Ryechu Posted July 23, 2015 Posted July 23, 2015 Confession: I apparently have a really hard time editing nukige H-Scenes, even though I read...a lot of them. Quote
Flutterz Posted July 23, 2015 Posted July 23, 2015 I also secretly want to touch her butt. I'm pretty sure that's never been a secret Eclipsed and Kenshin_sama 2 Quote
LiquidShu Posted July 23, 2015 Posted July 23, 2015 Confession: It's happening. Tomorrow I'm packing my bags and leaving to Hawaii with the woman and child. In the past month I have ironed out almost 95% of our issues with her. The only thing left to worry about is the true confession - we realize those left behind have the right to know the truth. As we settle in our place and I find security for both the woman and the child, we will begin telling our families and her husband. Then, we will accept whatever comes our way, ready to live our lives from thereon. Confession: I have a crushing pain in my chest right now and I'm not sure if it's a heart attack or acid reflux bloating. Quote
LinovaA Posted July 23, 2015 Posted July 23, 2015 rip stories of Taco's sexual accomplishments Time for a new era of sexual accomplishment confessions then? #tents Quote
Chewy Posted July 23, 2015 Posted July 23, 2015 Time for a new era of sexual accomplishment confessions then? #tents You gonna share any, Lino? Quote
LinovaA Posted July 23, 2015 Posted July 23, 2015 You gonna share any, Lino? You asked for it Confession: When I was living in western Canada, I worked at McDicks. Pretty much everyone who worked there was a student, so things were kinda hectic, but like... in the best way. Anyway, one day I was doing stuff in the back and one of the assistant managers (by the way, she was also a student... a year younger than myself actually) started talking to me about random shit. She started doing some stuff beside me and the conversation just kinda flowed at it's own will. I don't know how it happened, but eventually we got on the topic of sex and out of the blue* she asked if I was a virgin. At the time, I was not, so I told her the truth of "no". I guess she was expecting a different answer, which kinda hurt, but whatever. xD We started talking about random sex experiences (even though we had both only had one partner at the time) and that was what planted the seeds of what was to come. Damn though, she was definitely a looker. To make a long story short though: a bunch of other conversations - dick size comes up - she doesn't believe me - slick lines from The Lino - get invited to a huge party. She drove me in, and the party was huge. There was approximately ninety people there, so it was easily the largest party I had ever been to. So yeah, I get there, have a few drinks (and somehow get my hands on some guy's whiskey) and socialized for a bit. Party progressed, and we ended up talking on her front steps. Conversation flowed and eventually she invited me back to her tent. So that is how that came about. Oh yes, another interesting bit from that night. I also got together with her sister about thirty minutes to an hour later, who incidentally, I later learned was a bank teller at my bank (gotta love living in a town of ten thousand). Would go more into that, but there isn't much to say, so I'll just leave it at that. Satisfied, Chewy? Edit: Fuck. Did I really just post this...? Kawasumi, Kosakyun, SilverLi and 3 others 6 Quote
Tyrael Posted July 23, 2015 Posted July 23, 2015 Now we know it takes Lino less than half an hour to get ready for another round He's no Yamato... Quote
Kawasumi Posted July 23, 2015 Posted July 23, 2015 Now we know it takes Lino less than half an hour to get ready for another round He's no Yamato... Quote
Yuuko Posted July 23, 2015 Posted July 23, 2015 Now we know it takes Lino less than half an hour to get ready for another round He's no Yamato... Quote
Chewy Posted July 23, 2015 Posted July 23, 2015 You asked for it Confession: When I was living in western Canada, I worked at McDicks. Pretty much everyone who worked there was a student, so things were kinda hectic, but like... in the best way. Anyway, one day I was doing stuff in the back and one of the assistant managers (by the way, she was also a student... a year younger than myself actually) started talking to me about random shit. She started doing some stuff beside me and the conversation just kinda flowed at it's own will. I don't know how it happened, but eventually we got on the topic of sex and out of the blue* she asked if I was a virgin. At the time, I was not, so I told her the truth of "no". I guess she was expecting a different answer, which kinda hurt, but whatever. xD We started talking about random sex experiences (even though we had both only had one partner at the time) and that was what planted the seeds of what was to come. Damn though, she was definitely a looker. To make a long story short though: a bunch of other conversations - dick size comes up - she doesn't believe me - slick lines from The Lino - get invited to a huge party. She