Person above you avatar appears out of nowhere in your bedroom while you sleep. What do you do?

[crunchytaco]

Give him a movie ticket

[phersu]

Silence her with a kiss. Or a brick. Whichever is closer.

[Kosakyun]

Do you want a brick?

[phersu]

Join me in bed, Sachi.

[NeroDragon12]

I think someone needs a chainsaw to their face.

[crunchytaco]

Give an atomic nipple twist

[phersu]

Slip my hand in her pants.

 

 

v Cthulhu will bail me out.

[Flutterz]

*pats head*

[Kenshin_sama]

*Hugs firmly*

[phersu]

Confess that Sachi is the only one I've ever been able to love, and offer to become human just for her.

[Flutterz]

I wonder how quickly you can move with your head cut off...

[crunchytaco]

I wonder what kind of crunch noises a Flutterz makes

[Kosakyun]

I wonder how crunchy a crunchytaco can be.

Yummy.

[Stray Cat]

Too young.  *Goes back to sleep*

[Kosakyun]

S-Stop flirting in front of me!

[crunchytaco]

Make her a mustache

[Kosakyun]

Send him to Mexico.

 

Ole!

[phersu]

Give her a glass of milk and go back to bed.

[Kosakyun]

Hug.

[Yukiru]

See this? /Points at snack at hand

It is mine. /Eat it whole.

[Kosakyun]

I'll freaking bash your head with that popsicle m8.

[hydro]

Defenestrate you for your scandalous waste of a delicious popsicle. #popsiclearmy

[Kosakyun]

Eat your popsicle.

[Mr Poltroon]

Ask her to get dressed.

[Kenshin_sama]

Uh, wouldn't this be more appropriate in a courtroom? ;^^