Person above you avatar appears out of nowhere in your bedroom while you sleep. What do you do?

[Kosakyun]

"...Do the boobs fall out?"

 

..is what I heard from crunchytaco.

 

What a pervert!

[reyaes]

*Takes out phone. Takes pictures.*

[Kosakyun]

Ah! Another pervert!

With a cigarette!

[LiquidShu]

Shhh shhh Shu-kun will protect you from all these perverts, ghehehe 

[Kosakyun]

...Your tone is creepy.

[Mr Poltroon]

Bloody hell! Close that blasted door, you're letting a storm in!

We'll both end up sick at this rate, and you're gonna be cleaning the floor in a minute.

Edit: Thank you for cloosing the door. Oh, you were actually a little girl, pink-haired at that.

Well, the bucket is over there, you can start mopping The floor.

[Kosakyun]

W-What?

Mr. Penguin sir, what ever do you mean?

[Jibril]

Kyaa~ I'm getting sexually harassed~

*hugs*

[Jibril]

*throws a bucket of ice*

[CLuBLioN]

Can I borrow some of those books ?

[Jibril]

I may lend you my books... as long as you can lend me your.... b-o-d-y~~

[Kosakyun]

E-E-Eh!?
Y-Y-Y-You want her instead of me?

....

-slumps shoulders in dejection-

[FinalChaos]

Awww  

Don't worry, you can always jump into my arm~

[Kosakyun]

If I jump into your arm, where will bone-chan go?

[FinalChaos]

If I jump into your arm, where will bone-chan go?

[Stray Cat]

[Jibril]

*throws a bucket of cold water*

Also Kosaki~ I think you should not... think... inappropriate... stuff.... So come hug me~

[LiquidShu]

Can I get a hug too?  (=^-ω-^=) 

[sirjabberwock]

No hug for you! 

[Kosakyun]

But I wanted to hug...

[Jibril]

THEN FREE HUGS FOR EVERYONE

*hugs everyone*

[sirjabberwock]

From this point onward you have been placed under a strict tolerance of one hug a day. -bangs gavel- Court has been adjourned; you may leave my room.

[Kosakyun]

Objection!

[sirjabberwock]

Objection!

[Kosakyun]

You Chinese?

That's why your eyes are like that.