Fuwanovel Confessions

[Mr Poltroon]

Despite other people's repeated attempts, I do not drink. Alcohol, that is.

Frankly, it tastes terrible. Coupled with the fact that it's bad for my health, and that it's associated with debauchery, I don't care for it in the least.
I rather like being the last sober one left, interacting with a bunch of drunkards.

[Eclipsed]

Alcs is whatevers,

Pretty fun though when you're with your circle of BFFs

[Flutterz]

When I tried wine for the first time I was about 13  I've never gotten drunk however, though I do buy a small bottle of sake once or twice a year and slowly drink it over the course of a week or so.

Confession: I've got a headache, caffeine withdrawal is a bitch

[Fred the Barber]

8 hours ago, john 'mr. customer' smith said:

I never felt the need for it 'till i was 20

Yeah, I was the same all the way up until a few months after I turned 21, which also happens to be the legal drinking age in the States. I drank a fair bit on party nights that last year in college, and then scaled back after graduating. Now I drink moderately, but frequently. One drink happens most nights, but two drinks in a night is very rare (even though it wouldn't even give me a hangover, unless they're strong), and three is reserved for the extremely rare occasion when friends are being pushy and I cave in (obviously not on nights before work, since three drinks is for me pretty much a guaranteed hangover).

[Soulless Watcher]

You couldn't get me to drink alcohol even if you paid me. It's the cause of roughly 60% of all of my troubles. I'll stick to masturbation as my primary stress reliever, it costs allot less and doesn't impead your driving abilities..... well unless you try to masturbate and drive at the same time. 

[Funyarinpa]

3 minutes ago, Soulless Watcher said:

You couldn't get me to drink alcohol even if you paid me. It's the cause of roughly 60% of all of my troubles. I'll stick to masturbation as my primary stress reliever, it costs allot less and doesn't impead your driving abilities..... well unless you try to masturbate and drive at the same time. 

Do I hear a challenge?

[Eclipsed]

And so I continue my Thank God It's Thursday trend, 'cept its more joyous then usual since I actually have no work this weekend for once, so now if I can just, uh, prep for the final stretches of skoo and make it to Summer, life will be golden and full of 

[Fred the Barber]

Ugh... I guess I'll be happy at this time tomorrow, at least. On the one hand, I kind of like my new job. On the other hand, where did all my entertainment time go

[Nashetania]

TGIF

[Funyarinpa]

Managed to twist my ankle by misstepping on level ground. Need to not move my foot today 

[Mr Poltroon]

9 hours ago, Funyarinpa said:

Managed to twist my ankle by misstepping on level ground. Need to not move my foot today 

And here I thought my skills were unrivaled.

[Kawasumi]

Thank god its friday, so I can use all day to procrastinate on my exam project!

[gunter]

today i choked when gulping my saliva. i also falled on the ground while i was just basically walking to my classroom .

[Fred the Barber]

Today, the clumsiest thing I did was misplaying a hand of cards which I was almost certainly going to lose anyway.

I guess I also literally dropped the ball quite a lot while juggling, but hey, that's what practice is all about.

[Kosakyun]

...People sure like being clumsy.

Clumsiest thing I probably did in the course of 1 week was thinking I was going down a step, only to realize that I wasn't because I stepped on a surface on the same ground level. Since I didn't know, I thought I hit something and lost my balance for a moment, screaming like the main heroine in her first H-scene. A scream that ruptures your eardrums when you're wearing your earphones at full volume.

[Yuuko]

I once remember when I tripped 3 times on stairs.  It was at school but I think luckily no one saw. That was not a good day.

[Fred the Barber]

Confession: I'm actually pretty sad that Flutterz didn't notice my pun over in a random introduction thread.

[Eclipsed]

The guy just copy pastas his have a moe crap in them threads and moves on, dw 'bout it, Fred the Punner

[Flutterz]

1 hour ago, Eclipsed said:

The guy just copy pastas his have a moe crap in them threads and moves on, dw 'bout it, Fred the Punner

Not true, I read the OP, I just usually don't bother with all the other posts

[Fred the Barber]

Confession: My first paycheck from my new job won't land for almost another week, and until it arrives, I'm going to have to keep dealing with this constant, slight, irrational fear that they're effectively going to say "Psych! You don't actually work here, why would we be paying you?" If it does happen, I hope they literally say that, since I haven't actually heard anybody say "psych" that way in at least a decade, and probably more like two.

[Nashetania]

Confession: I dreamed about same (real) girl about 2-3 times in a row now... I can't imagine worse torture.

[arakura]

Torture? Nice dreams, no? Or maybe she dies? 

[TexasDice]

1 hour ago, Nashetania said:

Confession: I dreamed about same (real) girl about 2-3 times in a row now... I can't imagine worse torture.

Don't you worry, I can think of a lot of things that are worse.

[Flutterz]

1 minute ago, TexasDice said:

Don't you worry, I can think of a lot of things that are worse.

[Nashetania]

Guys, pls, I am being serious.