Three Word Story

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hot air balloon.

[Fred the Barber]

We all jumped,

[Deep Blue]

and landed inside

[Fred the Barber]

a falling whale

[Deep Blue]

with Pinocchio doing

[Shikomizue]

handstands, back flips,

[Deep Blue]

and some other

[Fred the Barber]

lewd carnival tricks

[Shikomizue]

(How do you make Pinocchio lewd?)

 

which he then

[Fred the Barber]

declaimed to be

[Pacmanisover9000]

an ancient ritual 

[Shoon-kami]

to summon a

[Scooter]

water-based lotion.

[Shikomizue]

of which he

[Fred the Barber]

had learned while

[Pacmanisover9000]

On a trip

[Shikomizue]

to Europe for

[Pacmanisover9000]

A shopping spree

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1. Swarms of locusts

[Shikomizue]

2. Whipped cream and

[Fred the Barber]

3. a hand-made band-aid

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1. Carnivorous plants sprout

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2. Hideous black vines

[Shikomizue]

3. Giant tree seeds

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1. Amidst tepid swamps