Fuwanovel Confessions

[Flutterz]

The side effect isn't bad enough that I have to switch or I'll have health problems, it's just...uncomfortable and embarrassing.  I don't really want to elaborate...

Do tell, this is the confession thread after all.

[Abyssal Monkey]

Do tell, this is the confession thread after all.

The confessions thread: where we drag out your most dirty and embarrassing secrets using peer pressure 

_{Pssst. Your going about it all wrong, you need to slowly and gently push them to make them open up, that way once they do you have leverage over them to betray them when they think they can trust you the most.   That's how psychiatrists earn all their money.}

[Flutterz]

The confessions thread: where we drag out your most dirty and embarrassing secrets using peer pressure 

_{Pssst. Your going about it all wrong, you need to slowly and gently push them to make them open up, that way once they do you have leverage over them to betray them when they think they can trust you the most.   That's how psychiatrists earn all their money.}

Confession: I'm not a psychiatrist, I go in quick and dry and tell them to bite the pillow.

[Shoon-kami]

I take Vivanse, when I was little and tried taking adderall, I lost all my appetite and wouldn't eat, so I was losing weight when I was already on the lower end of the expected healthy weight height ratio.  I think I also took zoloft as a depressant for the tics I had.  My parents didn't know what to do about the shirt collars that kept getting shredded.

 

In highschool, one of the guys in my class had to take adderall for something, I can't remember what it was, but it made him incredibly hyper and his eyes were dilated.  That was entertaining for a day.

I was taken off adderall after several years due to the loss of appetite.

 

Confession:  I have been on 3 different brands of medication for my ADHD: I started off on adderall, then got switched to strattera, then back to adderall, then finally concerta.

[crunchytaco]

Confession: This evening I was picked up by a someone else for a change. She was a lawyer. After being flashed to me her brand new Nissan keys and offered to test drive it, I ended up driving her car with her back to her house and her making a big deal out of hush hush, because her name is on a bill board somewhere. She had one of the best asses I've ever seen and a yummy body in general. Needless, to say she was an asshole. After giving her 3 orgasms, she rolled over and fell asleep. I had to call up someone to pick me up to get my car. 

[Abyssal Monkey]

Confession: This evening I was picked up by a someone else for a change. She was a lawyer. After being flashed to me her brand new Nissan keys and offered to test drive it, I ended up driving her car with her back to her house and her making a big deal out of hush hush, because her name is on a bill board somewhere. She had one of the best asses I've ever seen and a yummy body in general. Needless, to say she was an asshole. After giving her 3 orgasms, she rolled over and fell asleep. I had to call up someone to pick me up to get my car. 

And yet you claim you aren't a sex god. Fucking god damn it.

[TehRealOne]

And yet you claim you aren't a sex god. Fucking god damn it.

I know, get Ren to give him best sex god award. Cos his stories are damn entertaining

[Chewy]

Confession: I have an acquired taste for lolis..... all because I was spammed for year with lolis.

[TexasDice]

Confession: I have an acquired taste for lolis..... all because I was spammed for year with lolis.

The exact same thing happend to me with big sisters.

[Tyrael]

Confession: This evening I was picked up by a someone else for a change. She was a lawyer. After being flashed to me her brand new Nissan keys and offered to test drive it, I ended up driving her car with her back to her house and her making a big deal out of hush hush, because her name is on a bill board somewhere. She had one of the best asses I've ever seen and a yummy body in general. Needless, to say she was an asshole. After giving her 3 orgasms, she rolled over and fell asleep. I had to call up someone to pick me up to get my car. 

[Abyssal Monkey]

Confession: I just thought about, and then realized how stupid it was to, make a CoC thread about who is still a virgin, and their troubles.

[Kosakyun]

Confession: Sometimes I think Taco just posts here because he wants people to be envious of him 

 

Confession 2: I need to stop reading Taco's posts because they make me hate myself even more for still being a fucking virgin 

 

I don't think you should hate yourself for being a virgin.

Why is it bad to be a virgin? I don't hate being a virgin, really. What do you get when you're not a virgin?

I dunno. Sure, you got laid. Then what? I don't know.

I'll only know when I'm not one anymore.

It all falls down upon what your values are, really, and how much you value stuff.

Personally, I wouldn't mind losing my virginity, and wouldn't mind keeping it.

 

At least if I continue to be a virgin, there's a possibility of me becoming a wizard.

[Tyrael]

I don't think you should hate yourself for being a virgin.

Why is it bad to be a virgin? I don't hate being a virgin, really. What do you get when you're not a virgin?

I dunno. Sure, you got laid. Then what? I don't know.

I'll only know when I'm not one anymore.

It all falls down upon what your values are, really, and how much you value stuff.

Personally, I wouldn't mind losing my virginity, and wouldn't mind keeping it.

 

At least if I continue to be a virgin, there's a possibility of me becoming a wizard.

 

I don't get the reference, what does being a virgin have to do with being a wizard?

Also, me being a virgin is proof of how inept I am when it comes to dealing with women. It's a mark that bears with it years of failure and constant rejection. Frankly, I am disgusted by it.

[Kosakyun]

I don't get the reference, what does being a virgin have to do with being a wizard?

Also, me being a virgin is proof of how inept I am when it comes to dealing with women. It's a mark that bears with it years of failure and constant rejection. Frankly, I am disgusted by it.

