crunchytaco Posted April 6, 2015 Posted April 6, 2015 Why not? I'm sure as hell not gonna do it xD Only the kind that doesn't have an indestructible, ageless, immortal body. So, me, obviously. Got a secret to tell us, Flutterz? 50/50 chance that she thought it was pathetic. Don't like them odds, man. Doesn't matter, jerked off to Saber. >Zenophile I like me them foreigners, apparently... Confession: Technically, you like foreign 2d girls. Quite fitting I'd say. Quote
arakura Posted April 6, 2015 Posted April 6, 2015 I had to stop playing God of War because I couldnt mash hard enough to beat the first boss. <- does this look like the face of someone who plays video games very well? Quote
Kosakyun Posted April 6, 2015 Posted April 6, 2015 Confession: I've never played a Nintendo game or owned a Nintendo system. Quote
Kosakyun Posted April 6, 2015 Posted April 6, 2015 Anyway, here's that surgery story I was too lazy to type. Back when I was 6 years old (obese at that, mind you), I felt a certain pain coming from my balls. I don't know why it hurt, but it just did. It was just occasional at first, then it became more frequent. It felt like being constantly kicked in the balls. The difference is that only one side felt the pain. The other was perfectly okay. Whenever you hold the aching ball, it sorta kicks you again. Like, holy shit it hurts. It continued until the time that the pain actually didn't stop. It was continuous, and it was enough to make me lie down on the floor holding my balls. It fucking hurt. So I was taken to a doctor. The doctor was, like, a city away though, so I had to endure it a little longer before we reached our destination. Heavy traffic didn't help me one bit. And so, after what seemed like an eternity, we finally arrived at the hospital. I was put on a stretcher and rushed to a room. The pain, of course, didn't stop. After a while (or a number of hours, whatever), I was taken to the operation room. Of course, I had no idea what was coming. An oxygen mask was put on me and then anesthesia was used on me. It was in the form of gas, so I fell asleep because of the continuous dose of anesthesia. So yeah. I slept through the whole operation. Fast track towards the future. When I woke up, my left ball sac had gauze on it. So I had an idea what occurred. They also showed me a bottle which contained something. I still have no idea what it was, but they were shaking it. I'm constantly hoping they didn't remove anything from there. Anyway, nurses would come everyday and change the bandage. It hurt a lot. Like, a lot. It felt like they were trying to open up the scar once again. Of course, the scar's still here, and sometimes it feels like its gonna just open up and splarghboom. But nah, it never happened. The condition was described to me as internal bleeding of my vas deferens due to excessive twisting. It twisted on its own axis too much, so it bled. That's why it hurt like a bitch. Anyway, as of now, that's my only surgery story. Sorry if it took a while. Quote
Yuuko Posted April 6, 2015 Posted April 6, 2015 They also showed me a bottle which contained something. I still have no idea what it was, but they were shaking it. Quote
TexasDice Posted April 6, 2015 Posted April 6, 2015 Are you sure you still have both balls left? The doctors replaced them with mutated super-balls. The plan was for Kosaki to use his smashing looks to spread the mutation all over the world, creating an army of super-mutant babbys in the process. Jokes on the doctors. Quote
Yuuko Posted April 6, 2015 Posted April 6, 2015 The doctors replaced them with mutated super-balls. The reason why Kosaki is so lewd has been found. Quote
Kosakyun Posted April 7, 2015 Posted April 7, 2015 Joke's on you. It was replaced with super-potent balls to increase the growth rate of our population, to cause inevitable despair. Too bad I don't get laid. The doctors' plan already failed. Quote
TexasDice Posted April 7, 2015 Posted April 7, 2015 This is now canon by the way. I won't let this piece of loré disappear anytime soon. Quote
Eclipsed Posted April 7, 2015 Posted April 7, 2015 6 years old and you already have balls issues, damn Quote
Kosakyun Posted April 7, 2015 Posted April 7, 2015 I'm a smurf and I have blue balls. Funyarinpa 1 Quote
Stray Cat Posted April 7, 2015 Posted April 7, 2015 Confession: I always regret coming to this topic. Quote
Flutterz Posted April 7, 2015 Posted April 7, 2015 I'm a smurf and I have blue balls. Confession: I always regret coming to this topic. I can't imagine why. Quote
Kosakyun Posted April 7, 2015 Posted April 7, 2015 You just came at the wrong time, boyo. You should come whenever Flutterz talks about his peeing habits. Quote
Flutterz Posted April 7, 2015 Posted April 7, 2015 You just came at the wrong time, boyo. You should come whenever Flutterz talks about his peeing habits. Hey, that only happened once! Quote
Fred the Barber Posted April 7, 2015 Posted April 7, 2015 Confession: I always regret coming to this topic. Quote
Vince Posted April 7, 2015 Posted April 7, 2015 confession : i have this topic on the tab for a week and mostly i can't think anything to confess. Quote
crunchytaco Posted April 7, 2015 Posted April 7, 2015 Confession: As I'm leaving my job in 2 weeks, I notice that the women politics here are getting pretty out of hand. It's like mean girls. Since I'm leaving, I'm staying incognito so that I can leave on good terms. But for the few other males that work with me, they're getting ganged up on and bullied. Yesterday, my friend got put on blast for telling a girl to lose weight. I guess they've been friends since kids but she didn't take his good intentions very well. As the women pounced on him, I saw his eyes look up at me for help. I shrugged my shoulders. There wasn't much I could do. I hope he learned a valuable lesson that day. Quote
shuak Posted April 7, 2015 Posted April 7, 2015 Confessions: - I don't look at terms and agreements when using something and just press yes. - When opening a high school focused VN and see "All characters are portrayed as 18 years old or older" All I can think of is that all the characters got failed a grade at least once. - I once tried to skip a H-scene in Grisai no Kaijutsu and it took a full 15 minutes on skip. - I'm not shy, but the discrepancies between how I act IRL and online is huge. - I hate incest probably because I have siblings. - I came 40 minutes late for the SAT in high school. Reverse Confession: One of those is a half truth Quote
Kenshin_sama Posted April 7, 2015 Posted April 7, 2015 Confession: As I'm leaving my job in 2 weeks, I notice that the women politics here are getting pretty out of hand. It's like mean girls. Since I'm leaving, I'm staying incognito so that I can leave on good terms. But for the few other males that work with me, they're getting ganged up on and bullied. Yesterday, my friend got put on blast for telling a girl to lose weight. I guess they've been friends since kids but she didn't take his good intentions very well. As the women pounced on him, I saw his eyes look up at me for help. I shrugged my shoulders. There wasn't much I could do. I hope he learned a valuable lesson that day. Whenever I get hit by a woman, I just pretend to be a masochist. It works well, and I'd often be considered a hero for doing it, lol. Some women at my high school would be really nasty, so it's satisfying to a lot of people when you can effectively piss them off. Quote
Eclipsed Posted April 7, 2015 Posted April 7, 2015 Confessions:- When opening a high school focused VN and see "All characters are portrayed as 18 years old or older" i never thought of that. LOL Quote
crunchytaco Posted April 7, 2015 Posted April 7, 2015 Whenever I get hit by a woman, I just pretend to be a masochist. It works well, and I'd often be considered a hero for doing it, lol. Some women at my high school would be really nasty, so it's satisfying to a lot of people when you can effectively piss them off. I feel like these girls suffer from entitlement issues and I surely would like to see their self-appointed tiaras shatter before their faces. But pissing them off is a one day victory - it's going to bite you back later in the butt. Don't ever underestimate a maiden's revenge fantasy. Quote
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