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Pls halp someone.

 

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PFFFT....... u just shy~~~~

if people know what r we talkin about in vc, i bet they can fap.

Noel needs an adult

to teach him how to use condom.

 

How can I help you, dad?

sir u deserve a like!!!

Posted

Got a message from some person i didn't know today so i decided to have some fun

 

who is this?
[19:16:35] the entire population of England: I am the entire population of England good sir
[19:16:48] the entire population of England: If you ever need tea and bicys then we are the people to turn too
[19:17:07] the entire population of England: If you ever need a gentlemen then our people are the ones you are looking for
[19:17:17] the entire population of England: But not if your one of our old penal colonies
[19:17:29] the entire population of England: Then we don't want you here anymore
[19:18:04] the entire population of England: So who am i speaking too good sir?
[19:18:10] Bulbaswag: tobi
[19:18:17] the entire population of England: I do not know a Tobi
[19:18:23] Bulbaswag: or cameron
[19:18:34] the entire population of England: Perhaps you used some form of alias in a past day?
[19:18:59] Bulbaswag: well if you tell me who you are i can find out where we know each other
[19:19:12] the entire population of England: But sir i have all ready told you who i am
[19:19:28] Bulbaswag: ok this is useless
[19:19:30] Bulbaswag: cya
[19:19:33] Bulbaswag: nahhhhhhhh

Posted

meanwhile in karaoke 

 

 

[0:14:20] hsmsful:nah not gonna sing any songs
[0:14:23] HMN: nope
[0:14:24] HMN: you are
[0:14:34] hsmsful: my parents called me from the living room which is two rooms besides me
[0:14:39] hsmsful: on my phone
[0:14:44] hsmsful: just to shout at me
[0:14:49] hsmsful: that I have been slacking off lately
[0:14:49] Nagisa Loli Fawkes: LOL
[0:14:51] HMN: XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
[0:14:53] HMN: get rekt
[0:14:54] hsmsful: and haven't been studying
[0:15:05] hsmsful: I told them that this is the last karaoke with you guys
[0:15:13] hsmsful: since my finals will start next week
[0:15:40] Jptje: Well, you can look forward to the future ones, right?
[0:15:58] HMN: come on~~~
[0:16:14] hsmsful: but nope they kept saying that I am insensitive good for nothing who needs to be forced to study
[0:16:16] Jptje: I probably can't be here in three weeks from now too
[0:16:25] hsmsful: and Jay I won't even be able to cum for a minute
[0:16:36] Jptje: You had to say cum, didn't you?
[0:16:37] HMN: ....
[0:16:37] Jptje: Sheesh
[0:16:39] Nagisa Loli Fawkes: 。。。
[0:16:49] hsmsful: I had to do it

[0:16:49] hsmsful: I had to do it
[0:17:01] hsmsful: what needs to be donce must be done
[0:17:04] Jptje: Just how many times a _day_ do you fap...?
[0:17:10] hsmsful: I no longer fap
[0:17:15] hsmsful: but previously I did it 2-3 times
[0:17:31] Jptje: ._.
[0:17:40] hsmsful: that's surprisingly normal or smth?
[0:17:44] Jptje: No
[0:17:50] Jptje: Surprisingly absurd!
[0:17:57] hsmsful: wut is
[0:18:08 | Edited 0:18:11] Jptje: Doing it 2-3 a day on average
[0:18:17] hsmsful: heh

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stahp
[12:48:46] hsmsful: god
[12:48:48] hsmsful: seriously
[12:49:02] hsmsful: I didn't do anything wrong
[12:49:05] hsmsful: I just want to play
[12:49:07] hsmsful: with little girls
[12:49:10] hsmsful: that's all
[12:49:18] hsmsful: little girls are cute
[12:49:23] hsmsful: I won't fuck them

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