solidbatman Posted July 7, 2014 Posted July 7, 2014 Salt NaCl We should all be thankful for Salt. It keeps us alive, especially as a source of iodine which prevents some pretty nasty illnesses, like the one where your neck becomes a giant balloon. Salt is used as a food flavoring to provide that extra bit of taste. Salt can also be used to melt ice, and slugs. If you really hate someone, pour salt in their yard and watch as every living plant dies. Ancient cultures would salt the lands of their enemies to make sure that no one would ever live there again. So lets give it up for salt! Quote
Lewycool Posted July 7, 2014 Posted July 7, 2014 THANK YOU SALT!!! FOR ALL THE TIMES I ACCIDENTALLY DRANK SALT WATER WHEN I WAS ON HOLIDAY <3 Salt is life, salt is love. Quote
Tay Posted July 7, 2014 Posted July 7, 2014 Given our last discussion, why doget the feeling that this is a self-appreciation thread in disguise, Mr. Salty? Also... It's iodine that prevents goiters, not salt. solidbatman 1 Quote
solidbatman Posted July 7, 2014 Author Posted July 7, 2014 Salt NaCl We should all be thankful for Salt. It keeps us alive, especially as a source of iodine which prevents some pretty nasty illnesses, like the one where your neck becomes a giant balloon. Salt is used as a food flavoring to provide that extra bit of taste. Salt can also be used to melt ice, and slugs. If you really hate someone, pour salt in their yard and watch as every living plant dies. Ancient cultures would salt the lands of their enemies to make sure that no one would ever live there again. So lets give it up for salt! Given our last discussion, why doget the feeling that this is a self-appreciation thread in disguise, Mr. Salty? Also... It's iodine that prevents goiters, not salt. But I totally said that. I read an article about them one day and saw some ew pictures. Quote
Lewycool Posted July 7, 2014 Posted July 7, 2014 Given our last discussion, why doget the feeling that this is a self-appreciation thread in disguise, Mr. Salty? Also... It's iodine that prevents goiters, not salt. Tay always goes for those low blows~ Quote
solidbatman Posted July 7, 2014 Author Posted July 7, 2014 I question everything about this thread. Questioning salt is questioning life. Life came from the salt of the Earth... I think thats how it goes. Quote
Life Posted July 7, 2014 Posted July 7, 2014 Questioning salt is questioning life. Life came from the salt of the Earth... I think thats how it goes. Did I really come from the salt of the earth? I think I rose from the ocean standing on a seashell. Quote
Guest Posted July 7, 2014 Posted July 7, 2014 Salt is important and without salt or its core components there'd be tons of problems it our bodies. However too much salt is unhealthy, so be careful to always regulate the amount you eat. Quote
Nosebleed Posted July 7, 2014 Posted July 7, 2014 Hail our lord and savior salt. My French fries wouldn't be the same without you. Quote
Nagisa_Fawkes Posted July 7, 2014 Posted July 7, 2014 All praise the almighty salt! For if it weren't for him, we wouldn't have this. Quote
Suzuki-san Posted July 7, 2014 Posted July 7, 2014 >Be 13 years old at school >First day of sun over the winter >Teacher decides to celebrate by making sweet buns for all of us >We wait impatiently >Teacher finally comes out with the buns in a basket >They're so warm to the touch and my taste buds can't wait to have at the sweet deliciousness >Bring bun up to the mouth and take a solid bite >A strong salty taste reaches my tongue >Chew up and swallow >"wtf" >Suddenly every student is spitting it out and yelling >Teacher apologizes for accidentally replacing the sugar with salt >In the end I was the only one who ate it up regardless >It was salty >But I did it for the salt >Salt is love >Salt is life Quote
Flutterz Posted July 8, 2014 Posted July 8, 2014 Salt is great! I especially like salt on my pancakes. Quote
Katatsumuri Posted July 8, 2014 Posted July 8, 2014 ... I refuse to appreciate the slayer of innocents... Quote
solidbatman Posted July 8, 2014 Author Posted July 8, 2014 ... I refuse to appreciate the slayer of innocents... I was hoping you wouldn't notice. Quote
jeftai Posted July 9, 2014 Posted July 9, 2014 what actually happens when you throw salt on a slug/snail? Quote
Monmon Posted July 9, 2014 Posted July 9, 2014 what actually happens when you throw salt on a slug/snail? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PiQkebrCw8U Quote
jeftai Posted July 9, 2014 Posted July 9, 2014 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PiQkebrCw8U that dousnt look good for the slug at all D: and that girl wtf is she even thinking torturing a helpless slug. Quote
solidbatman Posted July 11, 2014 Author Posted July 11, 2014 Where's the love for pepper? Get. Out. Now. Quote
Nosebleed Posted July 11, 2014 Posted July 11, 2014 If I like using salt and pepper at the same time what does that make me? Quote
Flutterz Posted July 11, 2014 Posted July 11, 2014 If I like using salt and pepper at the same time what does that make me? Literally Hitler. Quote
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