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Usually try to lock my door while i'm reading VN's. My mom is kind of old fashioned and would automatically assume its porn. But there was one moment during the shower scene with Usami in G-Senjou no Maou when the screen went black so I didn't minimize when she walked into my room, and let's just say that the accidental mouse press was very strong in me that day. Luckily Alt+F4 never fails me, though it still popped up to verify if I wanted to exit it, was an interesting moment overall. 

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Usually try to lock my door while i'm reading VN's. My mom is kind of old fashioned and would automatically assume its porn. But there was one moment during the shower scene with Usami in G-Senjou no Maou when the screen went black so I didn't minimize when she walked into my room, and let's just say that the accidental mouse press was very strong in me that day. Luckily Alt+F4 never fails me, though it still popped up to verify if I wanted to exit it, was an interesting moment overall. 

 

Yes, if there's no panic button in the VN, there should be at least an option to turn off the "Are you sure you want to exit the game?" verification. Time is of the essence for these kinds of things!

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Yes, if there's no panic button in the VN, there should be at least an option to turn off the "Are you sure you want to exit the game?" verification. Time is of the essence for these kinds of things!

The best part was that after the first Alt+F4, I tried to do it again hoping the game would assume i'm sure and just close. But nope, the verification screen disappeared and I had to re-do the process. And let me tell you, panicking does not help the accuracy of pressing keyboard buttons.

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Alt+Tab.

 

Alt+Tab. 

 

Alt+Tab. Alt+Tab. Alt+Tab. Alt+Tab. Alt+Tab. Alt+Tab. Alt+Tab. Alt+Tab. Alt+Tab. Alt+Tab. Alt+Tab. Alt+Tab. Alt+Tab. Alt+Tab. Alt+Tab. Alt+Tab. Alt+Tab.

 

You people are killing me.

 

Someone should start writing guide for safe tips & tricks while playing VN  B)

Tip #1: Alt+Tab. 

Tip #2: Winkey+D as an alternative ploy, to guarantee it goes straight to the desktop instead of some other potentially scandalous window. 

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Alt+Tab.

 

Alt+Tab. 

 

Alt+Tab. Alt+Tab. Alt+Tab. Alt+Tab. Alt+Tab. Alt+Tab. Alt+Tab. Alt+Tab. Alt+Tab. Alt+Tab. Alt+Tab. Alt+Tab. Alt+Tab. Alt+Tab. Alt+Tab. Alt+Tab. Alt+Tab.

 

You people are killing me.

 

 

Tip #1: Alt+Tab. 

Tip #2: Winkey+D as an alternative ploy, to guarantee it goes straight to the desktop instead of some other potentially scandalous window. 

 

what i hate about alt+tab is that i usually read with ITH, so i usually put firefox on the background and if someone is coming i'd click the firefox with lightning speed. :amane:

you just change my life, decay. :wahaha:

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Alt+Tab.

 

Alt+Tab. 

 

Alt+Tab. Alt+Tab. Alt+Tab. Alt+Tab. Alt+Tab. Alt+Tab. Alt+Tab. Alt+Tab. Alt+Tab. Alt+Tab. Alt+Tab. Alt+Tab. Alt+Tab. Alt+Tab. Alt+Tab. Alt+Tab. Alt+Tab.

 

You people are killing me.

 

 

Tip #1: Alt+Tab. 

Tip #2: Winkey+D as an alternative ploy, to guarantee it goes straight to the desktop instead of some other potentially scandalous window. 

Tip #3: Don't look at porn in public places. I am surprised by the number of stories in which the poster was just asking to create a situation that was awkward for everyone involved.

