Person above you avatar appears out of nowhere in your bedroom while you sleep. What do you do?

[crunchytaco]

*stare* 

[sirjabberwock]

I-Is someone there? Ara ara~ I'm probably just hearing things

[arakura]

Did someone call me? Oh my, what are you doing here?

[sirjabberwock]

No one called you, now away with thee, fiend~! Ara ara

[CLuBLioN]

Why are you black and white ? Am I tripping here

[crunchytaco]

Do you want to tango?

[arakura]

*engages a staring contest*

[CLuBLioN]

Joins the staring contest

[sirjabberwock]

-Wishes she could stare-

[reyaes]

*starts snapping fingers infront of people's faces and making funny faces at them*

[Kosakyun]

-gets that cigarette-

[Rilarion]

-gets that cigarette-

 

hehehehe I always had a angel and demon girl fetish! The fact that you're a loli is a plus too

[Kosakyun]

I tolerate all kinds.

Come here girl.

[Jibril]

Oh look, loli santa.

[sirjabberwock]

Oh look, loli santa.

Ooo an angel.

You'll fit quite nicely on my Christmas tree~

[Jibril]

I don't mind on a Christmas tree as long as I have your virginity~~

....Oh God that actually rhymes.

[sirjabberwock]

I don't mind on a Christmas tree as long as I have your virginity~~

....Oh God that actually rhymes.

Eeek. Someone help me, I'm scared

 

Impaled on my tree,

Its eyes remain fixed on me...

G'bye virginity~

 

My crappy haiku is better than your crappy rhyme. Except haikus aren't supposed to rhyme. Fuck.

[RinXD]

Probably remains sleeping

[Rilarion]

Probably remains sleeping

 

*jumps from the bed and runs away

[sirjabberwock]

-pulls out knife and sneaks up.......-

[RinXD]

Become slenderman.

[Jibril]

*hugs*

[RinXD]

~locks jibril up in his dungeon~

[sirjabberwock]

Too late, you were both already in my dungeon when she hugged you

[RinXD]

~kicks them in the but out of my room~