SakashimA Posted March 25, 2015 Posted March 25, 2015 I am silence. Here, words doesn't exist and idioms are useless. Quote
ERO! Posted March 25, 2015 Posted March 25, 2015 I am a foghorn, I break silence like peni break HyMeN Quote
Fred the Barber Posted March 26, 2015 Posted March 26, 2015 I am a pair of earplugs. Foghorns have no power within the domain I safeguard. Quote
Shikomizue Posted March 26, 2015 Posted March 26, 2015 I am a pair of scissors, I cut right through your earplug cords. Quote
ERO! Posted March 26, 2015 Posted March 26, 2015 I am common sense, I make your scissors pointless due to the fact that earplugs don't have cords, earphones do Quote
Shikomizue Posted March 26, 2015 Posted March 26, 2015 I am stupidity, common sense has no effect on me. Quote
Aniki Posted March 26, 2015 Posted March 26, 2015 I am apathy. Unwillingness to learn is worse than inability to learn. Quote
ERO! Posted March 26, 2015 Posted March 26, 2015 I am a military school, I banish apathy by forcing people to learn Quote
Aniki Posted March 26, 2015 Posted March 26, 2015 I am a slave labour camp. You don't get to learn at all. It's work or starvation. Quote
Eclipsed Posted March 26, 2015 Posted March 26, 2015 I am Abraham Lincoln, and I abolish slavery inb4 some1 John Wilkes Booth my ass Quote
ERO! Posted March 26, 2015 Posted March 26, 2015 I am death, I have return because I have already claimed Abraham Lincoln. (Also Lincoln only abolished white slavery) Quote
Aniki Posted March 26, 2015 Posted March 26, 2015 We are the Europeans. We banned slavery far earlier than the United States.  I am life. Without me, you cannot exist in the first place. Quote
Aniki Posted March 26, 2015 Posted March 26, 2015 I am luck. I can prevent mistakes if I see fit. Quote
Aniki Posted March 26, 2015 Posted March 26, 2015 I am insurance. For as long as you exist, I gain profit. Quote
Segai Posted March 26, 2015 Posted March 26, 2015 I am a mentalist, I use my cunning to unmask scam artists. Quote
crunchytaco Posted March 26, 2015 Posted March 26, 2015 I am a zombie. Hunger drives my intentions. Yummy brain, thanks. Quote
Segai Posted March 26, 2015 Posted March 26, 2015 I am the games industry, I will use you to create a million games that are mostly the same, ruining creative thinking. Fred the Barber 1 Quote
crunchytaco Posted March 26, 2015 Posted March 26, 2015 I am an overbearing parent. I won't let my kids grow up losing their lives to video games. Fred the Barber 1 Quote
SakashimA Posted March 26, 2015 Posted March 26, 2015 I am the law, and I say that you lost the guardianship of your kids. Quote
ERO! Posted March 26, 2015 Posted March 26, 2015 I am a criminal, the law means nothing to me, I don't follow it Quote
Shikomizue Posted March 26, 2015 Posted March 26, 2015 I, am Batman. Criminals shake in their boots when they hear my name. (This joke was just waiting to made.) Quote
ERO! Posted March 26, 2015 Posted March 26, 2015 I am superman, batman is human, so i can beat him up Quote
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