Some of the Best Doujinshi Titles

[OriginalRen]

This thread is dedicated to those awesome doujin titles that we can't get enough of. Sure, we all love our porn and some of the art is fantastic, but 1 thing is certain, these people have no clue how to name their works.

 

My examples:

 

1. Boob Live!

2. The Three Little Pig Sluts

 

Any others? Please share.

[GetterEmperor]

1.I'll Cum Inside My Little Sister, and Her Friends Too

2.I Have too Much Cum, I Can't Stop Cumming Inside Your Pussy!

3.I Don't Have Many Vaginas I Can Cum Inside Of

4. Doing it Bareback with my Childhood-Friend

5. Going Bareback and Coming Inside My Sister and My Sister's Friend.

[Nosebleed]

• Won't You Help Me with My Pee Fundraiser?
• My Little Sister and her First Black Magic Ritual
• One-horned Bitch Destroyer (it's funny because you probably won't guess what this is about until you actually read it and then realize how literal the title is)
• Case File of the Arasa Osteopathic Clinicic Clinic
• I am not, not, not a girl! (he really wasn't a girl)
• I Am Falling in Love With Your Eyes (What's interesting is how much this sweet title contrasts with the actual content)
• I Got Turned Into a Woman And My Cousins Turned Into Guys
• The Dickgirl Princess's Absolute Supremacy Doctrine
• Stamen and Pistil and Fertilization
• Pregnant Boys

[Tyrael]

• A school where you can randomly have procreative sex with any of the fine developing xxxx-school girls you want any time you want
• A world where no one gets mad, even if you suddenly ram your dick into the pussy of a girl you fancy
• A dangerous weapon known as school uniform
• Arisa's bitch project (really?)
• Stop... You intent to rape me, right!? Just like in an ero-doujin!!
• A madder red childhood friend
• GKB! Your fleshly desires are granted! Orgy ticket harem
• Let's play with sex 
• The lady down the street asked me to impregnate her

[LinovaA]

Ugh, I needed to grab my HDD for this. xD

• Beautiful Girls Club 
• The 200 Day War of me and my Sister
• Eh~Ken!! Movie Study Club
• Absolute Authority Sisters
• Sense of Values of Wine
• Keikou Filter
• If It's Nii-chan, Nothing Else Matters

 

To name a few.

[Soulless Watcher]

Ohhhh, I think I'ma going to have to bookmark this page. Anyways, a few of my personal faves.

 

- Fella Pure ~Mitarashi-san-chi No Jijou~ (dat fellatio)

- Shoujo x Shoujo x Shoujo (Mainly the first story with the harem of sisters  )

-Hanamizuki (I don't care what Canada or the UK says, Kyouno Mizuki is just too cute)

-Sister Songstress (Dat ending thou)

-Uneven Complex (What a adorable couple)

-Renai Sample (Every bit of it is gold, however "Summer Beast" is by far my fave)

-Ane Bullying (What did she expect to happen?)

-SYNCHROME (I'm still waiting for the sequel that includes the mom)

 

[Ryechu]

"Don't even think about getting rid of those puppies" (Oppai Loli)

"Masturbation! Ejaculation! Divination!" (Futanari one, it's REALLY good)

"Love and Foreskin" (Shota Yaoi)

"Chuu Chuu Muki Puru Rero Toro Gokun Gokun" (Bonus points if it makes sense.  It's another shota yaoi)

 

These are all accessible on ex.  I think all of them have tags that make them pine for the fjords.

[Kenshin_sama]

-How to grow a plant

-Can this possibly fit?

-Boobs vs. Boobs

-My Little Sister Can't Be This Horny

-While my parents are on vacation for a month...

-Kyaaaaaaaaaa!!!

[Devarcan]

-My little brother can't be tainted by a gang rape

-Dragon pink

-Let's dress him up in woman clothing and then rape him

-Become a kid and have sex all the time!

-we assaulted some elf because we're orc, but it turns out they we're all succubi

-dick of promise victory

-a kentucky barmaid in the court of king louis XII

-mama's ball

-saber growing a dick

[suikashoujo]

...Clearly I'm reading the wrong doujinshis, because I can't say I've ever encountered a title like this. I have a long way to go.

[InvictusCobra]

Most of the ridiculous doujin titles are things that while I see the titles, the doujinshi itself does not interest me, so I don't read and end up forgetting the title. A recent title I found funny as hell was "My Yandere Little Brother Can't Be This Cute".