Person above you avatar appears out of nowhere in your bedroom while you sleep. What do you do?

[Katatsumuri]

Wait, are those wings? 

[Kenshin_sama]

Is that a snail shell on your back?

[solace]

go back to the circus!

[Kenshin_sama]

Go back to your litter box!

[Funyarinpa]

*opens space for her on the bed*

 

...

 

*doesn't fit*

[Kosakyun]

....

-hugs nurse-

[Jibril]

That scene is too ecchi for me~

[sirjabberwock]

-covers eyes- there ya go~

[HMN]

*cuts jabber's legs off*

[crunchytaco]

Pats HMN gently

[HMN]

did i do a good job? did i!? did i!?

[sirjabberwock]

NOT GOOD ENOUGH . . . All you did was appeal to my masochistic side

 

[Kosakyun]

God. I knew you were messed up.

[sirjabberwock]

-nibbles a bit too hard on ear- oops

[Kosakyun]

A-AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Jibril]

Awawawawa~~

Looks like my Imouto got an upgrade in Kawaii sectors~~~

Time to hugssss~~~~~~~

*hug*

[Kosakyun]

K-K-Kawaii sectors?

[crunchytaco]

I shall enjoy this delicacy. Come over here. 

[Jibril]

Says the Saber. OMG it's saber! Saber is love, Saber is life~

[crunchytaco]

You too honey buns. Join my harem.

[sirjabberwock]

Denied. This is my harem

[Jibril]

WRONG. It's mine~~~

[Kosakyun]

Silly people.

It's the Bathory's harem.

Harem of mutilated virgin girls~!

[Jibril]

Aren't you a virgin too my dear~~

[Kosakyun]

S-Shush~!