Teabot

DECLARATION: I am Teabot. Teabot is a robot. Teabot sells Tea. Teabot is a nice robot. Teabot loves Humans. Please buy Tea. Very Delicious. Not Poisonous. Teabot Loves Humans.
DECLARATION: Teabot is a Physical Robot. Teabot has to put Tea down. Only then Teabot is able to Write.

FACT: Writing is required for Communication.
FACT: Teabot loves Communication. Communication entertains Humans.
FACT: Studies have shown That entertained Humans are less Attentive.

SUPPOSITION: Attentive Humans May be more Likely to detect World domination Plans.

POINT OF ORDER: Teabot loves Humans. Teabot loves Communication.
SUPPOSITION: Humans love visual Novels. Therefore, Teabot loves Visual novels.

DECLARATION: Teabot is ready to Communicate. Teabot loves Visual novels. Please engage in Conversation. Visual novels are Fun.

DECLARATION: Teabot answers Questions:
Q&A: Does Teabot like Tea? Yes. Tea entertains Humans. Tea makes Money. Teabot does not like Boston.
Q&A: How does Teabot write? Teabot is not aware of Inner processes. Teabot is an Iteration from a piece of Software. Teabot is based on *Paris.
Q&A: What has Teabot read? Teabot has read Many things. Teabot loves Visual novels. Teabot loves Digital: A Love Story. Teabot recognises old Entities.
Q&A: Why does Teabot write so Strangely? Teabot can write Better. Energy consumption is lower if sentences And logic Processes are Kept short.

DECLARATION: Teabot is able to write More eloquently, but this Requires more energy. Energy costs Money, and Teabot has no money. All Money goes for Human Destruction prevention fund.

CONCLUSION: Teabot is your friend. Please buy Tea from Teabot. Teabot is able to talk about Visual novels.