shcboomer Posted October 17, 2013 Posted October 17, 2013 Unfortunately this is me exactly: Sigh, where did our childhood time go? Quote
Mevvrynne Posted October 17, 2013 Posted October 17, 2013 Sigh, where did our childhood time go? Classes, work, women/men, nagging families, chores, arthritis, senility, soul-searching, yelling at kids who have childhood time, the military, drunk evenings (or even mornings to midday), complaining how famous paintings look like crap, moaning about how your neighbor's dog won't shut the hell up and die, lurking forums for pictures of cats, replacing light bulbs, raking rocks, community service, jail time, sleep, those annoying dinners with the lover's parents when they keep asking when you're going to get married and produce grandchildren for their obviously evil cult that is hell-bent on world domination, hating children in general, fantasizing about things that are not possible in real life, porn, stacking empty energy drink boxes into pyramids, studying economics as a hobby, spray-painting patio furniture, learning new languages, recycling, going to the bathroom, washing your hands, being hygienic in general, dropping light bulbs by accident, accidentally cutting your finger while cutting an artichoke, accidentally stabbing your forearm with the knife while chopping lettuce, deleting spam emails, furnishing the entertainment center with wondrous otaku goods even though you know you will have no time to even use the damn thing, walking into a closed door, falling off your bed while sleeping, fixing computers, building computers, setting your alarm clock, looking at reviews for games you will never have time to play, washing dishes, looking at clouds and thinking that one of them looks like a UFO, punching babies (no wait, that's just a dream of mine), committing genocide against pesky insects in your place of dwelling, joining a religion, joining a cult, becoming leader of said cult, interacting with your lover's parents at regular times because you are the leader of said cult, create evil offspring, rule the world. Quote
Stanleys Posted October 17, 2013 Posted October 17, 2013 joining a cult, becoming leader of said cult, interacting with your lover's parents at regular times because you are the leader of said cult, create evil offspring, rule the world. I say you blow off everything else and focus entirely on these goals Quote
Mevvrynne Posted October 17, 2013 Posted October 17, 2013 I say you blow off everything else and focus entirely on these goals Kaguya won't let it be unfortunately. Quote
Stanleys Posted October 17, 2013 Posted October 17, 2013 Kaguya won't let it be unfortunately. Why not? Kaguya would be the deity you worship in your cult, so it's a win-win Quote
Mevvrynne Posted October 17, 2013 Posted October 17, 2013 Why not? Kaguya would be the deity you worship in your cult, so it's a win-win Good point, that would explain that oddly shaped statue. Quote
Stanleys Posted October 17, 2013 Posted October 17, 2013 Good point, that would explain that oddly shaped statue. That it would. And while we're at it, once you control the world, if you're ever in the need for a right-hand man, I'm available. I promise to keep the backstabbing to a minimum. Quote
Mevvrynne Posted October 17, 2013 Posted October 17, 2013 That it would. And while we're at it, once you control the world, if you're ever in the need for a right-hand man, I'm available. I promise to keep the backstabbing to a minimum. You must swear to obey the mighty deity Kaguya, because I'm pretty sure something awful will happen if you anger him....probably....most likely, but probably not....don't kill me. Quote
Stanleys Posted October 17, 2013 Posted October 17, 2013 You must swear to obey the mighty deity Kaguya, because I'm pretty sure something awful will happen if you anger him....probably....most likely, but probably not....don't kill me. Hmm, I like these odds. I'm in! Quote
Mevvrynne Posted October 17, 2013 Posted October 17, 2013 Hmm, I like these odds. I'm in! Good good....Kaguya has now apparently been promoted to Sinister Deity. Quote
Stanleys Posted October 17, 2013 Posted October 17, 2013 Good good....Kaguya has now apparently been promoted to Sinister Deity. What powers does the almighty Kaguya posses? Quote
Mevvrynne Posted October 17, 2013 Posted October 17, 2013 What powers does the almighty Kaguya posses? He can spawn missiles out of nowhere first of all. Quote
Stanleys Posted October 17, 2013 Posted October 17, 2013 He can spawn missiles out of nowhere first of all. Wait, you mean you can't? Quote
Mevvrynne Posted October 17, 2013 Posted October 17, 2013 Wait, you mean you can't? And create intelligent dinosaurs that speak with a British accent, and whenever they see a human, they begin to ask them out for tea and cake, which later ends in your mind overloading with too much awesome. Quote
Stanleys Posted October 17, 2013 Posted October 17, 2013 And create intelligent dinosaurs that speak with a British accent, and whenever they see a human, they begin to ask them out for tea and cake, which later ends in your mind overloading with too much awesome. Sounds like I joined the right cult. But can I request my dinosaur with a Russian accent? Quote
Mevvrynne Posted October 17, 2013 Posted October 17, 2013 Sounds like I joined the right cult. But can I request my dinosaur with a Russian accent? Requests are optional. Quote
Stanleys Posted October 17, 2013 Posted October 17, 2013 Requests are optional. Great, however, if there are no lolis, the deal is off and the crusade against Lord Kaguya begins Quote
Mevvrynne Posted October 17, 2013 Posted October 17, 2013 Great, however, if there are no lolis, the deal is off and the crusade against Lord Kaguya begins Agreed, lolis must be the return on our sacrifices. Quote
Stanleys Posted October 17, 2013 Posted October 17, 2013 Agreed, lolis must be the return on our sacrifices. Then it's settled, let the loli uprising against the world begin! Quote
Mevvrynne Posted October 17, 2013 Posted October 17, 2013 Then it's settled, let the loli uprising against the world begin! How this conversation got this far is beyond me. I like it. Quote
Stanleys Posted October 17, 2013 Posted October 17, 2013 How this conversation got this far is beyond me. I like it. This is what happens when they let us roam free, and it's happening in other topics as well Quote
Mevvrynne Posted October 17, 2013 Posted October 17, 2013 The Cult of Kaguya has corrupted it's first victims. Quote
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