 

It is said that you become a wizard when you remain a virgin until you are 30 years of age.

 

I see. Well, that would be bad for you.

I suck at relationships.

[Abyssal Monkey]

I don't get the reference, what does being a virgin have to do with being a wizard?

Also, me being a virgin is proof of how inept I am when it comes to dealing with women. It's a mark that bears with it years of failure and constant rejection. Frankly, I am disgusted by it.

Confession: I might actually be actively trying to derail this thread.

[Tyrael]

It is said that you become a wizard when you remain a virgin until you are 30 years of age.

 

I see. Well, that would be bad for you.

I suck at relationships.

[Kosakyun]

You are 16. You aren't supposed to engage in relationships 

[LinovaA]

Confession: I might actually be actively trying to derail this thread.

 

Damn... I kinda wish I held onto mine now. Being a wizard sounds kinda awesome! xD

 

Confession: I have slept with 2 people (no more, no less), both of which were in the same night within an hour of one another. Pity, I was too drunk to truly enjoy it.

[Kosakyun]

Confession: I have slept with 2 people (no more, no less), both of which were in the same night within an hour of one another. Pity, I was too drunk to truly enjoy it.

 

....

 

-crosses LinovaA out of virgin friends list-

[Mr Poltroon]

Confession:

While I would usually have no interest in talking about this particular facet of my personal life, let's just say it seems I'll soon become a wizard and leave it at that.

[crunchytaco]

Confession: Sometimes I think Taco just posts here because he wants people to be envious of him 

 

Confession 2: I need to stop reading Taco's posts because they make me hate myself even more for still being a fucking virgin 

At this point, I'm sharing for the sake of entertainment. I could stop if it really makes people uncomfortable. I don't like it if my fellow kouhais aren't feeling it. Also, I'm 28 and went through some radical changes in my twenties so you can't really compare your experiences with mines yet... I mean, when I was 22 I stole a purse from a stripper and ran. I was at a hotel with a bunch of other drug addicts from one of the night club's managements that night. I didn't plan it; but right as she entered the shower I snatched it. I didn't find any money in it, but I found a lot of drugs. I probably could have sold those drugs for good money, but instead I just trashed it along with her IDs, birth control pill etc.. I didn't steal it for the money. I don't recommend stealing from strippers at all. After I was done, she called me up (I left her my number since we were planning to hook up that night for $200) and left a voice-mail crying about her friend's purse missing. Apparently, I didn't even steal the right purse. I don't know how true it was, but the rest of the message had her crying about getting beat up that day by her stripper friends for being the closest person involved with me that night. No one cares for a stripper's life sadly, except for her mother. Non of those guys I was with that night cared that I stole from her. They were probably laughing for me when it happened. Hearing her wail on voice mail was one of the most guilt tugging moments in my life but It was also an epiphany for me. I deleted the voice-mail and went on the rest of my life like nothing happened.

[Abyssal Monkey]

At this point, I'm sharing for the sake of entertainment. I could stop if it really makes people uncomfortable. I don't like it if my fellow kouhais aren't feeling it. Also, I'm 28 and went through some radical changes in my twenties so you can't really compare your experiences with mines yet...

It doesn't make me uncomfortable, I just like bitching because I can.  I also wish you would stop denying that its completely unnatural how many of these stories you have.

 

I find them incredibly entertaining.

[Tyrael]

At this point, I'm sharing for the sake of entertainment. I could stop if it really makes people uncomfortable. I don't like it if my fellow kouhais aren't feeling it. Also, I'm 28 and went through some radical changes in my twenties so you can't really compare your experiences with mines yet... I mean, when I was 22 I stole a purse from a stripper and ran. I was at a hotel with a bunch of other drug addicts from one of the night club's managements that night. I didn't plan it; but right as she entered the shower I snatched it. I didn't find any money in it, but I found a lot of drugs. I probably could have sold those drugs for good money, but instead I just trashed it along with her IDs, birth control pill etc.. I didn't steal it for the money. I don't recommend stealing from strippers at all. After I was done, she called me up (I left her my number since we were planning to hook up that night for $200) and left a voice-mail crying about her friend's purse missing. Apparently, I didn't even steal the right purse. I don't know how true it was, but the rest of the message had her crying about getting beat up that day by her stripper friends for being the closest person involved with me that night. No one cares for a stripper's life sadly, except for her mother. Non of those guys I was with that night cared that I stole from her. They were probably laughing for me when it happened. Hearing her wail on voice mail was one of the most guilt tugging moments in my life but It was also an epiphany for me. I deleted the voice-mail and went on the rest of my life like nothing happened.

 

Nah I'm happy to see you've come this far. Feel free to share as many stories as you want

 

Confession: My shitty self will always find a way to make me feel awful about something so please don't take it to heart...

 

Confession 2: Oh guys, did I mention confessing to a girl I've been in love with for over two years last week? I seriously hurt myself by punching a concrete wall after that...

[Kosakyun]

Confession 2: Oh guys, did I mention confessing to a girl I've been in love with for over two years last week? I seriously hurt myself by punching a concrete wall after that...

 

Why'd you punch the concrete wall?

[Tyrael]

Why'd you punch the concrete wall?

 

I got shut down harder than

Chitoge in the last Nisekoi chapter

so yeah I was furious at myself