Flutterz Posted May 16, 2015 Posted May 16, 2015 Confession: I've never met a gay person. I mean, I guess I probably have, but I didn't know they were gay. Quote
Eclipsed Posted May 16, 2015 Posted May 16, 2015 Confession: I just found out that my best friend, who I've known since preschool, is gay. The fact that's he's gay doesn't bother me, it just came out of nowhere, hence the shock. The really weird part is that he used to be obsessed with girls, or at least acted like he was. I've a similar case as well; best friend, known him since middle skoo, then summer after grad high skoo on a random hangout with our usual group he just flat out goes 'guys will you hate me if I tell you I'm gay' and we we're all like 'lol nah'. 'well, I'm gay' 'lol' WAIT WHAT?!@#5EYIOERJLG@#$% ~~ Nothing changed in our friendship of course, minus one little thing: instead of me going 'yo do you think that girl's hot?' I go 'yo do you think that guy's hot?' Mr Poltroon, Kurisu-Chan, Tyrael and 1 other 4 Quote
TexasDice Posted May 16, 2015 Posted May 16, 2015 I really like my gay friend, who keeps hitting on me. He's awesome and all gay friends are awesome too.  Old-guy friends are also cool (like some cool guy twenty years older than you, an ex-boss, teacher or something like that).  But both of those are beaten by girl-friends though (you know, girls that are your friends, not actual girlfriends).   The worst kinds of friends, are the ones around your age who became potheads and cheap thugs while you stayed normal. Fuck those guys, but don't tell them, because connections are important. Mr Poltroon 1 Quote
Flutterz Posted May 16, 2015 Posted May 16, 2015 Confession: My sister thinks that metrosexuality is a sexuality. I don't know how many times I've told her otherwise, but she refuses to actually look it up Is isn't? o_O *looks it up* Wow, it really isn't. Quote
Flutterz Posted May 16, 2015 Posted May 16, 2015 Misnomers are annoying, aren't they? Yup. Speaking of which, who was the genius that decided it would be a good idea to call all humans, not just gay people, Homo sapiens? Quote
Soulless Watcher Posted May 16, 2015 Posted May 16, 2015 I never really had any experience with a friend "coming out of the closet", not because of I didn't know anyone that was gay.... I just didn't know anyone who felt they had to keep it a secret. I never really "clicked" with any group in highschool, but there was a group of people that I routinely ate lunch with and conversed with in class. It comprised of a lesbian (who routinely got in trouble for public displays of affection), a gay dude (who did drugs), a bisexual gal (who had a medicine cabinet for mental issues and was a bit of nymphomaniac), and there was me the straight laced heterosexual Methodist. I really took that bit about Jesus eating with the tax collectors and prostitutes to heart. Quote
Cyrillej1 Posted May 16, 2015 Posted May 16, 2015 Confession: I just found out at work that I'm A+. Throughout my whole entire life until today, I had the strong impression that I was an O. My mind is blown.. Â I wanted it to be O or at least A-Â so I could get called for blood donor requests and make $$$... A+ quite useless.. I donated blood before.. and I believe (if I remember correctly) they told me I was B+. Â I'd get called all the time by them... so I named them Vampires on my phone contacts. rainsismyfav, Mr Poltroon and Kenshin_sama 3 Quote
suikashoujo Posted May 16, 2015 Posted May 16, 2015 I'm O+, but I didn't find that out until I donated for the first time last year. I have yet to be called in, but maybe that'll change now that I'll have to do it outside my school's blood drives twice a year. Quote
crunchytaco Posted May 16, 2015 Posted May 16, 2015 Confession: just found out the house i stayed at a few weeks ago was haunted. Good thing i didnt know while i was staying there. I wouldve been reduced to a pile of goo. Apparently i saw the apparition that was staying there. But i had mistaken it for someone else who was sleeping at the time so i didnt give it much thought... until now. Quote
TexasDice Posted May 16, 2015 Posted May 16, 2015 Ghosts aren't real. It's the skeletors you have to look out for. Quote
Flutterz Posted May 16, 2015 Posted May 16, 2015 Confession: I am actually a spooky skeleton hiding in a human body. TehRealOne 1 Quote
Funyarinpa Posted May 16, 2015 Posted May 16, 2015 Confession: I am actually a spooky skeleton hiding in a human body. Quote
TehRealOne Posted May 16, 2015 Posted May 16, 2015 Confession: we all are. ITS A CONSPIRACY??!! Â Quote
TexasDice Posted May 16, 2015 Posted May 16, 2015 Metrosexuality.... you fuck with metros? Gimme a piece of that sexy rail. Quote
Getsuya Posted May 16, 2015 Posted May 16, 2015 Confession: I am actually a spooky skeleton hiding in a human body. Quote
TexasDice Posted May 17, 2015 Posted May 17, 2015 Confession: I am actually a spooky skeleton hiding in a human body. Like that? (Movie Gore-warning!)  PSA: Being a skeleton inside a human body is different from being dead inside. As seen here: Quote
Flutterz Posted May 17, 2015 Posted May 17, 2015 PSA: Being a skeleton inside a human body is different from being dead inside. As seen here: The joke ----------------  My head   Quote
TexasDice Posted May 17, 2015 Posted May 17, 2015 Actual footage of Flutterz playing with his kids. Quote
Flutterz Posted May 17, 2015 Posted May 17, 2015 Actual footage of Flutterz playing with his kids. Lies, I'd never wear a baseball cap like that, it looks so stupid! other than that, seems pretty accurate TehRealOne, Tyrael and TexasDice 3 Quote
Shikomizue Posted May 17, 2015 Posted May 17, 2015 Is it Halloween already? Â Confession: I once got toothpaste in my eye, and it hurt like HELL. Quote
Getsuya Posted May 17, 2015 Posted May 17, 2015 Confession: I once ruined the romance of two kids I knew in high school. I felt bad for the guy, not for ruining it for him but because he had chosen to date that particular girl. I didn't feel bad for the girl. She was a hypocrite who played with nice boys' hearts. Â Anyway it was actually pretty funny how it happened. The conversation went like this. A few of us Mormon guys were hanging around after class discussing Mormon girls: Â Guy A: Man all Mormon girls are hypocrites. They get up on Sunday and cry and talk about how pure and faithful they are but then they're total sluts around school. Guy B: Yeah, but not (girl). She's totally not like that at all Me: Wait, (girl)? Are you kidding? She was on the bus the other day flashing her panties to the kid she was sitting with Guy B: WHO!? Who was she showing her panties to!? Me: I dunno, whoever she was sitting with. Some guy on our bus. Her boyfriend I guess. Guy B: I'M HER BOYFRIEND!! Me: *long pause* Oh. Well that sucks. Â Needless to say Guy B was NOT the fellow she was flashing on the bus. Quote
Kosakyun Posted May 17, 2015 Posted May 17, 2015 ...Uh. I'm not sure if I should be glad or something about the 'flashing panties' part. T-Though common sense tells me that I shouldn't be happy about it! Â Confession: I suck at eating crab, and I am very surprised at how fast automatic cars are. Guess I need more practice. Quote
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