LinovaA Posted May 18, 2015 Posted May 18, 2015 Confession: Oh yeah? I am literally the definition of humble. If you google "humble" you get my username. results may vary Confession: I am actually a physical manifestation of the word humble. People bow before my humbality. (#AlsoAMasterofMorphologicalDerivation) Quote
Flutterz Posted May 18, 2015 Posted May 18, 2015 Confession: I am actually a physical manifestation of the word humble. People bow before my humbality. (#AlsoAMasterofMorphologicalDerivation) I think you dropped this humilityノ( ゜-゜ノ) No need to thank me, I'm just literally the intangible concept of humility sitting in front of a computer, doing its job. Quote
LinovaA Posted May 18, 2015 Posted May 18, 2015 I think you dropped this humilityノ( ゜-゜ノ) No need to thank me, I'm just literally the concept of humility sitting in front of a computer, doing its job. Oh no, don't worry... I was just showing the world my superb abilities that I had procured from my top notch Linguistics classes. A man as humble as I will gladly grace people with new words that they can take into the world and use at their own volition. As the physical manifestation of the word "humble" it is only right that I do this, to show you just how humble I am. Confession: inb4 all of this gets deleted for derailing. Quote
Flutterz Posted May 18, 2015 Posted May 18, 2015 Oh no, don't worry... I was just showing the world my superb abilities that I had procured from my top notch Linguistics classes. A man as humble as I will gladly grace people with new words that they can take into the world and use at their own volition. As the physical manifestation of the word "humble" it is only right that I do this, to show you just how humble I am. Confession: inb4 all of this gets deleted for derailing. Oh, your physical manifestation of the word "humble" is definitely more humble than my intangible concept of humility. (I'm being humble, by the way ) We are still confessing, in a thread about confessions, in the coliseum of chatter, we'll be fine! I was honestly tempted to hide all of our posts immediately after posting this LinovaA 1 Quote
joehawks12 Posted May 18, 2015 Posted May 18, 2015 I jerk off using a southpaw backhand technique, even though i'm right handed. My left wrist is strength of ten wrists now. TehRealOne 1 Quote
Yuuko Posted May 18, 2015 Posted May 18, 2015 I think all of you should confess that you believe that Lino is a god. ALL HAIL LINO Quote
TehRealOne Posted May 18, 2015 Posted May 18, 2015 Confession: I have many vices, but the one I'll admit to today is eating frozen corn and peas straight from the bag. Dunno why, but I've always loved frozen corn and peas better than thawed frozen corn and peas, and I will occasionally eat entire bags by myself in under an hour. My mom usually buys 2 of 'em so in case I eat one she can still use another. My self-control goes out the window when it comes to frozen vegetables I guess when they're frozen its similar to crunching/eating ice which I can relate to. Eating ice is kinda nice, just ice with maybe a bit of syrup or something. Shaved Ice basically. Quote
Tyrael Posted May 18, 2015 Posted May 18, 2015 I don't get it. I spend a lot of time with girls as well, but I never level up with them. I-Is this the 'automatic friendzone' passive skill!? According to r/relationships there is no such thing as the friendzone Tfw girls tell you that you look great but none falls for you Tfw the girl you confessed to and who rejected you says you look great and deserve to get a nice, good looking girlfriend rainsismyfav 1 Quote
Yuuko Posted May 18, 2015 Posted May 18, 2015 According to r/relationships there is no such thing as the friendzone How about thankszone Kenshin_sama and Tyrael 2 Quote
Tyrael Posted May 18, 2015 Posted May 18, 2015 How about thankszone Woah what show is that from? Quote
Yuuko Posted May 18, 2015 Posted May 18, 2015 I heard it's pretty terrible I wouldn't say it's terrible but it was weird and not that good Quote
Wonderfullyevil Posted May 18, 2015 Posted May 18, 2015 Confession: I actually wrote a Nosebleed fanfic while I was bored. Should I post it? Quote
Kenshin_sama Posted May 18, 2015 Posted May 18, 2015 Confession: I actually wrote a Nosebleed fanfic while I was bored. Should I post it? Would you please? Quote
Soulless Watcher Posted May 18, 2015 Posted May 18, 2015 I heard it's pretty terrible It's the golden turd of anime. Quote
LinovaA Posted May 19, 2015 Posted May 19, 2015 Confession: I am really nervous to meet up with that girl for coffee tomorrow. I mean, it is mostly because I don't talk to people outside my comfort zone IRL very often, but there is still that little part of me that is fretting over every little possible thing. Gotta start somewhere with my slow return to the social world. ；＿； Quote
Monmon Posted May 19, 2015 Posted May 19, 2015 Confession: I love the drama in fsg.... It have the same feeling like when i watch "Yo soy Betty, la fea".....such memories. Quote
