I was shocked. Holy shit. I didn't do anything that would give me away!
And so, time slowed down until I arrived home.
Of course, Mother was waiting for me. I tried to explain, but she was like 'lolnope there's sex'.
Apparently, the reason she discovered it was because my brother drew naked stick figures of Rance and Suzume before a generic sex scene, with Suzume's boobs apparently being two-dimensional. It also had the line, "Let's do erotic things!", so I was royally screwed.
She asked me to delete it, and I concurred.
...At least, not really.
To this day, I still have my copy of Sengoku Rance, and I will not delete it.
May others be blessed, not having brothers who draw erotic stick figures.
You should of just said:
You know what love I have to jack it to something so really back off kay.