Flutterz Posted June 21, 2015 Posted June 21, 2015 If you're a brick, then I'm osmium. When I was in elementary school I had a girl kiss me on the cheek and say, "I love you," and then I asked her if she wanted to play tag or some other stupid shit xD Quote
TexasDice Posted June 21, 2015 Posted June 21, 2015 If you're a brick, then I'm osmium. When I was in elementary school I had a girl kiss me on the cheek and say, "I love you," and then I asked her if she wanted to play tag or some other stupid shit xD Flutterz 1 Quote
Zodai Posted June 21, 2015 Posted June 21, 2015 Elementary school is one thing, high school is another. Quote
Flutterz Posted June 21, 2015 Posted June 21, 2015 Did you make a promise? In a few years she'll show up and say "Zeno-kun, remember when you promised to play tag with me?" TexasDice 1 Quote
Flutterz Posted June 21, 2015 Posted June 21, 2015 Nope. I don't think I ever saw her again after that year (she might have moved away, I dunno), either. I don't even remember her name, I just have a very faint recollection of her facial features. Dude, that's an even bigger flag! Too much of a commitment, run away at full speed. So naturally, since you're playing tag, she'll chase you, then you'll trip and fall, she won't react quickly enough and fall on top of you and BAM H-scene. Zodai 1 Quote
Yuuko Posted June 21, 2015 Posted June 21, 2015 Where are all the girls that I promised to marry in the kindergarten? Oh wait I never went to one. I just was alone at home playing games ;_; Quote
Flutterz Posted June 21, 2015 Posted June 21, 2015 Japanese logic at it's finest. Both protag and heroine are only clutzy right before they bang. Of course, I'm clutzy all the time because I have long-ish legs. Thanks, genetics. Maybe your superpower is that you're always about to bang? Quote
Zodai Posted June 21, 2015 Posted June 21, 2015 Maybe your superpower is that you're always about to bang? I call a logic error, if that were his power he wouldn't be a virgin. Even if he just got lots of fanservice but no actual sex he'd still spend his time with women rather than being here. xD Quote
Mr Poltroon Posted June 21, 2015 Posted June 21, 2015 Confession: I am incredibly easy to please. However, I am pretty much unmoved by anything that does not amuse me. Quote
Flutterz Posted June 21, 2015 Posted June 21, 2015 I call a logic error, if that were his power he wouldn't be a virgin. Even if he just got lots of fanservice but no actual sex he'd still spend his time with women rather than being here. xD Given my progress towards becoming a wizard, that would be very ironic and incredibly hilarious. That "superpower" actually sounds like it's from some terribly written hentai comic xD I was thinking of something more along the lines of the Hulk's "That's my secret Captain, I'm always angry about to bang", where Zeno does a bang-up job (get it?) of controlling it. Quote
Flutterz Posted June 21, 2015 Posted June 21, 2015 Confession: That pun caused me physical pain. I hope you're proud of yourself Yes, very much so. Quote
Zodai Posted June 21, 2015 Posted June 21, 2015 Confession: This thread is amazing Other confession: More complications with scenes. Progress is being made but the writing seems to have taken a dip ><;; Quote
TexasDice Posted June 21, 2015 Posted June 21, 2015 In a few years she'll show up and say "Zeno-kun, remember when you promised to play tag with me?" I actually laughed out loud. That was great. Confession: I actually had one girl outright say they liked me and it took me two whole years to even notice what had happened. I might actually bring something to the table here: Recollections from my former middleschool classmates, about a girl in my class who apparently liked me. Don't read if you don't care. I know I wouldn't. *I changed my name in these to Texas and her name to Mathilda. Because that's a funny name. Mathilda: "Texas, did you forget your atlas again?" Texas: "It's way too heavy and I hate carrying it around..." Mathilda: "Come, share mine?" Texas: "Okay. Thank you." *happend basically everytime the book was needed in class.* Mathilda: "If you wait, we could go to the bus stop together." Texas: "Sorry, I want be home as fast as possible." Mathilda: "Texas, do you have a group for the upcoming presentation?" Texas: "I'll probably tag along with my friends. See ya." Mathilda: "What are you doing?" Texas: "I'm handing out invitations to my halloween party. It's gonna be amazing, I have snacks, music and I'm even making the food." Mathilda: "Oh wow, I wish I could come too..." Texas: "I have to go and give Jenny her invitation." Mathilda: "Hey Texas, my birthday is on saturday, do you want to come?" Texas: "Sorry, I don't go out on weekends. Bye." *Mathilda reads the essay I got an A for* Mathilda: "You are really creative, why can't you always give it your best?" Mathilda: "You shouldn't skip school so much, it feels empty without you." I thought she was just being friendly (and annoying), but after I remember how she'd always hang around my desk and even visit me daily after I changed schools... Daily... Uh, maybe it was true? I don't know, I'm no psychic. Fred the Barber 1 Quote
