TexasDice Posted August 22, 2015 Posted August 22, 2015 Gather around children, for it is storytime. About a year ago, I started a discussion about how shitty 3D porn is in a chatroom. I was talking shit about how weird it looks, because of awkward movement and unrealistic anatomy and everyone was really alienated. "I didn't know you were this deep into this weeaboo stuff, Texas", "What the fuck are you even talking about?" and comments like that followed in dozens. It took us about half an hour to realize, that I was talking about animated 3D porn (as in rendered and textured models, from videogames or whatever), not real life pornography. The moral of the story is: Be sure to make your shitposting as accurate as humanly possible, to avoid misunderstandings. XionsProphecy 1 Quote
Flutterz Posted August 22, 2015 Posted August 22, 2015 Confession: Had to talk to people I barely/don't know 3 different times today, anxiety's a bitch. Quote
Eclipsed Posted August 22, 2015 Posted August 22, 2015 dont knows should be fine; its the barely knows that are the killers Quote
Flutterz Posted August 22, 2015 Posted August 22, 2015 dont knows should be fine; its the barely knows that are the killers The barely-know had a bouquet of flowers, I suppose he could have had a knife/gun in there. Quote
Cyrillej1 Posted August 22, 2015 Posted August 22, 2015 Confession: I went to a park with a fuwan and we hiked one of the wooded trails there. It was a fun experience~ Confession2: So whois this mysterious fuwan I met? You really want to know?Really?ok, ok~ I'll reveal itIt was...Rains LinovaA and Flutterz 2 Quote
Flutterz Posted August 22, 2015 Posted August 22, 2015 Confession: I went to a park with a fuwan and we hiked one of the wooded trails there. It was a fun experience~ Confession2: So whois this mysterious fuwan I met? You really want to know?Really?ok, ok~ I'll reveal itIt was...Rains I ship Was it an overnight hike? By the way, he hasn't been online since the 20th... is he ded? greenshadow622 1 Quote
Cyrillej1 Posted August 22, 2015 Posted August 22, 2015 I ship Was it an overnight hike? By the way, he hasn't been online since the 20th... is he ded? He hasn't been able to get online because he's been locked up in my basement. JUST KIDDING Quote
Abyssal Monkey Posted August 22, 2015 Posted August 22, 2015 Confession: Had to talk to people I barely/don't know 3 different times today, anxiety's a bitch. Clearly you still care about outward appearances. I got over that a long time ago. Once you stop caring about what other people think of you, you reach this Zen state and all that stress disappears. Quote
astro Posted August 22, 2015 Posted August 22, 2015 Confession: I went to a park with a fuwan and we hiked one of the wooded trails there. It was a fun experience~ Confession2: So whois this mysterious fuwan I met? You really want to know?Really?ok, ok~ I'll reveal itIt was...Rains >In the forest alone with rains You are a brave soul rainsismyfav and Cyrillej1 2 Quote
Flutterz Posted August 22, 2015 Posted August 22, 2015 He hasn't been able to get online because he's been locked up in my basement. JUST KIDDING *calls police* Clearly you still care about outward appearances. I got over that a long time ago. Once you stop caring about what other people think of you, you reach this Zen state and all that stress disappears. I don't care about outward appearances, at least with people I don't know. I do care that I'll be remembering how awkward those encounters were for me for at least a week, and let's just say I wouldn't put the more rural parts of Russia on a "top 10 safest places" list. That said I wouldn't put the urban parts on any such list either, so I suppose that detail is a bit superfluous. Quote
greenshadow622 Posted August 22, 2015 Posted August 22, 2015 He hasn't been able to get online because he's been locked up in my basement. JUST KIDDING Not sure if actually kidding. Quote
Tyrael Posted August 22, 2015 Posted August 22, 2015 He hasn't been able to get online because he's been locked up in my basement. JUST KIDDING Cyr right now Kenshin_sama and Cyrillej1 2 Quote
Eclipsed Posted August 22, 2015 Posted August 22, 2015 Damn, guess Tiago was too slow on his journey and so Rains beat him to Cyr Quote
TexasDice Posted August 22, 2015 Posted August 22, 2015 I trust Tiego to get lost in his own house. Mr Poltroon 1 Quote