 

 

Someone should start writing guide for safe tips & tricks while playing VN  B)

This is assuming we all play Hentai, or Nukige VNs. T-T

 

Not really

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I didn't know this thread existed, read all entries and this made my night ... really

Time to say some embarrassing moments for me:

I have the habit of jerking off with my pants on so that if anyone barges in my room , I can just alt+tab and continue browsing on facebook :Kappa: so for once I was too tired so I changed my pants and didn't wash them so 30 mins later, my mum picks up my pants after entering my room to wash them and finds that big gorgeous spot. Luckily thou she bought the explanation of I was drinking water and some fell on my pants .... or at least made it look as if she bought it.

My sister entered the room once while I was browsing some visual novel cgs (bible black), I pressed alt+tab but I had nothing else open except for but for some reason, she had the courage and curiosity to comr and click on the google chrome icon (I literally froze). Despite that, she bought that this was the result of a troll of one of my friends on fb who sent me the link and I was innocent : <.

Other than that, I have been quite safe throughout my life but damn I wish I had more embarrassing moments tch

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I have the habit of jerking off with my pants on so that if anyone barges in my room , I can just alt+tab and continue browsing on facebook :Kappa: so for once I was too tired so I changed my pants and didn't wash them so 30 mins later, my mum picks up my pants after entering my room to wash them and finds that big gorgeous spot. Luckily thou she bought the explanation of I was drinking water and some fell on my pants .... or at least made it look as if she bought it.

 

She knew.

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Never happened to me, I play vn stealthily with headphones, laptop and my back on a corner. I dont think anyone even knows that I read VN. You guys know my secret so please dont tell obama.

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Never happened to me, I play vn stealthily with headphones, laptop and my back on a corner. I dont think anyone even knows that I read VN. You guys know my secret so please dont tell obama.

 

Don't worry. I'm sure the NSA has already told him :D

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I have the habit of jerking off with my pants on so that if anyone barges in my room , I can just alt+tab and continue browsing on facebook 

 

I love you. That's basically me right there. Every night. Every afternoon. Every morning.

Yeah, I come around a lot.

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I should consider myself lucky for having a twin. My twin has enough tact to keep quite about my habits and do what she was going to do if she ever caught me jerking off.

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The worst thing for me was that i had to fix the laptop of my mother (not living at home anymore) so it was just full with random stuff so i installed windows new

and thought " hey maybe i could install swan song and play it tonight in my bed so its more comfortable " because i dont have a laptop.

so the next day my mother came to visit me she takes the laptop and i totally forgot that it was still installed so in the next week she ask's me since when im so into  weird stuff like that 

she doesn't understand english that well but she still managed to open the cg gallery and that wasnt really a help because on the first page are already some h scenes.

 

she still brings it up sometimes 

 

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I'll never forget the time when my mom borrowed my laptop for about two hours when I had the icon for Eroge! by Clockup sitting on my desktop. She didn't find it, which is good, because I'm not going to be the one who explains what that game is to the woman who raised me.

Posted

This topic is priceless.

The closest thing I had to this was Mary's h-scene in Sharnoth, and fortunately the steampunk series' h-scenes can't really be called porn. My little brother went into my room, and he has a habit of staring at my laptop screen (which I hate). When he started staring it was toward the scene's end, and the cg just looked like Mary sitting down, naked, but almost completely covered by black things. Her face was even stern. I dunno how I'll handle anything in the future though.

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I haven't really had any moments with VNs since I learned from the mistakes I made when I was younger involving porn.

The first that I can remember is when my mom helped me with my computer problems (She's good with computers and enjoys fixing them) and I had forgotten to remove every evidence of porn on my computer, so when she was helping me cleaning it, several folder and files with pornish names popped up for a few seconds, even though I tried to get her away from the computer by telling her "oh I wanna try this or that" she refused to, she pretended she didn't see anything (I'm assuming she did)

 

After that I got really careful with leaving evidence, but there was one point that my mom walked in after I had done the deed, I was lyin in bed with paper on top of me and I kinda panicked when she walked in, I can't remember what I did and stuff but I'm pretty sure I made it obivious that I was hidding something, my eyes probably oozed of panic, again she ignored it and just said what she wanted to say before leaving.

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