Mr Poltroon Posted June 21, 2015 Posted June 21, 2015 I actually laughed out loud. That was great. I might actually bring something to the table here: Recollections from my former middleschool classmates, about a girl in my class who apparently liked me. Don't read if you don't care. I know I wouldn't. *I changed my name in these to Texas and her name to Mathilda. Because that's a funny name. Mathilda: "Texas, did you forget your atlas again?" Texas: "It's way too heavy and I hate carrying it around..." Mathilda: "Come, share mine?" Texas: "Okay. Thank you." *happend basically everytime the book was needed in class.* Mathilda: "If you wait, we could go to the bus stop together." Texas: "Sorry, I want be home as fast as possible." Mathilda: "Texas, do you have a group for the upcoming presentation?" Texas: "I'll probably tag along with my friends. See ya." Mathilda: "What are you doing?" Texas: "I'm handing out invitations to my halloween party. It's gonna be amazing, I have snacks, music and I'm even making the food." Mathilda: "Oh wow, I wish I could come too..." Texas: "I have to go and give Jenny her invitation." Mathilda: "Hey Texas, my birthday is on saturday, do you want to come?" Texas: "Sorry, I don't go out on weekends. Bye." *Mathilda reads the essay I got an A for* Mathilda: "You are really creative, why can't you always give it your best?" Mathilda: "You shouldn't skip school so much, it feels empty without you." I thought she was just being friendly (and annoying), but after I remember how she'd always hang around my desk and even visit me daily after I changed schools... Daily... Uh, maybe it was true? I don't know, I'm no psychic. That is precisely the kind of person we gloomy types don't tend to attract. Or maybe we do, and shoo them away because they're annoying. Only to regret it a few weeks down the line. Quote
Tyrael Posted June 21, 2015 Posted June 21, 2015 I actually laughed out loud. That was great. I might actually bring something to the table here: Recollections from my former middleschool classmates, about a girl in my class who apparently liked me. Don't read if you don't care. I know I wouldn't. *I changed my name in these to Texas and her name to Mathilda. Because that's a funny name. Mathilda: "Texas, did you forget your atlas again?" Texas: "It's way too heavy and I hate carrying it around..." Mathilda: "Come, share mine?" Texas: "Okay. Thank you." *happend basically everytime the book was needed in class.* Mathilda: "If you wait, we could go to the bus stop together." Texas: "Sorry, I want be home as fast as possible." Mathilda: "Texas, do you have a group for the upcoming presentation?" Texas: "I'll probably tag along with my friends. See ya." Mathilda: "What are you doing?" Texas: "I'm handing out invitations to my halloween party. It's gonna be amazing, I have snacks, music and I'm even making the food." Mathilda: "Oh wow, I wish I could come too..." Texas: "I have to go and give Jenny her invitation." Mathilda: "Hey Texas, my birthday is on saturday, do you want to come?" Texas: "Sorry, I don't go out on weekends. Bye." *Mathilda reads the essay I got an A for* Mathilda: "You are really creative, why can't you always give it your best?" Mathilda: "You shouldn't skip school so much, it feels empty without you." I thought she was just being friendly (and annoying), but after I remember how she'd always hang around my desk and even visit me daily after I changed schools... Daily... Uh, maybe it was true? I don't know, I'm no psychic. I can't believe anyone could be that dense That poor girl, you were really mean to her as well! Quote
Cyrillej1 Posted June 22, 2015 Posted June 22, 2015 If you're a brick, then I'm osmium. When I was in elementary school I had a girl kiss me on the cheek and say, "I love you," and then I asked her if she wanted to play tag or some other stupid shit xD Confession: In kindergarten, I liked my friend so much.. the best way I was able to express it was to kiss her on the cheek . I think it surprised her, lol. To this day, I still wonder what she thought about it or if she even remembers. xD TexasDice and Flutterz 2 Quote
Tyrael Posted June 22, 2015 Posted June 22, 2015 Confession: In kindergarten, I liked my friend so much.. the best way I was able to express it was to kiss her on the cheek . I think it surprised her, lol. Now, if you did this to a guy... It would be pretty obvious Wait... That's what that former classmate who asked me out also did to me in college whenever I helped her out... Ohhhhhh shit Quote
TexasDice Posted June 22, 2015 Posted June 22, 2015 That poor girl, you were really mean to her as well! Everytime I was too much of an ass, she kicked my shin! That really hurts you know?! Quote
Flutterz Posted June 22, 2015 Posted June 22, 2015 Confession: When a girl pissed me off in grade ~3 I chased her with a compass (the pointy kind) Quote
Tyrael Posted June 22, 2015 Posted June 22, 2015 Everytime I was too much of an ass, she kicked my shin! That really hurts you know?! If you look back on it now, don't you think you deserved it? Also, if I were you I'd look her up and finally apologize appropriately... Quote
TexasDice Posted June 22, 2015 Posted June 22, 2015 If you look back on it now, don't you think you deserved it? Also, if I were you I'd look her up and finally apologize appropriately... It's been six years, she's probably living happily ever after. Confession: When a girl pissed me off in grade ~3 I chased her with a compass (the pointy kind) That's not nice. You should travel back in time and chase her with a gross bug instead. Quote
Flutterz Posted June 22, 2015 Posted June 22, 2015 That's not nice. You should travel back in time and chase her with a gross bug instead. Ewww... but that's gross Quote
Zodai Posted June 22, 2015 Posted June 22, 2015 Ewww... but that's gross It's also a Grisaia reference. I think. Quote
TexasDice Posted June 22, 2015 Posted June 22, 2015 It's also a Grisaia reference. I think. It's a play on real life, because kids tend to fool around like that. Makina's face was a soft reference to grisaia, because it seemed fitting and appropriate. And now, the frog died. Quote
rainsismyfav Posted June 22, 2015 Posted June 22, 2015 Confession: I forgot today was father's day. Whoops Quote
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