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Confession: Shia LeBouf (the "DON'T LET YOUR DREAMS BE DREAMS, JUST DO IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT" guy) apparently played the lead role in the first Transformers holy motherfucking SHIT

 

I just watched Transformers 1 for the first time so bear with me if this is widely known but OH FUCK ME

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I hope you don't forget to bring a taser

I don't have a taser, but I do have pepper spray xD.  I'll probably share how it goes on saturday or sunday.  If you don't hear from me by then... maybe something happened to me  :ph34r:.  I'm sure I'll be fine though~

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I don't have a taser, but I do have pepper spray xD.  I'll probably share how it goes on saturday or sunday.  If you don't hear from me by then... maybe something happened to me  :ph34r:.  I'm sure I'll be fine though~

 

Yeah I'm sure you'll love his basement :sachi:

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Confession: When I was watching Kill la Kill in the common area of my house, I jokingly asked my mom to watch the opening, as she's a bit of a prude, and the first thing out of her mouth was, "Is this hentai?" Yes, I'd obviously 1) Watch hentai in the common area of the house, 2) Watch hentai while people were in the same room, and 3) Ask my mom to watch hentai with me. I can't even...

Read between the lines

She WANTS you to watch hentai in the middle of the house :holo:

Confession: It may be inappropriate, but this got a rise out of me.

If getting a rise out of somebody means what I think it means... Congrats, you just got aroused by a 90 kilogram ugly and underage masse of fat and sweat.

Confession: An online friend confessed to me that she used to have feelings for me.

Confession 2: I used to joke-flirt with her for that entire period and then some more, I couldn't dare say anything in case she was serious. Apparently for part of it she fucking WAS serious.

Confession 3: I am an idiot, denser than mercury. I don't deserve this life.

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Confession: Soo~ it'll be my first time meeting an online friend irl tomorrow.  I'm kinda nervous, but hopefully it goes well and won't be too awkward.   :nervous:

Yeah, it's a fuwan.

Will you then tell us who it is? :sachi:

 

Confession: fuck having 220 notifications

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Yeah I'm sure you'll love his basement :sachi:

 

She might be the one kidnapping the guy to HER basement. Also, Inb4 the guy don't show up~ or is catfishing as a 70 yr old

loli magical girl

.

 

Will you then tell us who it is? :sachi:

 

Confession: fuck having 220 notifications

 

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Confession: My brother doesn't even hide his hentai. It's just out in the open among stacks of console games...

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Whenever I see my mom use emoticons in her text messages, I feel like throwing up.

I never had problems walking around with her in public or getting smooched in front of my friends during my teens, but this emoticon thing is driving me insane. 

 

Every single text message looks like this:

HEY [Texas] 

:P

 

I'll be back later and take the dog with me :D  :D  :D

Please clean up the kitchen after you're done eating  ;)  ;)  ^_^  :wacko:

- mom :heart: 

 

Old people shouldn't use phones. Just like young people shouldn't use phones. 

 

Fuck phones. Phones are the worst.

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Cells are useful when your car breaks down, you're the only one in the car, and the only house in a 3 mile radius is inhabited by a 300 pound, muscle bound dude who likes to sit on the porch and stroke his shotgun. The vultures circling overhead could also be taken as an omen.

 

Even just a pre-paid one is fine. Good for emergencies. 

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The only reason I ever got a smartphone was the weeb games.... 

Also having something to entertain while being outside or in public transport is nice. 

 

Also you can fap in outside places. 

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