Fred the Barber Posted May 19, 2015 Posted May 19, 2015 Confession: I was moderately upset when the mint chocolate chip ice cream I bought wasn't green, even though there's no rational explanation for why mint chocolate chip ice cream should be green. Quote
Flutterz Posted May 19, 2015 Posted May 19, 2015 Confession: I was moderately upset when the mint chocolate chip ice cream I bought wasn't green, even though there's no rational explanation for why mint chocolate chip ice cream should be green. I'm pretty sure that depending on which state you're in, you can sue for that. Mint ice cream has to be green, and anything else is, and I quote, "fucking communist bullshit". Quote
Kenshin_sama Posted May 19, 2015 Posted May 19, 2015 Confession: I don't like mint sweets at all. I also dislike Dr. Pepper and cats. Some say I'm weird, but at least I've made myself impossible to suspect of being involved in a conspiracy. Quote
FidgetQueen Posted May 19, 2015 Posted May 19, 2015 Allow me to confess some really messed up stuff I did on my childhood. We've all done stupid stuff as kids, but I'm pretty sure I went too far from standard. Now, if you love animals, do not read this, you might really be disturbed. No, actually, any normal person will be disturbed. That I remember, there were 3 occasions. One I was 6 years old, and the other two 7 years old. 6 years old: I was on vacation at my grandparent's house, really small town. I was walking through a public park, and I hear "meows". I look up, and spot a little cat cub in a tree branch, unable get down. Did I call any adults to help me? No. I just gathered rocks and bricks, and threw them at the cat to get him to come down. That did work, but the little cub didn't fall on his feet like most cats, it really squashed against the ground, that shout of pain I'll never forget... Did I pick it up and bring it to a vet? I did pick it up, but no vet (really messed up ahead), with all my might, I threw it against the floor with all my might. I repeated the process over and over again. And when I noticed it stopped moving (still could be alive) I buried it. 7 years old, 1º: This time I was at a relative's farm. I was bored out of my mind, so I went to the chicken place. There were lots of little chicks there too, I thought they were cute, and picked one up. I carried it around and around. Soon I get bored again, and what do I decide to do? I close its beak shut with my fingers. It squirmed and squirmed in my hand, and eventually stopped moving. This time it was definitely still alive, but I buried it... 7 years old, 2º: I was at a BBQ, at my father's company at the time, which was located in a farm. Once again, bored out of my mind. Strolling around, I find a chicken place (not sure how you call them in english). And it had chicks again. There was also a little water tank, at ground level. I pick one chick up, and proceed to drown it in the tank. I just held it under water until it stopped moving. Apparently, that was "so fun" that I repeat it with another chick. The second time I got bored (well thank god! 0_o), I didn't bury those, just left them floating in the water. In my fight against boredom, I proceed to throw eggs against the ground. "That's not so bad", you'll think, but some of those had chicks inside them. Those fetuses, I threw then in the water tank "go swim with your brothers!". TL;DR: I was a messed up animal killer in my childhood. Quote
Eclipsed Posted May 19, 2015 Posted May 19, 2015 Allow me to confess some really messed up stuff I did on my childhood. We've all done stupid stuff as kids, but I'm pretty sure I went too far from standard. Now, if you love animals, do not read this, you might really be disturbed. No, actually, any normal person will be disturbed. That I remember, there were 3 occasions. One I was 6 years old, and the other two 7 years old. 6 years old: I was on vacation at my grandparent's house, really small town. I was walking through a public park, and I hear "meows". I look up, and spot a little cat cub in a tree branch, unable get down. Did I call any adults to help me? No. I just gathered rocks and bricks, and threw them at the cat to get him to come down. That did work, but the little cub didn't fall on his feet like most cats, it really squashed against the ground, that shout of pain I'll never forget... Did I pick it up and bring it to a vet? I did pick it up, but no vet (really messed up ahead), with all my might, I threw it against the floor with all my might. I repeated the process over and over again. And when I noticed it stopped moving (still could be alive) I buried it. . ~~ My childhood animal kingdom rampages were limited to insects; I was too afraid to approach any mammals >.> Worst I probably did was magnifying glass lasering' ants Quote
Yuuko Posted May 19, 2015 Posted May 19, 2015 Confession: I was animal killer too. I ate ants and burned them with magnifying glass Quote
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