Kosakyun Posted October 27, 2014 Posted October 27, 2014 Now that's a really despicable Penguin. If I see him around I'll give him an earful. You really should. That Portuguese Anglo-Saxon penguin is bullying the poor Goth. Get him by the cravat pls. Quote
Aniki Posted October 28, 2014 Author Posted October 28, 2014 I order my elephants to ram the gates of Damascus, onward my men to Greater Syria! In the name of the Shah! 4 + 1 = 5 Armies! it's time to show them the wrath of the goths!! Full frontal assault on West roman empire! 1 + 1 = 2 Glory to the Goths! Show them who they're messing with! They're messing with these guys: -goddamn englishmen!- 1 + 1 = 2 I attack Ani 33/10 + 3 = 6 EVROPAM CDXI Kosakyun 1 Quote
Mr Poltroon Posted October 28, 2014 Posted October 28, 2014 I think that, comparitively speaking, statistics go to show that swimming may not be the best method to cross a sea or an ocean. At least not if you plan on conquering anything. Katatsumuri 1 Quote
Kurisu-Chan Posted October 28, 2014 Posted October 28, 2014 -Ok, 5th battle division, now please proceed and attack west Roman territory, we'll not stop until we crush Rome. So the goth empire attacks the west roman empire from the most western goth territory. Quote
Crysis99 Posted October 28, 2014 Posted October 28, 2014 "My King, a letter has come in. It came from the [redacted]." King Crysis raised an eyebrow towards this. Who dared to speak with such a fearsome ruler such as him? He was reading it when another letter came in. This time from [redacted]. More fools. "My Lord, what are your orders." "To [redacted] we shall send a gift worthy of our Allies. To the other, I shall deliver personally, I shall deliver war." We shall go on to a two prong attack. We shall attack both the Sassanids as well as the Goths that I so despise. Quote
Kosakyun Posted October 28, 2014 Posted October 28, 2014 We shall go on to a two prong attack. We shall attack both the Sassanids as well as the Goths that I so despise. P-Pls no bully Quote
solidbatman Posted October 28, 2014 Posted October 28, 2014 I order my armies to move south west, and attack Gothic lands. Quote
Aniki Posted October 28, 2014 Author Posted October 28, 2014 So the goth empire attacks the west roman empire from the most western goth territory. 5 + 1 = 6 We shall go on to a two prong attack. We shall attack both the Sassanids as well as the Goths that I so despise. 4 + 4 = 8 + 1 = 9 Divided among the Sassanids (5) and Goths (4). I order my armies to move south west, and attack Gothic lands. 1 + 1 = 2 Slow and steady, the Vandal army marches. Quote
solidbatman Posted October 28, 2014 Posted October 28, 2014 Slow and steady wins the race... right? Right!? Quote
Kurisu-Chan Posted October 28, 2014 Posted October 28, 2014 Slow and steady wins the race... right? Right!? You mean G-raping the poor christina, right? lol. Quote
babiker Posted October 28, 2014 Posted October 28, 2014 Well, when a full 24 hours is finished (about 45 mins from this post), I order my Men to continue down the path of conquering Arabia. We'll be in Egypt soon, watching the Pyramids soon, my men. And I do believe every Empire deserves a special power. I mean, Huns get biggest land+1 land with each attack? Seriously? The Shah objects! Quote
Kurisu-Chan Posted October 28, 2014 Posted October 28, 2014 I have that special ability. "Tank", Being targeted by every player. . Quote
Kosakyun Posted October 28, 2014 Posted October 28, 2014 solidbatman also has a special skill. Slow and steady. Quote
Aniki Posted October 28, 2014 Author Posted October 28, 2014 And I do believe every Empire deserves a special power. I mean, Huns get biggest land+1 land with each attack? Seriously? The Shah objects! Historically, the Persians were unable to move Eastern Rome's borders. It stayed like that up until the Arab invasions. Therefore, no bonus. Also, my attack. It's been delayed by 3 hours. 8 + 9 = 18/4 = 4 Remove Saxons! (and Goths) And don't worry. There's a special event happening. Soon. Quote
babiker Posted October 28, 2014 Posted October 28, 2014 Historically, the Persians were unable to move Eastern Rome's borders. It stayed like that up until the Arab invasions. Therefore, no bonus. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sasanian_Empire And I attack the rest of the middle east! Quote
Guest Posted October 28, 2014 Posted October 28, 2014 I Attack Ani's territory once more ! 39/10 + 6 = 10 =3 Share wiz me Quote
Mr Poltroon Posted October 28, 2014 Posted October 28, 2014 "My lordship... We're running out of men. What? But I told them to breed like rabbits at the start of the first invasion! Where are all the children?! They're but 16 years of age, my lord. And what of it...? Of course. Shall we send them on our newly completed ships? Indeed we shall. And how about the equipment? Arm them with sticks and stones. We'll swarm the living hell out of the Romans! I don't think that will be sufficient, your highness. Then shall we have a test? I'll give you proper equipment, you can choose what you want from my personal wares. Then you'll fight an army of 20 youngsters and tell me how it went." -A conversation between the King Tiag of Varela and his newly appointed loyal adviser, Hengest, later found dead on Danish grounds. And even more ships departed for Britannia's lands. Soon enough a passage will be established between the two countries, made out of ship debris, and there will be no more need for swimming invasions. Not that there will be any men left to invade anything. Also, the rest of the Saxons seem strangely cooperative given how the Anglo-Saxons keep failing. I wonder what they may have up their sleeve? SilverLi, Stray Cat and Katatsumuri 3 Quote
Stray Cat Posted October 28, 2014 Posted October 28, 2014 Very well, I declare an attack on the Vandal Army! Quote
solidbatman Posted October 28, 2014 Posted October 28, 2014 Very well, I declare an attack on the Vandal Army! Quote
Aniki Posted October 28, 2014 Author Posted October 28, 2014 http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sasanian_Empire And I attack the rest of the middle east! Like I said, the Persians were unable to move East Rome's borders until the Arab Invasions. That map is on 621AD, a little later after the said invasions. 7 + 1 = 8 I Attack Ani's territory once more ! 39/10 + 6 = 10 =3 Share wiz me >.> Damned Franks Also, the rest of the Saxons seem strangely cooperative given how the Anglo-Saxons keep failing. I wonder what they may have up their sleeve? 7 + 1 = 8 Very well, I declare an attack on the Vandal Army! 4 + 1 = 5 Quote
babiker Posted October 29, 2014 Posted October 29, 2014 Like I said, the Persians were unable to move East Rome's borders until the Arab Invasions. That map is on 621AD, a little later after the said invasions. Dude, no offence, but I'm an Arab. I know my own history very well, and that map is way before the so called "Arab invasions". Persia ended after the Arabs conquered them, and never again did a Persian Empire rise in its place. "Arabs first attacked the Sassanid territory in 633" http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Muslim_conquest_of_Persia Learn some history. Quote
Aniki Posted October 29, 2014 Author Posted October 29, 2014 Dude, no offence, but I'm an Arab. I know my own history very well, and that map is way before the so called "Arab invasions". Persia ended after the Arabs conquered them, and never again did a Persian Empire rise in its place. "Arabs first attacked the Sassanid territory in 633" http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Muslim_conquest_of_Persia Learn some history. Ah, well, I'm not very fond of anything non-European. My apologies for my ignorance. Quote
babiker Posted October 29, 2014 Posted October 29, 2014 Westerners, and their Euro-centric education... Here, this might teach you a little:- Quote
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