babiker Posted July 3, 2014 Posted July 3, 2014 Tell him his dancing sucks as badly as school days. And also, mario's so old now, some people might not even recognise him. That should be enough to kill him... Quote
Nagisa_Fawkes Posted July 3, 2014 Posted July 3, 2014 Use a 3D Engine to bring a end to his pixelated art. (Be nice with Maria okay?) Quote
Scars Unseen Posted July 3, 2014 Posted July 3, 2014 I kill her with kindness. Lots of kindness. All of the kindness. Enough kindness to melt her brain and dissolve her bones. That much kindness. Quote
Scars Unseen Posted July 4, 2014 Posted July 4, 2014 I load him into Photoshop and save the file incorrectly, destroying all animation and leaving him to die a lonely, stagnant death. SanadaShadow 1 Quote
Aniki Posted July 5, 2014 Posted July 5, 2014 Separate both characters with a scalpel. It must be a clean cut for the procedure to work. Quote
satoshikyouma Posted July 6, 2014 Posted July 6, 2014 kill her then reviving her as my bodyguard~ Quote
babiker Posted July 10, 2014 Posted July 10, 2014 It's MURDER the avatar above, not insult the avatar above. But I can insult you to death, right? B) and could you stop going off topic? Your supposed to murder the avatar above you, yet it's been more than once that you've seem to have forgotten. And then you wonder why you're being reported... Anyways, I'll just report your annoyances, then you'll be banned forever. Now that's real death Quote
Mr Poltroon Posted July 10, 2014 Posted July 10, 2014 I'll steal your backpack and your rations. Then, you'll starve to death in a desert. (I believe you live in the middle of nowhere, yes?) Quote
babiker Posted July 10, 2014 Posted July 10, 2014 I'll steal your backpack and your rations. Then, you'll starve to death in a desert. (I believe you live in the middle of nowhere, yes?) I am Gara of the sand. I own the dessert. B) What's in my "backpack" isn't rations my friend, its sand. I'm sorry, but your method will succeed in naught but strengthening me B) As for you Aniki, I'll fill those creepy eyes of yours with all the sand I have! (i don't know if it's just me, but why do all dark skinned anime characters have red eyes and white hair?) Quote
Mr Poltroon Posted July 10, 2014 Posted July 10, 2014 I see, you're a tougher opponent than I thought... Very well. I'll have you kidnapped and sent to the Russian tundra. ...It's still a kind of desert, right? Quote
babiker Posted July 10, 2014 Posted July 10, 2014 I see, you're a tougher opponent than I thought... Very well. I'll have you kidnapped and sent to the Russian tundra. ...It's still a kind of desert, right? Oh sh*t! You got me... anywhere in Russia is enough to kill me Well then I'll just have to fill the mouth of yours with sand, and you'll never say Russia again. Quote
SanadaShadow Posted July 10, 2014 Posted July 10, 2014 MAKE YOU WATCH THIS OVER AND OVER UNTIL YOU GOUGE YOUR OWN EYES OUT AND SWALLOW THEM AND END YOURSELF. Oh, and I'll also be strapping you onto a rocket to the moon, just in case. Quote
Mr Poltroon Posted July 10, 2014 Posted July 10, 2014 (edited) The preparations have been completed. You shall now be sent to a country where it is illegal to dance. Be prepared for capital punishment if you violate the law. You cannot leave this country without the proper documents, which I have conveniently confiscated. And don't worry about the living costs, you shall receive a pension which should allow you to live comfortably all year. Edit: At the date of this post, the avatar above was permanently dancing. Edited July 11, 2014 by Tiagofvarela Quote
SanadaShadow Posted July 11, 2014 Posted July 11, 2014 So? I can just change the avatar. Oh, and thanks. I hate dancing. And I love free money. Anyways, we've been through enough of the "convict you for your father's murder" thing. Let's say... You fall off the bridge near where Pearl was trapped. Quote
babiker Posted July 11, 2014 Posted July 11, 2014 Bury that face in a pyramid of sand! SAND COFFIN!! Quote
SanadaShadow Posted July 11, 2014 Posted July 11, 2014 This is the video that instakills everyone. Quote
Mr Poltroon Posted July 11, 2014 Posted July 11, 2014 Your mustache shall be shaved and you'll die from the shame. Mario's no Mario without his mustache. (I've also fixed my post to accommodate your cheating) Quote
crunchytaco Posted July 11, 2014 Posted July 11, 2014 Kill him with spoilers Fate Stay/Night Gotcha Quote
SanadaShadow Posted July 11, 2014 Posted July 11, 2014 KILL IT WITH FIRE FOR SPOILING THE SPOILERS. Quote
satoshikyouma Posted July 12, 2014 Posted July 12, 2014 *satoshi throws mario to the monsters*. Quote
SanadaShadow Posted July 12, 2014 Posted July 12, 2014 Due to a FuwaForums staff decision, I am now required to remove said Mario GIF as it is apparently "distracting people from reading the posts". So I'd like you to revise that statement, if at all possible. Quote
babiker Posted July 12, 2014 Posted July 12, 2014 Da hell am I suppose to do with that? Is that like a stick? Do I break it? Or is that a rainbow? Or... You know what, never mind. Sand beats everything. SAND TSUNAMI !!!! Quote
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