Give Advice to Someone on How to Date You

[Bolverk]

"Loves sweets" sounds like an endearing quality at first, but then you think about it and the realities of dental hygiene and obesity come to shit on your dreams.

 

You can both go to the dentist and hold hands while your teeth get drilled in.

Learn2romancepls

Thanks for throwing manure on my well plowed lands of a ideal woman, lololol

 

 

If I was going to be honest, which is what this thread's original objective. My end honest thoughts are prbly similarly hilarious as before <-- self irony.

My opinion is that I don't think the body and mind isn't meant to stagnate. So I'd like someone with interest in the world and how things work, willing to go outside the comfort zone. As living can be pretty shitty. Learning new things and experiencing new things is my way of finding enjoyment in life. Living can also be pretty good as well, trying to piss in headwind or learning to paint is enjoyable. That is pretty much the ideal in my mind.

[Yeah Way]

I'm the kind of guy that likes to know a bit about people. So generally any girl that likes to talk about herself regularly is fine with me. I'd also like it if she was the type to try different things, have an optimistic outlook on life, and be able to think things rationally (not sure if that's being too picky).

>Be a girl.

>Be able to think rationally.

 

I LOL'd.

[starlessn1ght]

My sterling piece of advice is "Don't", I do not care if this a theoretical or actual person, no one should be burdened to spend any amount of their precious limited time on the planet Earth with a indvidual such as myself.

 

This.

[Kimossab]

I don't think I need to give advices for anyone to date me, afterall what they need is being able to deal with an idiot with me. As long as she loves me and is kind that's enough for me, but in the end she won't be able to stand me.

now to even complete what I meant even more a quote:
 

 

My sterling piece of advice is "Don't", I do not care if this a theoretical or actual person, no one should be burdened to spend any amount of their precious limited time on the planet Earth with a indvidual such as myself.

 

But I'd like to say that even in the low possibility of living in another planet besides Earth, dating me would be a waste of time and a burden to that someone.

 

 

kthxbai

[Flutterz]

My sterling piece of advice is "Don't", I do not care if this a theoretical or actual person, no one should be burdened to spend any amount of their precious limited time on the planet Earth with a indvidual such as myself.

See, that'd normally be my answer but the question isn't "Give advice to someone who wants to date you" it's "Give advice to someone on how to date you".

[Eclipsed]

^Oh damn.

In that case,

We must cuddle for a minimum of 120 seconds every 60 seconds.

[Zalor]

Thanks for throwing manure on my well plowed lands of a ideal woman, lololol

 

Actually, don't give up hope just yet. As someone with an avid sweet tooth myself, I am underweight (I actually have trouble gaining weight) and I don't have any cavities. So long as she brushes her teeth everyday and has a high metabolism (or exercises frequently) then your dream of having an attractive girl who enjoys sweets is not in vain!

 

Regarding myself...It would probably be best for her if she could at least tolerate or look past my socialistic rants (she doesn't necessarily have to agree with them). Also, if she could physically be of East-Asian descent while dating that would be great.  

[rainsismyfav]

I'd like someone who talks a lot because i'm more of an introverted person who prefers to listen.

That's interesting, don't extroverts burn you out?

[Zalor]

That's interesting, don't extroverts burn you out?

 

This. I'm introverted as well, and an extrovert would be too much for me, lol.

[Homaru]

That's interesting, don't extroverts burn you out?

Nah, I enjoy socializing with people but i'm not a big fan of talking about myself. I guess if i really got to know someone i would talk more about myself.

[Cyrillej1]

On a more serious note, advice I'd give to someone trying to date me...

This song describes how I typically approach relationships

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nj0TymqU4y0

 

Need to be a good friend first, and most importantly, be genuine.  I guess that's not really useful advice, lol.

Traits I always look for are kindness, helpfulness, openness, flexibility... pretty much, overall I must sense the person is a good person at the core and can click with me in personality.  My goal in a relationship is to be comfortable enough to be totally open, and interest in supporting each other through life. I value open communication and kindness and would need that to continue being with someone.  Having things in common of course really helps.  

 So simply... I'm a bit picky... I'll only want to date someone if I sense a potential for deep emotional connection with them. There isn't really anything they need to specifically Do, so much as just show me the kind of person they are and connect with me well.. and then just be receptive if I start opening up and going after 'em.  I think I'm a slow with this kind of thing since I think about everything that could possibly happen, and get afraid... so I like to take things at my own pace.

 

Short Description:  Someone that can love and put up with me forever, lol...

 

I'm the kind of guy that likes to know a bit about people. So generally any girl that likes to talk about herself regularly is fine with me.

Lol.. I think I tend to talk about myself a lot when in the right mood.  I don't think it's that I like talking about myself, but more I want to explain myself well to not get misunderstood. I want the person I've opened up to, to understand me better, just like I enjoy understanding them better (or at least trying to).

[TexasDice]

... Need to be a good friend first...

But that goes against everything the internet ever told us. Are you our savior or the false prophet?

[Nosebleed]

The whole Onii-chan thing is not far from the truth for me.

I mean, if you legit called me Onii-chan I'd marry you on the spot, no questions asked.

But if you don't that's okay, I really think just having someone I can get along and spend time with and be myself around and vice versa is more than good enough, I feel like it'd be silly to have some standards the person must meet, I would just be happy by having another human being care about me as much as I care about them and that I can talk with normally and cuddle once in a while.

 

Everything else are just things you can probably easily work out later since you get along, like who makes who's sandwich or if she's into sexual domination or not

 

Am I too much of a simpleton? ヘ（。□°）ヘ

[Eclipsed]

^yes, onii-san.

[rainsismyfav]

On a more serious note, advice I'd give to someone trying to date me...

