawawaawawawawa~!

...I'm jealous...

[phersu]

Make her work in my all-nationalities zero racism sweat shop.

[Kosakyun]

S-Sweat shop?

[Hakamichi_Sajaki]

^^ Give her some ice cream. because she looks too loli for anything else. 

[phersu]

Steal her EVA and fight some angels.

[Kosakyun]

Praise Phersu-chan.

[sirjabberwock]

-steals ice cream cone-

[Hakamichi_Sajaki]

-laughs as Eva unit 0 goes berserk at not being piloted by Rei- you're in trouble. 

[phersu]

What? Not really. -Uses my Eldritch powers to force EVA 0 to become EVA PHERSU.-

 

Lady, please. Not happening.

[Jibril]

*supernova*

Aaaaand we're done here.

[sirjabberwock]

Y-You can't do that!

[Jibril]

Well I can and I just did... now....

*hugs*

Hehehe~

[sirjabberwock]

E-Eh?! Not in front of other peopleee~

[phersu]

Go ahead. Show them what a dirty girl you are.

 

Heh. I couldn't write that with a straight face.

[reyaes]

*Pulls out phone. Takes video*

[Kosakyun]

*takes your cigarette*

I wonder what it tastes like...

[Jibril]

NO!

*teleports cigarette*

Hug me instead~

*hugs*

[Kosakyun]

Awawawawawawawa~

The heavens are right in front of me!

 

-hugs-

[Hakamichi_Sajaki]

*brushes her pink hair*

[Mr Poltroon]

*brushes her pink hair*

[phersu]

Chop off his legs.

[Jibril]

For the first time, I think I'm agreeing at what you're doing...

[Stray Cat]

WAA

[Jibril]

Ermahgerd it's a stray cat!!

[crunchytaco]

I shake her really hard to get some change to fall out of her clothes. Other things fall out instead.