What's your type of blood?

[Aniki]

Fools. I have the internet! http://www.wikihow.com/Make-Glow-in-the-Dark-Paint

You fool, you're going to get us all killed with your foolish experiments. 

[Nosebleed]

You fool, you're going to get us all killed with your foolish experiments. 

At least you'll go out with a sparkle ~ ☆

[Nagisa_Fawkes]

Wow just where is this going... I didn't expect this... fuwa is really amazing...

[Aniki]

At least you'll go out with a sparkle ~ ☆

I refuse to die glowing brightly. I shall put an end to your dastardly deeds somehow.

[Flutterz]

I refuse to die glowing brightly. I shall put an end to your dastardly deeds somehow.

Die with a dull glow?

[Aniki]

Die with a dull glow?

I'll die glow...less...ly. There's no word for 'not glowing' Dull, maybe? I'll just use Latin. Non Igniti.

[Nosebleed]

I refuse to die glowing brightly. I shall put an end to your dastardly deeds somehow.

What if you could somehow glow negatively. Like.. absorb light?

Pretty sure black holes do this.

[Aniki]

What if you could somehow glow negatively. Like.. absorb light?

Pretty sure black holes do this.

That's preferable. I don't want anyone to discover my corpse.

[Nosebleed]

That's preferable. I don't want anyone to discover my corpse.

But an object powerful enough to absorb light would destroy everything around it.

Pretty sure glowing is a better solution

[Aniki]

But an object powerful enough to absorb light would destroy everything around it.

Pretty sure glowing is a better solution

It isn't. Besides, there's no point in making our bodies glow. If we want a glowing funeral, we can just place the glowing liquid in the corpse.

[Nosebleed]

It isn't. Besides, there's no point in making our corpses glow.

There is. It's fabulous.

[Aniki]

There is. It's fabulous.

There's a massive risk of poisoning. 

[Flutterz]

But an object powerful enough to absorb light would destroy everything around it.

Pretty sure glowing is a better solution

Theoretically if you could compress a little bit of matter enough you could make a black hole whose event horizon would be tiny, so you could probably store it safely with a bit of effort.

[Aniki]

We can't trust theories.

[Nosebleed]

Theoretically if you could compress a little bit of matter enough you could make a black hole whose event horizon would be tiny, so you could probably store it safely with a bit of effort.

I wonder how one would even move that black hole around. Wouldn't it just be static? Does a black hole have mass?

 

 

We can't trust theories.

Gravity is a lie!

[Aniki]

Gravity is a lie!

You're a lie.

[Nosebleed]

You're a lie.

The cake is a lie.

[FruitsPunchSamurai]

I want to die in the middle of nowhere so no one has to see or clean up my dead corpse. 

[Aniki]

The cake is a lie.

The cake has nothing to do with this.

 

 

I want to die in the middle of nowhere so no one has to see or clean up my dead corpse. 

Then France is the ideal place to die for you.

[Nosebleed]

The cake has nothing to do with this.

I am a cake though.

[FruitsPunchSamurai]

I am a cake though.

A chocolate, vanilla or yellow cake?

[Aniki]

I am a cake though.

You're not supposed to exist. Go away before the calamity kills us all.

[Flutterz]

I wonder how one would even move that black hole around. Wouldn't it just be static? Does a black hole have mass?

 

 

Gravity is a lie!

Yes it does and it would be pulled in by earth's gravity, so moving it would be difficult since you'd need to first figure out a way to keep it floating above ground surrounded by a vacuum because even a bit of matter that it sucks up would make it grow significantly, and then figure out a way to produce another extremely powerful source of gravity in the direction you want to move it.

[Aniki]

Yes it does and it would be pulled in by earth's gravity, so moving it would be difficult since you'd need to first figure out a way to keep it floating above ground surrounded by a vacuum because even a bit of matter that it sucks up would make it grow significantly, and then figure out a way to produce another extremely powerful source of gravity in the direction you want to move it.

All this talk about gravity reminds me of this.

[Nagisa_Fawkes]

This is quickly turning into a discussion about physics, soon we'll be discussing the string theory.