OriginalRen: An Original Biography

[Flutterz]

Wait...the Simpsons used to actually be funny?  My life is a lie...

[Kosakyun]

You haven't seen the Simpsons back when they were actually good?

[Flutterz]

Isn't it still good?

[Kosakyun]

I haven't watched it in a while, but most of the stuff I've seen isn't anywhere near as good as the first several seasons.

[Flutterz]

You would think that after 23 or so seasons they would run out of content.

[Kosakyun]

A lot of people say they already have and that's why it hasn't been as good.

 

I always look forward to their opening sequences though.

[Flutterz]

Nope, my parents were pretty restrictive in terms of what they let us watch, and by the time I was old enough that they eased back on the rules the older, funny Simpsons episodes stopped being aired.  All I see on Fox is new-ish reruns  Dx

 

Ehhhh...I'd say no.  Every few episodes have a moment or two that is absolutely hilarious, but for the most part they're either really similar to other episodes or just feel badly written.

[solidbatman]

So... I should be writing the Simpsons then?

[Flutterz]

With my internet speed that could take several uninterrupted days of downloading.  I have a download speed of under 5 mb/s...The only other alternative is searching through pages of hosted episodes and finding a site that doesn't make me pay.  Stupid Netflix, not putting up any Simpsons episodes at all...

[Heizei_koukousei]

It averages around 3 mb/s, but we're technically paying for up to 5, so...yeah.  It takes me ≈2 hours to download 1 GB.

Don't you just hate when they give you a slower speed than you pay for?

Where I live, they only offer up to 1.5mb/s. I have to let a torrent run over night at the minimum. Good thing I have a giant stockpile of unwatched anime and VNs already downloaded

[OriginalRen]

The derailment in this thread is real.

[Kosakyun]

With my internet speed that could take several uninterrupted days of downloading.  I have a download speed of under 5 mb/s...The only other alternative is searching through pages of hosted episodes and finding a site that doesn't make me pay.  Stupid Netflix, not putting up any Simpsons episodes at all...

 

I have 5 Mb/s and several gigabytes take around an hour or so. Surely your internet isn't THAT much slower, right?

 

It averages around 3 mb/s, but we're technically paying for up to 5, so...yeah.  It takes me ≈2 hours to download 1 GB.

 

Don't you just hate when they give you a slower speed than you pay for?

Where I live, they only offer up to 1.5mb/s. I have to let a torrent run over night at the minimum. Good thing I have a giant stockpile of unwatched anime and VNs already downloaded

 

....Ahahahahahaha.

I only have a download speed averaging 150 kbps.

C'mon guys. You make me feel the despair is real.

[solidbatman]

This is Fuwa, isn't it? 

 

But seriously.  How long did it take you to come up with this story, batman?  I actually started laughing so hard I teared up while I was reading it.

Took maybe 20 minutes or so to write. I made it up as I went. 

[Heizei_koukousei]

....Ahahahahahaha.

I only have a download speed averaging 150 kbps.

C'mon guys. You make me feel the despair is real.

Come on bro, you need to learn this shit

A download speed of ≈150 kilobytes per second = 1.5 megaBITS per second. When you get a connection speed from you ISP, it is not the same as your download speed

[Kosakyun]

Come on bro, you need to learn this shit

A download speed of ≈150 kilobytes per second = 1.5 megaBITS per second. When you get a connection speed from you ISP, it is not the same as your download speed

 

Ooooh. I see, I see.

Goddamn I knew there was something wrong.

Still quite slow though.

 

Stopping derailment. 

[Clephas]

*Clephas looks up from the grill, where he has Rensteaks sizzling, their teriyaki marinade dripping occasionally onto the hickory charcoal burning below them* 

 

Genghis and I are drinking buddies. 

[Funyarinpa]

And Somalians made that day a national holiday