Funyarinpa Posted August 22, 2015 Posted August 22, 2015 I think I might have blasted away my chance of getting into an Ivy League university. If that is correct then I have confined myself into a cage of self-loathing, regret, insecurity and ahame for what might be the rest of my life. Quote
hsmsful Posted August 22, 2015 Posted August 22, 2015 Man I saw so many beautiful girls in the classes today from all different places. Confession: I hate how everyone in the senior year is so serious including me. Like try to open a conversation with those stern faces, I know they wanna get into good colleges but still. On the other hand, I find dealing with complete strangers , aquaintances and friends fairly a pain in the ass in their own ways. Complete strangers are not known and I am always on edge from them , hell one asks for directions and the next second he has drugged you quickly and now you are rotting in the desert without some of your internal organs. As for aqauintances, you gotta have to keep up some kind of formalirity .... or something like that. As for friends, they differ, like some of them are moody just cause they want you to ask them what's bothering them and it will take half an hour for them to spill it out and they probably won't take with your advice because they just want people to hear their problems and tell them ouch your life is miserable . I have met many of those. There are some people where you end up helping them and they become so indebted to you..... ughhh... they shouldn't have asked for my help in the first place . Now let's talk about those silly casuals who don't wanna talk about anything serious and are complete bakas but it's ok to live with them, they are the least troublesome. Quote
Tyrael Posted August 22, 2015 Posted August 22, 2015 I think I might have blasted away my chance of getting into an Ivy League university. If that is correct then I have confined myself into a cage of self-loathing, regret, insecurity and ahame for what might be the rest of my life. Do tell Quote
Flutterz Posted August 22, 2015 Posted August 22, 2015 I think I might have blasted away my chance of getting into an Ivy League university. If that is correct then I have confined myself into a cage of self-loathing, regret, insecurity and ahame for what might be the rest of my life. Join the club, we've got jackets Quote
Funyarinpa Posted August 22, 2015 Posted August 22, 2015 Do tell Basically, spent the second half of my last year in high school on my computer. Did practically no homework for a whole term (term= half a schoolyeal here). Grades dipped, concentration issues, this year we were taught mostly stuff that will be the foundation of the rest of HS curriculum and I do not feel like I learned anything. My last minute worker attitude got me declined from the IB (International Baccalaureate) program for the next two years. Ended the year with my GPA being 84/100 (which is, I'd guess, pathetic if you want to get into an Ivy League university). TL;DR: Parents let me manage my own time last schoolyear. Fucked up, dipped grades, probably will miss my life goal by a wide margin. Quote
Mr Poltroon Posted August 22, 2015 Posted August 22, 2015 Damn, guess Tiago was too slow on his journey and so Rains beat him to Cyr I was under the impression that every fan of any sort of Japanese drawings or animation immediately got a curse, which forced him to stay at home and isolate himself while waiting for his own personal harem to one day arrive? I trust Tiego to get lost in his own house. Where does that ludicrously exaggerated idea come from? Who dared ingrain that into your mind? Also, my name is Tiago, Tiago F Varela. Cyrillej1 1 Quote
TexasDice Posted August 23, 2015 Posted August 23, 2015 I blame society, pornography and violence in video games. What does the F stand for anyway? Quote
Nashetania Posted August 23, 2015 Posted August 23, 2015 What does the F stand for anyway? Fuck? Quote
Mr Poltroon Posted August 23, 2015 Posted August 23, 2015 Fuck? That's far too overused. You're not nearly as original as you think. Quote
Nashetania Posted August 23, 2015 Posted August 23, 2015 That's far too overused. You're not nearly as original as you think. Fluttez? Quote
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