Samurai Quest - A Very Low Budget MSPaint Visual Novel

[Fiddle]

Say, "He was wearing a black robe of sorts. A black or grey hoodie as well, when I last saw him, does that fit the description?"

 

 

[Mr Poltroon]

Explain that he is not the man you're looking for, but ask him about the thief as well.

[Fiddle]

Explain that he is not the man you're looking for, but ask him about the thief as well.

 

 

 

 

Uh oh, what now? He has your weapons and armor, and you wouldn't want to fight him out in the open to begin with.

[crunchytaco]

 

 

 

 

Uh oh, what now? He has your weapons and armor, and you wouldn't want to fight him out in the open to begin with.

 

(I feel like this thief could be talked to)

 

Pretend to squash things. Offer to take him to the best brothel in town and attempt to steal his belongings (again) when he undresses there.

 

 

*edit

While my suggestion had the chance of being ingenious some voice just had to put us in a ridiculous situation Q_Q

 

 

BTW I need to find some kind of elixir to stop that nagging voice in my head. *Make note to ask for psychotropics with the village witch doctor later.*

[Fiddle]

Pretend to squash things. Offer to take him to the best brothel in town and attempt to steal his belongings (again) when he undresses there.

[crunchytaco]

 

(DAMMIT!) *Find Kandra to borrow money and offer to explain things to her later*

 

 

edit: 

*Make note to beat this guy black and blue later*

[Fiddle]

(DAMMIT!) *Find Kandra to borrow money and offer to explain things to her later*

 

edit: 

*Make note to beat this guy black and blue later*

You tell the thief you'll go borrow money.

 

 

You head to Kanra's pub and tell her you need money for a stay in the brothel.

 

[crunchytaco]

You tell the thief you'll go borrow money.

 

 

You head to Kanra's pub and tell her you need money for a stay in the brothel.

 

 

*Start from the beginning. Casually throw out Kurosawa's name from that night. Avoid answering where you ran into him.*

 

Me:...so that's the story. Do you have a better suggestion? (Come to think of it, you look better than those frightening hags at that brothel.)

[Mr Poltroon]

Taco's too fast. 

If that doesn't get us out of this mess you're to blame, dammit!

[crunchytaco]

Taco's too fast. 

If that doesn't get us out of this mess you're to blame, dammit!

 

(I punch myself and remind my other voice: This is no time to run monologues!)

[Fiddle]

*Start from the beginning. Casually throw out Kurosawa's name from that night. Avoid answering where you ran into him.*

 

Me:...so that's the story. Do you have a better suggestion? (Come to think of it, you look better than those frightening hags at that brothel.)

For some reason, Kanra looks unfazed when you mention Kurosawa. You continue and finish the story.

 

 

 

Come to think of it, Mikado is probably staying in this pub.

[babiker]

Find Mikado and ask him for the money

[solidbatman]

Or we could just ask the thief to borrow the money. Use his mole as blackmail. 

[Fiddle]

We must wait for one of these two aforementioned choices to be decided upon.

 

Because I'm lazy

[babiker]

I doubt a man who doesn't hesitate to strip naked actually cares about what others think about him. And a thief no less... Let's stick to Mikado for now

[Mr Poltroon]

However, when has Mikado ever been helpful, ever?

[crunchytaco]

Actually, I was wondering if I Mikado could turn this place into a brothel instead and lure the thief...

[Fiddle]

eugh how do i even

Actually, I was wondering if I Mikado could turn this place into a brothel instead and lure the thief...

You find Mikado going over some tactics or some shizzle.

 

 

You tell him the story, conveniently leaving out some of the more embarrassing points on your end.

 

 

 

I doubt a man who doesn't hesitate to strip naked actually cares about what others think about him. And a thief no less... Let's stick to Mikado for now

You give Mikado your other plan, and ask for the money.

 

 

Come to think of it, you'd have to pay the geisha before the thief takes off his clothes and everything.

 

 

 

 

Also, here's a collector's edition image of my attempt to make Mikado look down at the ground pensively.

 

Maybe I'll use it if he's ever really disgusted at a particular thing at a particular point on the ground.

[crunchytaco]

 

 

 

Also, here's a collector's edition image of my attempt to make Mikado look down at the ground pensively.

 

Maybe I'll use it if he's ever really disgusted at a particular thing at a particular point on the ground.

 

Watch that budget

[Mr Poltroon]

Say, " I have a plan. As you said, luring the thief is the way to go. Where do you want me to lure him to? I'll see if I can manage."

[Fiddle]

Say, " I have a plan. As you said, luring the thief is the way to go. Where do you want me to lure him to? I'll see if I can manage."

 

[solidbatman]

Trouble is my middle name! Off to the slums!

[Mr Poltroon]

That's what I get for eating. I formulate a plan in my head, but I'm too busy eating to type it down, so suddenly another voice goes and ruins my projects. 

I quit trying to be logical. Expect to see me stealing more thieves.

[solidbatman]

That's what I get for eating. I formulate a plan in my head, but I'm too busy eating to type it down, so suddenly another voice goes and ruins my projects. 

I quit trying to be logical. Expect to see me stealing more thieves.

You chew you lose

[Fiddle]

Trouble is my middle name! Off to the slums!

 

Mikado tells you where to go, and you head back to the thief.