drove me in, and the party was huge. There was approximately ninety people there, so it was easily the largest party I had ever been to. So yeah, I get there, have a few drinks (and somehow get my hands on some guy's whiskey) and socialized for a bit. Party progressed, and we ended up talking on her front steps. Conversation flowed and eventually she invited me back to her tent. So that is how that came about. Oh yes, another interesting bit from that night. I also got together with her sister about thirty minutes to an hour later, who incidentally, I later learned was a bank teller at my bank (gotta love living in a town of ten thousand). Would go more into that, but there isn't much to say, so I'll just leave it at that. Satisfied, Chewy? Edit: Fuck. Did I really just post this...? Quote
Wonderfullyevil Posted July 23, 2015 Posted July 23, 2015 rip stories of Taco's sexual accomplishments LinovaA 1 Quote
Chewy Posted July 23, 2015 Posted July 23, 2015 We could get 'joys of being a daddy' stories! Those are cool too. Quote
madvanced Posted July 23, 2015 Posted July 23, 2015 You asked for it Confession: When I was living in western Canada, I worked at McDicks. Pretty much everyone who worked there was a student, so things were kinda hectic, but like... in the best way. Anyway, one day I was doing stuff in the back and one of the assistant managers (by the way, she was also a student... a year younger than myself actually) started talking to me about random shit. She started doing some stuff beside me and the conversation just kinda flowed at it's own will. I don't know how it happened, but eventually we got on the topic of sex and out of the blue* she asked if I was a virgin. At the time, I was not, so I told her the truth of "no". I guess she was expecting a different answer, which kinda hurt, but whatever. xD We started talking about random sex experiences (even though we had both only had one partner at the time) and that was what planted the seeds of what was to come. Damn though, she was definitely a looker. To make a long story short though: a bunch of other conversations - dick size comes up - she doesn't believe me - slick lines from The Lino - get invited to a huge party. She drove me in, and the party was huge. There was approximately ninety people there, so it was easily the largest party I had ever been to. So yeah, I get there, have a few drinks (and somehow get my hands on some guy's whiskey) and socialized for a bit. Party progressed, and we ended up talking on her front steps. Conversation flowed and eventually she invited me back to her tent. So that is how that came about. Oh yes, another interesting bit from that night. I also got together with her sister about thirty minutes to an hour later, who incidentally, I later learned was a bank teller at my bank (gotta love living in a town of ten thousand). Would go more into that, but there isn't much to say, so I'll just leave it at that. Satisfied, Chewy? Edit: Fuck. Did I really just post this...? People also don't believe in my dick size, then again the only people I tell that to are on the internet. All in all it seems that regarding some stuff you really want to become a same being. Quote
Tyrael Posted July 23, 2015 Posted July 23, 2015 The story doesn't tell how many times he did it with the same girl A normal guy needs some time to recover though, that's only natural Quote
LinovaA Posted July 23, 2015 Posted July 23, 2015 Confession: Alas, I am not a visual novel protagonist. I am but a man. Quote
Nashetania Posted July 23, 2015 Posted July 23, 2015 Confession: Tomorrow will be my first time in about 2 years I will swim again (yaaaaay) and I am scared that I won't be able to swim on my back anymore. Quote
Eclipsed Posted July 23, 2015 Posted July 23, 2015 TLdR if you want to get some.action, work at McDicks Quote
TexasDice Posted July 23, 2015 Posted July 23, 2015 Confession: I actually have VN protagonist levels of recovery. Never got me anywhere though. Confession 2: Not even alcohol can fix my boredom now. Help me. Quote
Flutterz Posted July 23, 2015 Posted July 23, 2015 dick size comes up - she doesn't believe me Look at mister 10" over here or did you tell her you were 3"? A normal guy needs some time to recover though, that's only natural Who said we were counting the number of times based on the guy? Quote
Yuuko Posted July 23, 2015 Posted July 23, 2015 Super great confession: I might or might not be 18+ Quote
Flutterz Posted July 23, 2015 Posted July 23, 2015 Super great confession: I might or might not be 18+ Quote
TexasDice Posted July 23, 2015 Posted July 23, 2015 Man, do most people come here before they're 18? That is a good point to bring up, because I think we should have an age-lock. All those twirps around make me feel so old. I don't want to be old, I hate being old. Quote
Yuuko Posted July 23, 2015 Posted July 23, 2015 Cute girls gotta stay 17 forever. Might or might not be talking about myself Quote
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