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Confession: I have never gone on reddit but I've heard so much stuff about it.

You should try it, it's great for lots of things:

porn, news, porn, images, porn, stories, porn, and did I mention porn?

Silliness aside, there's a subreddit for pretty much everything. Some are more active than others of course and some are complete shit for one reason or another but still.

For example there's a subreddit where the only word/sentence you're allowed to use is "Cat."

https://www.reddit.com/r/catsstandingup

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Lol... not fapping for a month...

That is a good one. :D

 

Confession: When I first started reading Akatsuki no Goei... I told myself I couldn't fap until I finished the first h-scene in it. Unfortunately for me... my reading speed was 0.1x (because lol... first UnTL'd I ever opened)... so I ended up getting to it in a week.

 

It was probably one of the most painful weeks I have ever experienced.

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I had a friend who was circumcised during highskoo so he legit couldn't take care of business

 

Also, he had to restrain "getting in the mood" for business because if he did he would break them stitches and have to go back to them docs to restitch

rip

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>Not fap for a month

Lol that's near-impossible for me in summer vacation.

 

Well, if you can't resist, it's natural.

A quote from a book I found in my mother's room back when I was in third grade:

"If we weren't meant to do business, then why do our hands hang down from our body to that exact spot?"

You can try it if you want. If it's longer than that by a longshot, you're probably a monkey. :sachi:

 

Of course, I censored the quote with mosaics. Don't wanna get in trouble with the internet police.

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I had a friend who was circumcised during highskoo so he legit couldn't take care of business

Also, he had to restrain "getting in the mood" for business because if he did he would break them stitches and have to go back to them docs to restitch

rip

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