Person above you avatar appears out of nowhere in your bedroom while you sleep. What do you do?

[Jibril]

*hugs*

Oh... looks like we got some nice melons here... hehehe~

*gropes*

[sirjabberwock]

Blindly *pun* looks around for gerbil. Grabs something squishy. -Nom-

[phersu]

Eat her up.

[Kosakyun]

-spank for being a bad boy-

[sirjabberwock]

-sees thread dying- uh uh uhm 

[Kosakyun]

Give it CPR.

[crunchytaco]

Drop a deuce on her pink hair and expect her to enjoy it. 

[Kosakyun]

Asks what a deuce is.

[sirjabberwock]

-closes her eyes-

 

It'll all be fine,

My sweet sunshine.

There's no need to fear

For your savior is here.

 

DAMN YOU KOSAKIIIIIIIIIIII

[Jibril]

*hugs*

You know what they said.

Let it go~

Let it goo~

Can't hold back anym-*shot*

*bombed*

*nuked*

[sirjabberwock]

hehe that'll take care of the gerbil

[Kosakyun]

You have a pretty good memory for always coming back to my bed.

[Ayana]

I stare in bewilderment for 777 seconds, and then I quickly and repeatedly ask the question: "What did you see at the ___?"

 

Edit: What do you see?

[sirjabberwock]

Runs. Far away.

[Kosakyun]

She didn't see anything. Of course.

[Jibril]

*hugs*

And you think I was blown far away? Think again~

[Ayana]

I smile. I smile because the world can become gifted and shared, after all. I admire and respect you.

"How was Alice in Wonderland? Did you find it interesting?"

 

Alice...



 

[Nagisa_Fawkes]

Being upside down is bad for you, you know? You shouldn't do that much.

[crunchytaco]

I button her up and tuck her safely away in a box so that no pedos will find her.

[Jibril]

*hugs*

[Kosakyun]

Why are you hugging her?

[Jibril]

Because her melons are gigantious.

Aaaand~ *hugs*

There's no way anyone can replace you~~

[sirjabberwock]

Get a room! Not mine~

[Kosakyun]

*blushes*

 

I missed you Nee-chan! <3

 

....Wait. Why are you here?

[sirjabberwock]

That's what I'm asking. I'd love to know why a little girl is hugging her pet gerbil in my room... weirdos