One Upping

[Segai]

I am a rock of kryptonite that is the size of the sun and I crash into earth. Everyone dies, including superman.

[ERO!]

I am a cockroach, i laid eggs, so my offspring will live on

[Shikomizue]

I am lava, I melt your cockroaches to death.

[ERO!]

I am the cockroaches on mars i eat astronauts

[atorq]

I am a Reaper, the Harbinger of your destruction. Assuming direct control.

[SakashimA]

I'm a Nephalem. I have already killed Diablo and the others sins, now running Act 5 to expurge all Reapers.

[Fred the Barber]

I am a spell-checker, correcting Blizzard's butchered spelling of "Nephilim".

[Aniki]

Im impropre splling. U exest becos of me. Also, ppl who spell leik dis (except for me, of course. This is merely for the game.) r stoopid.

[EldritchCherub]

I am dyslexia, ready to jumble up ur impopre wrods.

[atorq]

I'm an excellent teacher in an excellent school system. I take care of your dyslexia so it doesn't show.

 

 

I'm a Nephalem. I have already killed Diablo and the others sins, now running Act 5 to expurge all Reapers.

 

I hate you. I set everything up perfectly and you just had to go with Diablo.

[Fred the Barber]

I am harsh reality. I cause excellent teachers to be under-recognized and under-rewarded, and rather than offering useful learning and training opportunities to teachers, I create useless random assessments and pile guilt onto teachers for the poor job I have done training them.

[Fred the Barber]

I am Haruhi Suzumiya. Beings from other dimensions seem awfully concerned about my actions.

[SakashimA]

I'm only a certain normal human student, but I see things that you are blind for (like aliens, time travelers and espers).