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Once again the Huns move South-Westward, our direction towards the Goths. We Shall burn down any country that stands in our way. We are the Huns, we shan't make any speech, only burn what lies before us.

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Once again the Huns move South-Westward, our direction towards the Goths. We Shall burn down any country that stands in our way. We are the Huns, we shan't make any speech, only burn what lies before us.

1 + 4 + 1 = 6

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To the dreaded Franks, then! Push from the south towards Frankfurt!

Oh right, retake Norfolk as well.

8 + 20 = 12/4 = 3

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I shall focus on the Goths, starting on the border of Western Rome.

1 + 6 = 7/2 = 3

 

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Strategos, it would be wise to avoid going near West Rome if we wish to keep our alliance.

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1 + 6 = 7/2 = 3

 

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Strategos, it would be wise to avoid going near West Rome if we wish to keep our alliance.

I wish not to conquer Western Rome, only to gain a a better foothold to deal with the scourge of the North.

 

BTW are treaties allowed?

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BTW are treaties allowed?

Sure. Don't expect them to last long, though. This is a game of politics and intrigue.

 

I'd love to take leadership of the Goths.

Dunno if that's possible though.

I pity the Goths.

The last time two people claimed the throne, it sparked a civil war.

 

Sorry, but only one person per faction. The last time we had multiple players in a faction, it didn't end well.

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I don't think your empire's going to die anytime soon.

 

Unless they all attack you at the same time, with the Eastern Roman Empire attacking you too.

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Well, when that happens, there's nothing I can do.

I can probably call my Chinese auxiliaries, though.

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Hans stronk.

The Goths will succeed in the end, no worries.

These leaders though. Bullying little Goth-chan.

How cruel.

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The Vandals shall continue their Western expansion, attacking that little pink nation yet again in the hopes of finally annexing all of its territories.

0 + 1 = 1

 

The Vandal army moves slow and steady.

 

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A threat that cannot even kill those little pink bastards. 

 

You're fighting the people who eventually became the Swiss. That is to be expected.

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Glory to the Goths!

Show them who they're messing with!

 

Inb4 Goths get sacked tomorrow

 

Yeh, probably they're going to G-rape me tomorrow, but as a wise man said.

 

The guard dies but never surrenders.

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"My lord, the ships we've sent to Britannia... They were all destroyed!

 

Is that so? Then let us send more of them! Fill them with people! Women if you need to!

 

But your lordship, we have no more ships!

 

Then let them swim. They won't expect an attack that way, assuredly so. We'll get them by surprise!

 

Swim? Noone can swim that far!

 

Have you ever tried? How would you know? Actually, that's a great idea. You'll lead the invasion! We'll soon figure out if it'll work!"

 

-A conversation between the King Tiag of Varela and his loyal adviser, Horsa, later found dead on a Danish shore.

 

Miraculously enough, the rest of the men all managed to arrive on the shores of Britannia and commence a second invasion. In the meanwhile, more ships were being built by the rest of the Saxons, who really couldn't care less about this British invasion, but were more than interested in the profit they made from making the ships.

 

It's okay, Goth leader.

It's not your fault. They bullied you.

The penguin bullied you.

Now that's a really despicable Penguin. If I see him around I'll give him an earful.

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