This song describes how I typically approach relationships

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nj0TymqU4y0

 

Need to be a good friend first, and most importantly, be genuine.  I guess that's not really useful advice, lol.

Traits I always look for are kindness, helpfulness, openness, flexibility... pretty much, overall I must sense the person is a good person at the core and can click with me in personality.  My goal in a relationship is to be comfortable enough to be totally open, and interest in supporting each other through life. I value open communication and kindness and would need that to continue being with someone.  Having things in common of course really helps.  

 So simply... I'm a bit picky... I'll only want to date someone if I sense a potential for deep emotional connection with them. There isn't really anything they need to specifically Do, so much as just show me the kind of person they are and connect with me well.. and then just be receptive if I start opening up and going after 'em.  I think I'm a slow with this kind of thing since I think about everything that could possibly happen, and get afraid... so I like to take things at my own pace.

 

Short Description:  Someone that can love and put up with me forever, lol...

 

Lol.. I think I tend to talk about myself a lot when in the right mood.  I don't think it's that I like talking about myself, but more I want to explain myself well to not get misunderstood. I want the person I've opened up to, to understand me better, just like I enjoy understanding them better (or at least trying to).

Wow quite a detailed advice! Thanks for the thoughts Cyrille-san!

 

This would definitely help theoretical person-san (assuming he/she would stumble upon this article somehow) get to your heart!

[mbl]

Oral sex is a plus

[Zalor]

Need to be a good friend first, and most importantly, be genuine.  

 So simply... I'm a bit picky... I'll only want to date someone if I sense a potential for deep emotional connection with them. There isn't really anything they 

 

Honestly this applies for me as well. Even though I don't plan on getting married anytime soon, I tend to look for people who I could imagine myself married to. That sounds kind of weird, but its true. I'm not the type of person who likes making commitments, but that's because when I do, I treat them dead seriously. And no matter how you look at it, a relationship is a pretty big commitment. A casual relationship (even if sex was likely to be eventually included) wouldn't be something I could involve myself in. Mostly because I can't see myself committing to somebody under those circumstances, and if I can't at least picture myself devoted to a person, then I won't bother with even staring a relationship. And for the record, I have been in the situation where such opportunities were available, but I turned them down. I felt kind of stupid afterwards, but it's how I am.

 

TLDR: I agree with what Cyrillej1 said, especially the part I included in the quote.    

[Yuri Hunter]

Just watch yuri with me baby.

Oh but don't forget to wear it while doing so

'-' I don't

have a good advice but I think kindness is a good thing, because a sweet girls or boys can do anything '-'

[Rose]

Please don't go on a "glutton" spree frequently. I enjoy eating healthily and I'd like to keep it that way.

Seriously, don't get jealous and mad over small stuff. If you can't have a bit of faith in me then you shouldn't bother trying.

Please allow me to tie you up.

Please complain while I tie you up.

 

Oral sex is a plus

 

^ This guy is legit.

[Aniki]

The best advice I can give you is to not accept advice from people on the internet.

[Flutterz]

The best advice I can give you is to not accept advice from people on the internet.

Hey, that's good advice! I'll follow it.

[Kenshin_sama]

>Be a girl.

>Be able to think rationally.

 

I LOL'd.

This is probably why I gave up on dating. ;_;

[Cyrillej1]

But that goes against everything the internet ever told us. Are you our savior or the false prophet?

Remember, I'm just one person (and might not be the typical kind)  . But that's how it seems to work for me personally. I can't really imagine being with someone if I don't even know them well enough as a good friend yet.  I use the term "Dating" a bit more seriously as actually being interested in a future relationship with them, not just 'testing' things out.  

 

I would just be happy by having another human being care about me as much as I care about them and that I can talk with normally and cuddle once in a while.

Am I too much of a simpleton? ヘ（。□°）ヘ

Yeah~ I feel the same way. Once in a relationship, it's nice to be able to fully show how much you care without any possible boundaries being crossed that shouldn't be in a friendship.

 

Honestly this applies for me as well. Even though I don't plan on getting married anytime soon, I tend to look for people who I could imagine myself married to. That sounds kind of weird, but its true. I'm not the type of person who likes making commitments, but that's because when I do, I treat them dead seriously. And no matter how you look at it, a relationship is a pretty big commitment. if I can't at least picture myself devoted to a person, then I won't bother with even starting a relationship. And for the record, I have been in the situation where such opportunities were available, but I turned them down.

I think in the back of my mind somewhere.. that idea may be there too. I take the decision to be committed to someone very seriously as well... and it's probably what makes me hesitant to jump into relationships until I can see the potential for it to last (at least a long time I hope).  I see little point in starting something that would last just a couple weeks or months.. it'd also just be really sad as well after investing myself into it.

[InvictusCobra]

If we are talking physically, my biggest weak spot is Aryans (short or tall), but that's not the question.

 

Regarding something more platonic, I've been told I'm quite the demanding fellow. If somebody was to woo me, all it would take was treating me as more than a mere acquaintance/colleague and you have my attention. If we were to take the next step, I'd say be prepared to witness what might seem as a borderline psychotic person when it comes to the people I don't like or harbor a grudge against, be prepared for hearing very dark and/or perverse jokes, me sometimes going jealous or territorial on you (because it would be my first romantic relationship), complete reluctance to go clubbing or to similar places (I can handle being in bars, but I don't like it that much), I most likely will not consume any type of alcoholic beverages and the fact that I am a guy who doesn't like to travel that much and prefers to stay at home relaxing on his computer and the worst of all:

That I am a very mean Scrooge when it comes to my own money (and possibly yours...).

 

That's basically the whole thing....

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I will most likely become a wizard....

[astro]

My only advice: Be a kawaii imouto or gtfo